Anime Talk: Shugo Chara! Edition

by Dragonlover71491

On Anime Talk, you, the readers, are given a chance to ask questions and give dares to our guests. What's concerning me is will the guests and I survive, especially with Chibi-chan for a co-host.

6. Nagihiko Fujisaki

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters that are appearing here…but beware; they will be tortured…by my co-host, Dame-Desu-yo, AKA Chibi-chan.

Now here's our next guest: Nagihiko Fujisaki

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Chapter 5: Nagihiko Fujisaki

"So tired…need to rest." I groan as I collapse in my chair and knock out, head on my desk.

A while later I wake up to see Chibi-chan standing over me with a marker, a mischievous smile on her face. I then grab a mirror and look, only to see my face covered in random doodles.

"Chibi-chan…why did you doodle on my face?" I ask irritably as I feel my eye twitch.

"I was bored…and look! My tail is fine!" She squeals as she waves her tail in my face, hitting me a few times.

"Remind me to kill you later." I mumble as I wipe the ink from my face, tail curling menacingly.

After I check to see that everything is as it should be, I smile at the audience as the lights switch on.

"Hello everyone, are you ready for more Anime Talk?" I question as I listen to the cheers of our audience.

"Draggy…don't we have something else to do before we start?" Chibi questions as she swishes her tail.

"You're right…" I say as I produce a mike and start speaking into it. "Kairi and Tadase, please report to the front stage."

The two then jog on stage, well…Tadase is skipping merrily up to us singing "Once Upon A Dream."

"All right you guys, time's up. Kairi, you don't need to act like Yaya anymore…and sorry, forgot to remind you that the dye and clips were supposed to come out when we interviewed Kukai." I laugh as I see him still bearing the hairdo we gave him.

"Thank you, I'm glad to hear that. Now if I can just clear this matter up…" He says as he points to his head.

"Of course, no problem." I say as I use my laptop to produce a tub of water.

I then pull out all the clips before I dunk his head in the water, washing out all the dye before pulling him out. I then pass him a towel, laughing on the inside since he resembles a drowned rat at the moment.

"Thank you very much, I'm sure Mika will be happy to know I'm back to normal." He laughs as he leaves the stage.

"Right, and Tadase, you can finally get out of that chara nari." I say as I hold out my hand.

Princessa separates from him and lands in my palm, happy to be back with me.

"Did you have fun?" I ask the chara as I cuddle her against my face.

"Yes, quite much. It was nice being your chara, though it was short Tadase-san." She says pleasantly as she curtsies in my palm.

"I'm glad to hear that, well…I must be going, guardian work and all that." He laughs nervously as he leaves.

"It was fun running around in a dress huh Tadase?" Said Chibi-chan giggling, looking at embarrassing photos of Tadase in a dress.

'Guess he doesn't want to recall what happened during his chara nari.'

I then pull out all the envelopes addressed to our guest Nagihiko, all of them opened.

"Yeesh…this is certainly what I guess you could call pairing mania." I mutter as I write down all of the dares for him.

"What is it Draggy?" Chibi asks curiously as she looks over my shoulder.

"The majority of these dares and questions are Rimahiko related…it's quite a popular pairing from the looks of things." I answer as I look over the list.

"I see…I have an idea!" She yells as she runs off stage.

'What is she up to now?'

She then runs back in and drapes a rolled piece of what looks to be giant parchment in the background between the couch and my desk.

"What is that?"

"I'll be showing everyone what it is later." Chibi laughs as she seats herself on the couch.

"Right…why do I not feel safe when you say that?"

"Draggy…"

"Yes Chibi?"

"Can I introduce our guest?"

"All right, but don't do anything dumb."

Chibi then pulls out a megaphone, while I cover my ears.

"Let's welcome our favorite transvestite, Nagihiko Fujisaki!" She yells into the megaphone, causing me to flinch despite the fact my ears are covered.

"Ouch…Chibi, do me a favor…"

"What is it Draggy?"

"No more megaphone."

"Okay…"

Nagi jogs onto the stage and sits on the coach next to Chibi, smiling politely at us.

"Welcome Nagi to our show." I say pleasantly as I offer him a water bottle.

"Pleasure to be here…I'm still laughing about what happened to Kukai when he was here." He chuckles as he takes a sip.

"Understandable. Are you ready to answer a few questions?"

"Indeed…I'd be more than happy to." He smiles as Chibi drapes her tail over his shoulders.

