American Problem Solving

by Niethiona

Reissue of my previous story rated T for sensitive issues and political humor. Join America as he deals with all the problems that come from Nations, his People and mostly HIS Kids. Special guest stars his nieces and nephews will make some appearances. (Matt shouldn't be left out.) American solve problems two ways we beat it or laugh at it.

6. Alabama

Alabama

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia that's all Himaruya. States are all mine. Also America is going to be on the OCC side he is a Dad in this.

Attorney General

To most Alan Jones looked like an average 16 year old attending the University of Alabama. But Alan Jones was not average first he was not 16 but with a date of birth of December 14, 1819 he was 198 but no one would believe him. Normally these things would not bother him. Not even having 49 siblings and a Dad who thinks he is a super hero. What did both him was when he was blamed for what one of his formal citizens said and did.

He just exited a lecture hall after 2 hours of listening to a political instructor visiting from MIT claiming that it was the culture of Alabama for some of the current administration problem. How they came up with this he didn't know.

'I should go punch Mark in the ear for making me listen to this'

"Thinking about blaming your brother for what one of his citizens says would be no different then what you got done listening too Ally."

Only one person called him that. Looking around he saw the blond hair blue eye smart ass smile that the world new as the United States of America but he knew as simply Dad.

"What are you doing down here?"

"Well for one escaping the cold from up north. Also heard of an MIT professor giving you a hard time over 'voice of the white house ' and wanted to stop you from punching your brother."

"I wouldn't do anything like that!"

Alfred Jones had to laugh at his son now. "I know better than that. Come on am hungry let's get lunch what's good around here."

Alan had to smile at the idea of food. "There is a great Barbeque place around the corner, the best in the country.

"Don't let you siblings here you, Texas, North Car and Missouri hear you they will be out to correct yeah."

"Those guess wouldn't know great barbeque even if they were on the grill with it."

Laughing all out now at his son and glade he could get the Attorney General problem off his mind. "Well lead the way Ally to the epic BBQ"

"Great this way and you're paying."

"Hey I never said that!" Alfred then ran to catch up with his son.