Author's Note: My third chapter today. Actually, my awesome sister, Maria Sorina person, wrote Bella's dare. That is why the first part of this chapter is so much better than the rest. Anyways…I don't own Twilight. But I do own my pillow who is just as good as Edward. Really, Data is just as good as Edward.

Chapter Six

Edward's POV

"Emmett would like to dare Bella," replied Rosalie. The wickedness of these words was tangible. I kept shooting Bella worried looks. Alice looked absolutely confused. I looked to Rosalie's mind only to find her repeating the formula and significance of Relativity Theory. I peered into Alice's mind to find a flashing neon sign that said "Cheeseburger in Paradise".

"Yes…Emmett would like to dare Bella to dismantle the "Cheeseburger in Paradise" sign so that it reads " he s in r ise".

"He's in rise? We're talking about Emmett, right?"

"Actually, Bella, we're talking about Edward. Which reminds me you're going to spray paint his name with an arrow pointing to 'he's' on the side of the restaurant."

"Great." Bella and I sarcastically moaned in unison.

Bella's POV

I haven't actually dismantled a neon sign before. I guess I'm glad I have people like Jasper to teach this sort of necessary life skill to me. We drove over in the shiny (Ooh so shiny!!!) Volvo. Edward, now sporting a darkened censored sign below his waist compliments of Angela, helped me up and Jasper gave me step by step instructions on vandalizing property. Angela may have saved me a few trips to the hospital during the procedure. Then again they were the ones that gave me the technical cutting tools.

We all stood back to admire the sign and the glow-in-dark, lime green name and arrow. We then split the scene when Alice saw a couple of police cars in the restaurant's near future. We arrived at the Cullen's house. Rosalie ran over to Emmett and the two of them started doing some interesting things with each others' tongues. The censored sign around Edward moved over their heads. Edward shrieked, tried desperately to get it back, gave up, and sat back behind his pillow.

Since Esme and Emmett were apparently done chasing each other, one in outrage the other in fear, I decided to try my luck with Esme. "Esme, truth or dare?"

Esme's POV

Crap. "Dare, I don't wanna be a wimp like Carlisle."

"Thanks for your support honey."

"No problem."

Bella looked downright evil. She had a creepy grin on her face and Jasper had one to match. "Esme, I dare you to go to the aquarium in Seattle and kiss a shark, not one of those non-threatening petting sharks, a SHARK. And a sea turtle. Definitely a sea turtle. Each kiss must last at least thirty seconds."

We piled into Carlisle's Mercedes and drove to Seattle. Alice insisted on naming whatever shark and turtle I kissed. "I think the shark should be named George. No, wait, Tweety! And the turtle is Fred, no, Bread, no, Brad!" she babbled.

We arrived and walked over to the shark tanks. Rosalie distracted the security guard while I slipped into the tank. I started kissing the first shark I saw, a hammerhead. I resurfaced 31 seconds later and jumped out before I attracted attention. It took some doing but we found the sea turtles. I slipped into their tank as well. The turtle was a much better kisser than the shark. Actually, almost as good as Carlisle. Bleep. Edward if you tell him I thought that!

Edward was doubled over in laughter behind Emmett and Jasper who were hiding him. They assumed his laughter was due to me kissing a turtle. I was gonna let them think that. We hurried back to the Mercedes with security hot on our heels due to Edward's streaking. We were home once again and I turned to Rosalie. "Rose, truth or dare?"

A/N: In preparation for the next chapter, if you don't know the words to Charlie Daniel's Uneasy Rider '88 I would suggest looking them up. That song is so fummy. The place in there will show up in Rose's dare.