"All right then. Our first question is from sakura240. But before we start, I'd like to invite a special guest to the show. Everyone please welcome Reizei Nausicaa," I say as the spotlight

A catgirl with straight black waist length hair, fringe (sticking all over the place) and two strips of white hair (the white strips are the ones that everyone tucks behind their ears because they always get in the way) with mismatching eyes; left: golden yellow, right: amethyst purple, with black cat ears and tail with white tips (has a big white ribbon on her tail) jogs on. She's wearing a white mini skirt with a black studded belt and numerous chains, black knee-length leggings with black lace at the bottom, simple white ballerina pumps with black buckles on the front, sleeveless jeans shirt with a white loosely tied tie with 'Naughty Catgirl' written on it in black, simple white collar with a small silver bell, small white bow on her left wrist along with a black studded wristband and a fingerless black, elbow-high, lace glove with white ribbon on her right hand. She also has white normal-length nails with black tips.

"Welcome Rei, we're happy to have you." I greet her as I shake her hand.

"I'm so pumped to be here! Chibi-chan!" She squeals as she glomps my co-host.

"Yayz! I have my own fan on the show!" Chibi yells as she hugs Reizei.

"Oh god there's two of them?! I'm going to die!" I yell in anguish as they cuddle each other like old friends.

"Perhaps we should continue with the show?" Nagi suggests as he looks at me while I suffer from shock.

"Right…the question is…" I say as Reizei squeezes between Nagi and Chibi on the couch.

sakura240

Does he want to do anything to Rima right now? Even if its perverted things...

"Heh heh…this is a bit unnerving. What's you're response to this unique question Nagi?" I ask nervously as I put the letter down.

"I do not have any intentions of doing anything improper to Rima-chan."

'BEEP!' is what we hear next to Chibi-chan.

"According to my lie detector, you're lying to us Nagi-kun." Chibi giggles as she pats the machine next to her on the armrest.

"You shouldn't lie Nagihiko." Reizei laughs at his discomfort.

"What?! I do not want to do anything uncouth to Rima-chan!" Nagi protests as he glares at Chibi and Reizei.

'BEEP!'

"I swear I am not a pervert! I would never do anything so low as do something nasty to Rima-chan of all people! I'm telling the truth!"

'BEEP!' 'BEEP!' 'BEEP!'

"Would you shut that thing up?!"

"No way!" They say together in unison.

"Nagi…just tell the truth and they'll get rid of that thing." I sigh as I see Nagi getting an anger tic on his forehead.

"All right! I…have had some thoughts about Rima-chan."

'DING!'

"That's the truth!" Chibi laughs as she hugs the lie detector.

"Oh, Nagi is thinking about Rima? I wonder what he thinks about." Reizei says teasingly.

I give Nagi a surprised look as he looks away from me, a tiny blush on his face.

"Okay…let's move on to the next question. These next two are from LaharlCrazy1120."

LaharlCrazy1120

questions:

1. Do you like cross-dressing?

2. Do you like Rima? I mean, you took her out for a parfait and all.

"Nagi…your response?" I say as I roll up the letter and place it on my desk.

"I don't like cross-dressing, it's been done in my family for generations, it's normal for me." He explains as I give him an unsure look at his words.

"Right…and we're sane." Chibi snickers as she puts an arm across Reizei's shoulders.

"And what about Rima? How do you feel about her?" I push, knowing how he feels.

"She's all right…cute…funny…a pleasure to be around really…" He trails off as the blush from earlier comes back again.

"Right, but do you like her?" I ask as I lean in.

"…Yes."

"It's a confession folks!" Shouts Chibi-chan as she stands on the lie detector, arms raised.

"CHIBI-CHAN! Sit down!" I say as I pulled her tail, causing her to sit.

"Ow… that's my tail." Whined Chibi-chan.

"Great to hear, now our next set of questions are from The 2 crazy Kats- Mika and M.Z., my favorite person so far if I may say." I laugh as I open the letter.

The 2 crazy Kats- Mika and M.Z

1. How the hell did no one notice u were a guy in a skirt? I mean seriously. U have a ** like other guys..

2. Do u like Rima-chan?

3. How did you feel as a cross-dresser?

"Interesting questions…" I mutter as I turn to Nagi.

Reizei and Chibi are leaning towards him curiously, tails twitching.

"Well…through all the years I was pretending to be a girl…I had to be very cautious and alert of my environment so as to avoid discovery."

