I feel so sad. This one was hard to do and it came out so short... But very funny. This one includes the 'Skittles' and 'Birdie, the world's smartest robotic bird' even though he is probably the ONLY robotic bird.

Disclamier: Because I do not want to live in a cardboard box... Wait... Has anyone ever been sued on this thing? I don't think so. So wtf is the point of this?

Mr. Pink buzzed with life. Its communication link had been silent for too long it decided. He rolled across the small bedroom where Lacus had left him alone and in the dark. His sensors turned on the night vision and proceeded to the door. He knew the unlock code since the day they had come aboard the Archangel. He also knew the Captain's…

He jumped up and one by one the five digit code was entered. With a hiss the door opened to an empty hallway. He had seen the other Haros earlier today before he was left by Lacus before she went off to a meeting with the ZAFT council. So he knew he had to contact and find the others, but first he needed a computer source to activate the wide spread communication link. He decided to roll down the right hallway, curious to find the hangar.

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Birdie had been watching the amusing activities of the passengers in the truck since they left military boundaries and had yet to be spotted. He was currently sitting, or more like hiding underneath the truck's spare tire that was attached to a secret compartment under the truck.

Birdie had hidden in the first place because of the horde of rainbow colored mass destructive toys from hell, also known as Athrun's messy room aboard the Minerva. He knew that the balls would follow him and 'torture' him with their 'fun and games'. 'What a load of shit that was', Birdie thought. He knew that they just wanted to bash him around like their personal soccer ball. He remembered the days afterward the last time they got a hold of him. It felt as if he had a huge hangover and was having a female 'time of the month' to bitch non-stop. He wished he could peck Athrun Zala to death for putting a 'sensory and humanization' chip into him when he was constructed. Damn him!

So the robotic bird decided to jump a ride with his master and his new hit that he was currently scheming to destroy, with a bunch of other people that would be brought down as well with the blue haired wanna-be God. He must congratulate Athrun for creating something as smart as himself (Birdie). He knew that he was smarter than the Haros. He knew he was smarter than most things. He knew that he was most likely smarter than Athrun himself, but he didn't care. He was hell bent on world domination. To bad he couldn't speak a word of human…

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Haro had wandered across the entire ship and had yet to come across ANY of his kind let alone the bird of his desired entertainment. He knew that they had to be somewhere. So he decided to start checking all storage/closet areas, including those of the hangar. He suddenly stopped when he thought of the large hangar and the cargo box that the mechanics where staring at and nodding among themselves as they watched the cloud of Haros carefully. He quickly rolled to the hangar and scared the living daylights out of anyone that he came across on his way.

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Birdie was getting extremely bored. 'Stupid humanization chip,' he mentally chirped. He was feeling bitchy that his master was playing with something or someone else. He felt jealous! And professional PhD graduates thought robots and artificial intelligences couldn't feel. Psh. The stupid fools. Yes, he was jealous of a certain red eyed human. If Birdie could sneer at the pathetic comment, he would have. 'So Athrun's smart enough to give me emotions and feelings like a human but he's not smart enough to give me facial features! He couldn't even make me speak in human…' the little robot mentally bashed his creator.

Birdie suddenly got an evil plan formulated in its tiny robotic super genius mind… He flew out of his hiding place and gently landing on Kira's shoulder looking like the innocent robotic toy he always did. He lovingly nuzzled Kira's cheek and watched the red eyed male from his perch. 'Welcome to my playground, noob.'

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Mr. Pink was right. All the others were stuck in a very large, very thick metal container. He knew that the mechanics must have had a hand in this because of the neatly and professionally done seal lent job on the top of the container. 'Well, here goes nothing.'

"Alright, alright!" Mr. Pink yelled to the others in the box. There chatter immediately stopped. "Everyone, everyone! On the count of three, three, ram the side of the container, container!" He got a barrage of 'Okays!' and 'Yes!' and even a random 'No more locked doors!' (Inside joke…) from the other side.

"One!" He shouted out.

"Two!" They replied.

"Three!" He shouted again.

"Rah!!!" They yelled as they rammed the side of the container, which weakened and spewed the rainbow onto the newly cleaned, waxed floor. "Hooray!" They all screamed in unison. Suddenly as the containers side fell to the floor, it hit a red laser that no one saw. An alarm went off in the entire ship, "Haros have escaped! Haros have escaped!" It rang.

The same little roughed up orange Haro (Hint hint!) that had earlier screamed out the random 'No more locked doors!' now yelled out, "Damn it, amigos, we need to scatter before de policia come and send us back to de frontera!" (Sorry, another inside joke!) The rainbow quickly scattered throughout the ship and even a handful followed Mr. Pink and the orange Haro to the Minerva.

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Birdie was surprised that he would be jealous of some organic mattered human. He was never jealous at some random person before, but something about the red eyed male made his metal feathers ruffle. He was pissed, even though he didn't know why. 'I thought females were the only ones who get bitchy. It makes me wonder why robots don't have genders… That could mean-.'

He couldn't finish his mental thought due to Athrun reaching over and gently picking him up. "Wow, Birdie's in really good condition. I would have thought her-."

"Wait Birdies a girl?" Miriallia spoke up from the back seat.

A loud robotic bird screech filled the air…

OMG! So Birdie is a she and is jealous that Shinn has Kira's undivided attention! Wow my plot keeps twisting... I need more suggetions. I am also planning on making another story too.