bleach comedy fail!

by samgetsu

ever wonder how messed up and funny situations in bleach could be? well this fanfiction exploits those good moments in bleach and chops them up so they might be funny! T for themes and swearing, but barely so just in case. also, it's not my fault if you're singing my parodies of songs in the shower. or in public for that matter. ON HIATUS FOR NOW DUE TO BURNT CHARGERS

6. ALL THE SINGLE HACHI'S and my removal

I know I haven't been making any new chapters for like a month, so now I'm going to write at least every weekend. Also, I'm removing my character from this fanfiction due to me getting irritated by other people's characters in similar fanfictions. Enjoy!

Ulquiorra: REVIVE ME AT ONCE

Rukia: im hic not drunk at hic all. BAN hic KAI! HACKERS NOSE TOES GONE AY!

Ichigo: why do I get the feeling that somewhere in the world my name is getting butchered?

IN 'MURICA

Bleach anime fangirl: ICHIGO KOOH ROH SOCKY YAAAAH *starts talking about random fillers*

IN THE DEAD PEOPLE WAITING ROOM

Ulquiorra: I may be dead, I may not be dead. This is confusing.

Stark: im going back to sleep.

Unohana: you all have been put to sleep by a shinigami. As have I.

As nodt: IM SCARED

Yamamoto: SILENCE! UNOHANA TAICHOU, COULD YOU NOT EVEN DIE WITH YOUR HAORI?

Unohana: what about you, ex-soutaicho?

Kaien: you… you're the guy that killed me!

Aaroniero: no. I ate the guy that ate metastacia.

Kaien: oh. It makes so much sense.

Ginjo: NOBODY CARES ABOUT ME

Aizen: kudakero, kyouka suigetsu.

All of a sudden, everybody is in the jyubantai (tenth squad)'s office, drunk, half-naked, and getting pictures taken by matsumoto.

Ulquiorra, stark, unohana, as nodt, yamamoto, kaien, aaroniero, ginjo, and the other people nobodies: MATSUMOTOOO!

Aizen: kudakero, kyouka suigetsu.

SOMEWHERE IN HUECO MONDO

Matsumoto: my male-voice-calling-sense is tingling. Or is it just a bug on my other face? *looks down*

Matsumoto: oh well, it's just a bug.

NOW THEN, ITS TIME FOR YOUR FAVOURITE SHOW, MAKING FUN OF THE ANIME (SUB AND DUB), FOR SHORT, MFASD!

Ichigo: I'm ichigo kooh ro socky!

Rukia: I'm ruKhia koochki!

Orihime: I'm Ohd-ihee-may in-a-way!

Rukia: this show sucks! Right strawberry?

Ichigo: Right, midget!

THE REST OF THIS SHOW HAS BEEN CANCELLED DUE TO THE SHOW CAUSING 4 WARS: dubbers vs subbers, subbers vs manga English, subbers vs manga japan, dubbers vs manga English, dubbers vs manga japan, and manga japan vs manga english. there are also shipping alliances. Here is some footage.

Dubber: ICHIHIMEE!

Subber: ICHIRUKI NO ULQUIHIME! (note: sorry for putting a note in the middle of the chapter, but the no can mean and in Japanese, or at least in what little Japanese I know. See what I did there?)

Kubo: ALL 'OF YALL SHUT UP FER A SEC'ND. WOO- WEEH!

That may have been offensive, but that was this chapter! I will update in a week probably! GOODBYE, SAYONARA AND FAREWELL FOR A WHILE!