"Okay…but what about when you were in the locker room?"

We all stare at him intensely as he grows uncomfortable.

"I…had to go into a separate stall to make sure none of the girls noticed Captain Winky." He explains as I have a twitching eye now.

"Okay…thanks…the second question?"

"I believe it has been established that I like Rima, but not romantically." He says.

'BEEP!'

"I thought we got rid of that thing?" I mutter as Chibi and Reizei laugh.

"Okay…maybe I like her…a little." Nagi says.

'BEEP!'

"All right! I love Rima, I adore her, I want to shout it from the mountains! I want to marry her and have a family of twelve! I LOVE RIMA!" He shouts as he jumps on my desk.

'DING!'

I'm holding in my laughter very well, Chibi and Reizei on the other hand are laughing their asses off.

"HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Nagi sits back on the couch and pouts, clearly annoyed and embarrassed by the matter.

"Okay…and the last question?"

"I don't feel uncomfortable really…I guess I've grown used to it. And I hate to admit it, but I feel a small sense of pride in knowing I can imitate a female so well that no one realizes I'm a boy until I tell them." He says cheerfully as I nod in understanding.

Reizei and Chibi-chan are laughing like hyenas as they roll around in their seats.

"Good answer, time to move on to the next question. The question is from shadowwolf1345."

shadowwolf1345

My question for Nagihiko:

Do you secretly enjoy cross-dressing?

"I may do it, but I don't enjoy it." He says bluntly.

'DING!'

"Chibi-chan…" I growl.

"Yes?" She asks sweetly with doe-like eyes.

"Put that thing away before I decide to rip off your tail without anesthetic!" I roar, flames escaping my mouth.

"Yipe!" She says as she throws the lie detector away from her.

"Good…our last set of questions are from Bluepanda800."

Bluepanda800

woo! Nagi I love you but don't be sad that I'm giving you up for dear Rima who

deserves you more! my question:

you know how ur a guy then how can Temari be a girl?

Is Temari really a girl?

If so what's with the voice when you were cleaning the halls?

This ones for Kukai did you really like Nadeshiko before you found out she was a guy?

Amu you're just dumb!

"Well…I guess since I was learning to dance, and I felt I was not good enough, Temari came into existence since dancing is considered more for girls." Nagi explains as I listen to his answer.

"That makes sense." I mutter as I watch Reizei and Chibi twitch their ears at his answer.

"We agree…but we doubt we'd ever get guy charas if his theory's right!" They say in unison again, which is kind of creeping me out.

I then smirk as I grab my laptop and position my hands threateningly over the keys.

"Want me to give you boy charas?" I smirk as the both of them pull away in fear.

"NO!"

"I thought so…the next question Nagi?"

"Yes, Temari is a girl…as for the voice change thing…that happens when Temari feels very angry or really competitive." He explains, embarrassed by his chara's behavior.

"I see…now we have to bring back Kukai for just a little bit." I announce as I pull out a microphone.

"Wait, isn't he still…?" Chibi says before Kukai back flips, yes back flips onto the stage.

"A-N-I-M-E-T-A-L-K! What's that spell? Anime Talk!" Kukai cheers as I cover my eyes to avoid the horror, since he's doing the splits.

Nagihiko's eye is twitching a bit while Reizei and Chibi are laughing so hard that they fall on the floor.

"Kukai, we need you to answer a question for us." I say as I walk over to him, hands over my ears.

"SURE! I'M HAPPY TO!"

"My ears…did you honestly like Nadeshiko before you found out she was a guy?" I inquire as I rub my ears to get the feeling back in them.

"YES! SHE WAS REALLY COOL! BUT I STILL LIKE NAGI DESPITE EVERYTHING!"

"Thanks for telling us that, now you can leave." I mutter as I shove him off the stage.

"Looks like Draggy is suffering from some hearing loss." Chibi giggles as I sit in my chair.

"Seems so." Reizei laughs.

"Do you want me to skin you two alive?" I mutter darkly as I glare at them, teeth and fangs bared.

"NO! WE WANT TO LIVE!"

"I thought so…anyway, now's the time for "Chibi-chan's Dare Corner," I hope you're ready Nagihiko." I say as I watch Chibi drag Reizei over to the rolled up paper she put up earlier.

"On three we roll it open." Chibi says as she goes to one end, Reizei taking the other end nodding in understanding.

"What in the world…?" I inquire before they pull it open.

