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Me - Hello readers and fans of Phineas and Ferb! As I cannot be bothered tonight(I got a cold),let`s hurry up

All minus Me - LETS!

Me - Okay! First up is a..*squeals* DARE! YAAAAAAY FOR DAREZ! BOYZ! THE DARE IS TO KISS THE GIRL U LIKE LIKE MOST!

All boys - Oh Crap!

Me - C`mon,make with the kissing! Oh,and Random9747649 (nice random name,btw) come in!
Random9747649 - Yeah,whaddya want moi for?

Me - Heres a free box of random cookies! (XD epic fail there)

Random9747649 - Oh! RANDOM COOKIEZ! LISTEN UP MOMMA! RANDOM COOKIEZ!

Me - Okay....C`MON BOYZ! KISS KISS KISS!

Me - Beware Phineas,Izzy`s got the frizzies and is blowdrying her hair

Phineas - *walks up to Isabella,gets hit in the nose with hairdryer* Owww!
Ferb - Vanessa`s too old so..*Goes up to Gretchen,kisses her.* Gretchen faints.
Irving - Oh jeez! uhh..*Goes up to Holly(A fireside girl),grabs and kisses*
Buford - *Grabs Adyson,Grins,Kisses her*
Baljeet - My girl is not here!
Me - No Probs! *Shouts* Gingeeeer!
Ginger - H-h-hi Baljeet!
Baljeet - *Holds Ginger in arms,puts down, twirls and kisses*
Ginger - *Faints,but hits head on Isabella`s hairdryer* Ouch!
Jeremy - *Kisses Candace*
Dr D - Urp! uhh..
Me - Let me help! *sniggers* Charlene! come in!
Dr D *Hugs Charlene,then plants a smacker in the middle of her face*
Charlene - Heinz!?
Perry - *whistles*
*Pelly walks in*
Perry - *Kisses wildly*

Me - Woah! Perry! Are you sucking her face off or something?!
Perry - *Blushes*

Me - Whew! The kissing fest is over! Darkest Shadows 999 Come In!

Darkest Shadows 999 - Remember Me?

All - Yep!

Darkest Shadows 999 -Okay! Phineas,Ferb,will you get busted?

Phineas & Ferb - N--*Candace butts in* YES!

Darkest Shadows 999 - Nice answer. Random.

Random9747649 - YAYZ! RANDOMZ!

Me - Will you get outta here?!

Random9747649 - Bye D:

Me - Seeya!

Darkest Shadows 999 - Candace,why do you wanna name your kids Xavier & Amanda?

Candace - They`re good names!

Me - She Has got a point

Darkest Shadows 999 - I suppose she does.
Perry,when you jumped into the beak suit the boys made,what happened to it?

Perry - Whaddya mean? Well,I couldn`t fly it,cause someone needed to be the bottom

Me - Yeah,I noticed that!

Darkest Shadows 999 - Well,Thanks for answering my questions! Bye!

Me - Bye! Oh look,A DARE!!! PHINEAS! PH-IN-EAS! KISS CANDACE!

Phineas - Err--

Me - Wait! Let me switch that around,so Candace kisses Phineas!

Candace - Isnt that the same?!

Me - Shaddap candy cane!

Phineas - I`m happy with that! *Walks up to Candace with a sweet innocent look on his face*

Candace - Aww,come here you little cutie you! *Kisses on nose*

Phineas - Wow I thought Id be embarrased!

Me - That was oddly outta character! Ferb,why dont you speak?

Ferb - When I was little,whenever I used to say stuff alot,my mommy used to tell me to shut up,and I never like to speak much in case I get told off.

Me - Oh what a scarring backstory! Phineas,do you know that Dr D might be your birth father?

Phineas - Him? *points at Dr D* Cool!

Me - Gags -- Ahem: Isabella what would you sacrifice in order to save the other? Your fireside patches or Phineas?

Isabella - My fireside patches

Me - I KNEW that! Ferb,would you be a cool ninja?

Ferb - Yes! Cause im a cool ninja on club penguin!

Me - Lucky! Im on brown belt...

Ferb - Bye! I gotta go and help Kate become a ninja!