Completely Elated
I've hated him since first year and it's already my third
I'm flying so high I feel like a bird
Thanks to the time turner I can relive it over and over
It's almost as nice as finding a four leaf clover
He planned for Buckbeak to be killed but why?
Just so he could enjoy something good die?
He's so foul and I loathe that slimy ass
If I had the chance to punch him again, I wouldn't pass
Still, something wasn't as pleasing as my punch
Not even the turkey that I had for lunch
He's occupied my thoughts since day one
I wish that I could be rid of him and just be done
Something like that would never be easy
The thought of good riddance makes me feel queasy
Sure, my life would be much more pleasant
Maybe full of books all packaged to look like a present
If he were to leave Hogwarts then life would be heavenly
However, something would be missing chemically
I know it sounds strange but it feels kind of endearing
I like that he goes out of his way to insult me, even his sneering
No, those thoughts can't be possible because he's stupid and egotistical
Nothing about him screams romantic or mystical
I'll forever hate him and to this I swear
I hope, for my sake, that he isn't always there
I'll hate him forever and this I know
My diary will always remind me that I said so