"ONE TWO THREE!" Chibi shouts as they unveil the paper, which turns out to be a poster.

It has a picture of Rima and Nagihiko in the center, a heart surrounding them with the words "Rimahiko 4ever!" above them in red.

"Hate to say it, but this is appropriate for this." I say as I pull out the list of dares I made earlier.

"Appropriate for what?" Nagi asks as I grab the mike again.

"You'll see. Rima Mashiro please report to the front stage, Rima Mashiro please report to the front stage."

Rima walks onto the stage and gives Nagi a tiny, and I mean tiny, almost unnoticeable smile as she walks over to my desk.

"Thank you for coming Rima…wait a second." I say as I type on my laptop.

A red love seat is produced next to the original couch, and using my tail I place both Nagi and Rima on it.

"Why are we…?" Rima starts to ask.

"You'll see…our first dare is from sakura240." I smirk.

sakura240

for the dare, i would want him to get Rima and french kiss her for 5 minute straight!

"WHAT?!" They both shout as they stare at the paper I wave in front of their faces.

"You have to do it." I laugh as I pull out a timer.

"YEAH!" Chibi and Reizei say together.

"Oh…fine." Rima says as a blush takes over her face.

"Relax…besides, I know you want to…" I smirk as Nagi and Rima face each other.

"Only five minutes Rima-chan." Nagi mutters as he brings his face closer to Rima's.

"Right…five minutes." Rima mutters as she closes her eyes.

Nagi presses his lips to Rima's gently before slipping his tongue into the mix, making the little blonde squeak before she relaxes and goes with the flow. By the end of five minutes they're arms are wrapped around each other passionately as I shout…

"Okay! Time's up you two!"

Nagi and Rima pull away from each other reluctantly as they both blush, while Chibi, Reizei, and myself giggle at their embarrassment.

"All right, the next dare is from LaharlCrazy1120." I smirk as I show them the letter again.

LaharlCrazy1120

Nagi: then have him makeout with Rima for 30 minutes xD

"What's with people pairing us up?" Rima asks as she blushes even deeper than last time.

"Well…if you noticed the poster my co-host graciously put up, you'd see." I chuckle as I prepare the timer.

"But half an hour…that's a bit excessive in my opinion." Nagi adds as he twiddles his thumbs nervously.

"Maybe, but you two still have to do it." Chibi and Reizei laugh together as they pull out a camcorder.

But I snatch it away from them before they can do anything.

"Sorry guys, but no video." I say with authority as I put the device in my desk.

"Aw poo." They mutter as they turn away from me, tails twitching and ears flat against their heads.

"Jeeze…they're like twins." I mutter tiredly as I look to Rima and Nagi.

"For the record, I didn't enjoy that kiss, and I'm not going to enjoy this." Rima says defiantly as she looks to Nagihiko.

"Just do it." I say casually as I flick the tip of my tail.

Nagi takes a hold of Rima's waist before pressing his lips to hers again. Rima's hands end up slipping into Nagi's hair as they get into the heat of the moment, Nagihiko's own hands going to wrap around her petite body. By the end of it, Nagihiko has Rima lying back on the couch as he rubs her hip.

"Okay, that's enough lovebirds!" I shout as I hit the button on the timer.

They instantly pull themselves apart from each other, both of them panting and out of breath.

"I…didn't enjoy that." Rima mutters as she fixes her hair.

"Me…either." Nagi replies as he pulls up his sleeve on his right shoulder, which appears to have a hickey on it now.

'BEEP'

"CHIBI-CHAN!"

"OK!!! Sorry."

"Glad to be done with that, but now we have a few dares from The 2 crazy Kats- Mika and M.Z." I laugh since this is going to be a little awkward.

The 2 crazy Kats- Mika and M.Z.

DARES!!

1. Turn in2 Nadeshiko and bring Amu on for a lil bit!

2. Kiss Rima!

3. Chara-nari with KusuKusu!

4. Since Im feeling nice... And to make up for burning Chibi's tail.. Chibi

can do whatevr she wants with u and dare u one dare herself.

"Do these people enjoy torturing me? And these are supposed to be my fans?" Nagi huffs as I pat his shoulder sympathically.

"Some are fans, others are doing this for a laugh." I sigh as I type on my laptop.

A dressing room is then produced in front of us as I lean back and smile at my work.

"There you are, now you just do the clothes change thing and turn into Nadeshiko." I say as I wave my hand at him.

