She is not mad. She is not insane. She is not one to be challenged mentally. You can play her games. You can try to follow her flow.
But, you will not catch up. You will not win. Your mind will wheel in circles making you think that in fact you are insane. But, you will deny it. You will choose to disbelieve it. You will blame it on her.
Because indeed, you are insane.
She won't correct you about it. She will tell you that your right. But, she will lie.
Because indeed, you are insane.
And maybe she might be?
Maybe she might not?
Who is to blame for this contradiction.
And she could argue that it's just your inexperience with the world to question her sanity.
But she won't.
Because who's to say who's insane and who's not?
Sanity is questionable in many case's.
Does the chick or the egg come first?
Does a fly really have to be called a fly?
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Yet, Sanity is also undeniable.
Sabo met Ivonkov.
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He was walking down the hall, one of the long confusing halls, and he had taken a right turn. That happened to be a dead end, when he suddenly fell. Down a hole. Almost like one of those trap doors that you already know to watch out for. But, hit it anyways.
So he fell down the tunnel. And Bon-Chan followed. Ever, so loyal Bon-Chan.
He's looking for Ivonkov. Ivonkov-sama is the queen for Okama's everywhere afterall. And the miracle worker is without a doubt his idol.
So, he decided he'd help his long time friend Sabo free his brother and then free The Miracle Worker.
... Who would have thought they'd end up in this situation? Finding out that in between levels 5 and 6 was a level built by the Queen himself, Level 5.5, The New Kamabakka Kingdom. To save her candies and show them who they really are by injecting them with his sexy hormones gender flipping them.
Annoying Sabo like no tomorrow. But, ever calm Sabo is on a very strict time limit. And time is just dwindling away.
He gritted his teeth and spoke with the calmest voice he could, "Ivonkov-san, I hate to interrupt... whatever you call what your doing, but I am trying to rescue my brother and your not doing anything but wasting my time, as rude as it sounds. I Am In A Hurry So You Will Have To Excuse Me." He bowed and darted out the room.
Ivonkov jumped on one foot with his arms swinging out beside him trying to catch himself, "I'm I'm I'm gonva vall!" He screeched.
The crowd of candies were panicking, "I'll catch you Ivonkov-Sama!" They yelled following where he hopped with their arms out
Ivokov started to fall, but before his face hit the floor he slid on his knees, "Ve didn't Fall!" He screamed out in delight. Causing his crowd to cheer out with him.
Sabo ran back in the room panting and out of breath, "In all nations, how on earth did I end up back here?!" He cried out in displeasure.
Ivonkov shook his head with his a hand on his hip and the other waving his pointy finger at him as if disciplining him, "Tch, tch, tch, ve boy. These'v tunnels are vade vy us to vake sure no one withvout permission comes vn or vout. If vou chose to leave vthen vou will need to exit vout through a vidden vassage. Naughty Boy." She blew a kiss, "Why did vyou break into vhis pvison?"
Sabo sighed, "I came here to save my brother Ace." He said rubbing his forehead, "His execution has been order for the public and I do not know about you, and I honestly don't care, but I'm Going to save if I have to die trying."
Ivonkov nodded. He turned to look at his Candies, "Vyou people, start heading out towards the front of Vhe pvison. Ve will follow shortly after."
The candies nodded and Ivonkov lead Sabo towards the cell they watched Ace get out into.
The usually shuttered cell. That the guards would go in periodically and come out pissed off. The head jailers especially.
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The very peculiar cell that was opened two days ago. That is still blocked off by the visual transporter snail. Leaving only Ace and Jimbei to be seen. But, Ivonkov knew someone else was in their. Someone beyond all the standards of Impel Down.
A dangerous person.
So, he ran with more adrenaline flowing through his veins than usual.
He's been waiting to find out who's in that cell since he first saw it.
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They had ran as fast as they could. Far past their limits. But, they were still to late. The elevator was going back up and it had Ace on it.
They had missed by a minute.
A single minute, that could have very well have sealed his brothers fate.
He rushed to the cell that was holding his brother, knowing that Jimbei was going to be there.
Followed by Ivonkov who wanted to meet the mysterious person.
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That very mysterious person was doing her absolute best at keeping her laughter inside her. Her calm older brother was in the midst of a panic attack and good ol' Iva-Chan is with him.
Deciding she's waited enough if these good forsaken chains she makes herself known.
"Why, how have you been Iva-Chan? And isn' t it mighty fine weather we're having today, Sabo-Ni?" She asked with an amused smile on her face and an almost impatient gleam in her eye.
The two in front of her cell stopped like a deer in headlights.
They turned to face the new voice very slowly.
Ivonkov's eyes practically flew out of his head and he fell over.
Sabo's whole posture straightened and the wrinkles he got on his clothes magically straightened themselves out.
"LUFFY?!" They both yelled at the yawning figure in front of them.
She nodded at them while they grimaced at her appearance, "Okay, we can wait to reunite after we get the hell out of this prison and are on our way to save Ace. Deal?" She asked.
They two nodded vigorously.
"Good. Now, there's three thingd I need you to do. One: free Jimbei from his chains. Two: free Croco-Chan from his chains. Three: Get me the hell out of these damn metal wall attachers or I swear the wall will be coming down." She warned.
The two nodded and Ivonkov called out Inazuma to cut there chains and free the other two before He undid Luffy. The two walked peacefully out of their cells and stood back due to Ivonkov's and Sabo's instructions.
They watched as Inazuma slowly cut Luffy's chain off and could feel in the air all of the power that was being released.
It rushed off Luffy in waves of undoubtful power.
The last snip to her neck chain and the wall behind her cracked from pressure.
She stood up and walked out of her cell behind Inazuma. The second she stepped out she reached up and started stretching her muscles. The floor became deadly silent and her bones popped and cracked. The noise ringing into everyones ears.
The other prisoners started to riot in their cells pleading to be let out.
They were silenced immediately by a quick wave of Conqueror's Haki. Silencing them easily with foam coming out of their mouth. She looked up at the Video transportor snail and looked at it with a smile before promptly holding the middle finger up at it. Then the snail passed out and the video went dead. Leaving the viewers scared shitless.
Inazuma and Crocodile collaborated to create an opening in the ceiling and a ramp to climb up.
Which Luffy, took with a stride and everyone else following in example. Even the reluctant Sabo.
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And thus, she was freed.
And she's angry.
Very angry.
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The world will never be the same.