"Right…thanks." He mutters as he goes in.

About a minute passes before "Nadeshiko" comes out in skinny jeans and a hot pink tanktop, hair in a high ponytail as usual.

"Good, now for the other thing we need…Amu please report to the front, Nadeshiko's here to see you!" I yell into the mike.

Amu then dashes onto the stage, a bright smile on her face as she tackles "Nadeshiko" in a hug.

"Nadeshiko! I missed you!" She squeals as Rima glares at him.

"I missed you too Amu-chan. But why are you wearing Ikuto's clothes?" Replies "Nadeshiko" as "she" returns the hug.

"It was a dare I received in my interview…" Groans Amu as she huggles her best friend.

"I'm glad to see you two back together…but back to the matter at hand…Nadeshiko, you need to do something to Rima." I say as I wiggle my eyebrows suggestively.

"Oh…right…"

"Nadeshiko" walks over to Rima and kisses her on the cheek, right in front of Amu.

"Uh…is there something about this I should know?" Amu inquires awkwardly as I giggle behind my hand.

"Just a simple dare Amu. Rima, we need to borrow Kusukusu for a bit." I laugh as I think of the result.

"Here." Rima says as she passes me her chara's egg.

"Thank you." I say as I tap the egg, Chibi-chan and Reizei watching curiously as I do so.

The little clown chara pops out of the egg and lands in my palm as I shake her tiny hand with my finger.

"Hello Kusukusu, I need you to do something for me." I giggle as she makes a face at me.

"Sure, what is it?" She asks as I turn to "Nadeshiko," a smile on my face as Chibi-chan and Reizei giggle in anticipation.

"I just need you to chara nari with "Nadeshiko" for a little while." I say as I place the chara on "Nadeshiko's" shoulder.

"Okay! "Nadeshiko's" heart…" The chara giggles as she makes the unlock symbol with her hands.

"Oh dear…" Nagi…I mean "Nadeshiko" says nervously.

"Unlock!"

After the usual show of bright lights, "Nadeshiko" has now become…

"Chara nari: Clown Maihime!"

He/she is now sporting a pair of red baggy clown pants with sakura blossoms, a big orange shirt, white make up, and a big red nose.

I laugh good-naturedly in my chair while Chibi and Reizei fall to the floor laughing. Amu and Rima are giggling at the new transformation as "Nadeshiko" pulls off the nose.

"I'm glad to see that everyone else is having a good time over this."

"I'm sorry…either way, I think that's enough." I say through a giggle as I hold out my palm.

Kusukusu separates from "Nadeshiko" and lands in my palm, laughing as she usually does.

"Did I do good?"

"You did great…thanks for doing this for us." I tell her as I give her a little kiss on the head before giving her back to Rima.

"Now that was funny!" Reizei and Chibi laugh together as they sit back on the couch.

"All right…Chibi-chan, what do you want "Nadeshiko" to do for a dare?"

Chibi-chan smiles deviously. "Oh I know exactly what I will do…" Said Chibi-chan with a big smile. "I DARE YOU TO SHOW THE ENTIRE SCHOOL THAT YOU ARE BOTH Nagihiko and Nadeshiko!" She shouted.

"WHAT!?" Nagi and I shout together.

"Huh? What do you mean Nagi's Nadeshiko?" Amu inquires as she gazes at the cross-dresser and me.

"Amu…the truth is that Nagihiko is/was Nadeshiko. It's traditional in his family to have their sons raised as girls, in order to perform dance more effectively." I explain as I pat her shoulder.

"Wait…you mean to tell me my best friend was actually a guy?!" She shouts as she points at Nagi.

"Yeah, didn't you ever notice that when Nagihiko is with you, Nadeshiko isn't, and vice versa?" I ask as I have her sit on the couch.

"Then that means, that I, that he, and…oh." Amu stutters before she faints.

"Oh boy, I think the truth was too much for her." I mutter as I use my wings to fan her.

"Seems so…of all the things you could have had me do, you choose this?" Nagi asks as Chibi giggles.

"Yes!"

"Hold it for a minute…" I mutter as I type on my computer for a sec.

"What are you doing?" Rima asks as she tries to wake up Amu using smelling salts to wake her.

"Typing out Nagi's location for Chibi's dare." I say as I press the "enter" key.

We're all transported to the auditorium at Seiyo Academy, where the entire student body has gathered. I push Nagi forward with my tail towards the podium, pointing to him, then to the crowd, and back again. He taps the microphone a few times before speaking…

"Everyone…I have an announcement to make."

The students start to murmur among themselves as Nagi clears his throat.

"The truth is…Nadeshiko isn't my twin sister…I was Nadeshiko, for several years of my life."

"Oh please, prove it." One boy scoffs at Nagi.

Nagi moves from behind the podium to stand on the stage in view of the crowd. Pulling a hair tie from his pocket, he puts his hair up and smiles at the audience.

"See? I am telling the truth." He says in Nadeshiko's voice.

Everyone faints, the shock of the fact that Nadeshiko was actually a dude making its mark. We all turn to Chibi who's laughing at the mess she's made.

"I guess being truthful can have its consequences." She giggles as I use my laptop to take us back.

As soon as we're back at the studio, Amu wakes up from her fainting spell.

"You feeling okay Amu?" I ask as I help her sit up.

"Yeah…I'm okay."

She then looks at Nagi, who's slightly turned away due to embarrassment.

"Nagi…"

"Amu-chan, I'm sorry I lied, I meant to tell you someday." Nagi tries to explain, but Amu stops him.

"It's all right, I understand." She smiles gently as she hugs Nagi, who returns the hug happily.

"Glad to see that's over." I mutter as I sit at my desk.

Chibi sits back on the couch as I pull out the list again.

"Okay…our next few dares are from KukaiXxUtau."

KukaiXxUtau

Dares:

well nagi i am a rimahiko fan soo please make out with Rima-chan for about 5minutes!!~

tell Rima-chaan how you deeply love her~

i think thaat's it!

"I think the fans are trying to get you two together." I laugh as I grab the timer once again.

"Seems so…" Nagihiko sighs as he swiftly kisses Rima again.

'Eager aren't we?'

After five minutes of making out again, they pull apart, both of them blushing.

"Glad you two are cooperating…Nagi, don't you have something to say to Rima?" I say, a mischievous smirk on my face.

"Uh…"

"Let's see if we can remedy that shyness." I laugh as I pull out a syringe.

"What are you going to do with that?" He asks as I grab his arm.

"This." I reply before I stick him.

His eyes then glaze over as he turns to Rima.

"What did you give him?" Rima inquires as she skooches away from Nagi.

"Truth serum." I smirk as I recline in my chair.

"Rima…I love you, I need you more than air, than food, with you I could care less about the world. All I need is you. I love everything about you: your hair, your eyes, your smile, even the way you tease me." He blurts out, still under the serum's influence.

Rima blushes heavily just as Nagi snaps out of it, shaking his head and looking around.

"What just happened?" He asks as I laugh.

"You just told Rima you love her." I giggle.

"Oh…" He says as he blushes.

"Yeah…next few dares are from shadowwolf1345."

shadowwolf1345

Dares for Nagihiko:

1) Dress up as a clown and do Bala-Balance with Rima.

2) Get tied to a chair and have to listen to the Barney theme song for 10

whole minutes.

3) Chara nari with Yoru and harass Chibi-chan until she snaps.

4) Confess his love to Nikaido-sensei and ask if the two of them can get

married while everyone is watching

"This will not be fun…" I mutter as I head backstage.

"You're going to leave us with them?" Rima asks nervously, pointing at Chibi-chan and Reizei.

"Oh right…Chibi, Rei, please behave until I get back." I tell them as I glare at them, mostly at Chibi-chan.

"We will!"

"Good."

As I go to the back and grab a costume from a rack, I notice Ikuto is lounging in a chair, apparently asleep.

"I need to borrow Yoru anyway, might as well get him now." I mutter as I walk over to Ikuto.

I poke his face once and he opens one eye, looking at me as I unfurl my wings.

"What?"

"I need to borrow Yoru for a bit." I say bluntly as I hide the clown costume behind me.

"Why should I give him to you?"

I then smile evilly as I pull out a photo from behind my back.

"Because if you don't, this little photo of you when you were five gets posted on the net." I laugh as I hold out my hand expectantly.

He drops Yoru's egg in my hand and I bow my head in thanks.

"Thanks Ikuto, I appreciate the help."

"Yeah…whatever."

As I walk back onto the stage, I notice that Nagi and Rima look a little harassed. I then turn to Chibi-chan and Reizei, who are looking at me innocently.

"What did you do?"

"We did nothing!"

"They tried to make me chara nari with Rhythm." Rima says as I walk over to my desk.

"I ask for the simplest thing and you can't do that." I hiss angrily as I walk to Chibi and grab one of her ear.

"Ouch! Let go!" She squeals as I twist her ear in my hand.

"Then let that be a lesson to you!" I snarl as I drop her on the floor.

"Meanie butt." She whispers.

"I heard that!" I yell as I pass the costume to Nagi.

I point to the changing room I made earlier and sit at my desk and wait. A little later Nagi comes out wearing large overalls, an oversized shirt, and an orange wig.

"Okay…Rima…" I mutter as I glance at my claws.

"All right." She says as she stands next to Nagi.

"On three. One…two…three!" Chibi, Reizei, and I say together.

"Bala-Balance!" Rima and Nagi say together, Rima doing it perfectly like always, but even more surprising is that Nagi does too.

We clap for the two of them as I pull out a chair and rope with my tail.

"Great work you two, but now's the time for the next dare." I smirk as I grab Nagi after he's changed back into his regular clothes, putting him in the chair before tying him up.

"Is this necessary?" He asks as I tie the knot.

"It said and I quote "tied to a chair" Nagi, now to put you in the room with the television and have you listen to the Barney theme for ten minutes." I laugh as I shove him in a random room and lock it.

10 minutes later…

"Think he's okay?" Reizei asks as she looks at Chibi-chan.

"I don't think so, I hate that song too." Chibi responds as her tail poofs up.

"Time's up, time to let him out." I mutter as I unlock the door.

I pull out Nagihiko, who's twitching a bit as he comes into the light.

"Nagi…are you okay…?" Rima inquires as she feels his forehead.

"So…annoying…too…stupid…can't think straight." He mutters as I untie him.

"Oh boy, I think he's in shock or something." I say as I grab a bucket of water.

I dump it on him without warning, causing him to shout in shock as I smile.

"Feel better?" I ask as I pull out a towel

"Much." He mutters as he takes it.

"Okay…time for us to grab Yoru." I say as I tap the egg.

"What do you want nya?" Yoru asks as he peeks out at me through a crack.

"I need you to chara nari with Nagi for a bit."

"Nya what's in it for me?" He inquires as he floats in front of my face.

I pull out a container of anchovies and wave it in his face.

"Will these anchovies suffice?" I ask as I open it and offer him one of the smelly, salty fish.

"Nya!" Yoru shouts as he grabs the fish and starts to eat it with relish.

After he finishes, he tries to garb another, but I pull it away.

"You get the whole thing if you chara nari with Nagi." I smirk as I watch him glare at me, but his eyes fill with sparkles at the thought of his prize.

"All right nya! Nagihiko's heart…" Yoru shouts out as he floats to Nagihiko.

"Not again."

"Unlock!"

One light show later…

"Chara nari: Kitty Jumper!"

Chibi and Reizei collapse on the ground in fits of laughter at Nagi's new chara nari. Poor Nagi is now sporting a pair of black jeans, a blue muscle t-shirt, red fingerless gloves, white and blue sneakers, a purple tail, fingernails- turned-claws, and purple cat ears.

"Chibi…you forgot the other half of the dare, didn't you?" I mutter as Nagi examines his new tail curiously.

"Please, how could this guy harass me?" Chibi laughs as she looks at him.

Nagi then does an Ikuto smirk before he walks over to Chibi. Before she can comprehend what's happened, he grabs her tail and pulls on it until she screams.

"Let me go! That hurts!"

"No way kitten, this is too much fun."

"Ouch! Okay! That's it! I'm getting my lasers!" She growls as she pulls her tail away and grabs her remote.

She presses a button and Nagi is covered in red spots of light. She smiles insanely before she brings her finger close to the red button that says "fire."

"Oh my god! Run for cover!" I shout as I grab Reizei and Rima and dive under my desk.

Chibi presses the button and hell breaks loose. Laser beams are shooting all over the place, but Nagi is dodging them all with ease.

"Stay still so I can fry you transvestite!"

"No way!" Nagi laughs as he dances to avoid the lasers.

"Chibi! Turn off the lasers! You're gonna kill us!" I shout from behind my desk, narrowly avoiding being fried by one of the beams.

"Okay…" She chirps as she hits the "off" button.

I stagger out from behind my desk, Rima and Reizei following me as we look at the damage. Everything has holes in it and has been blackened by ash. Yoru separates from Nagi as I turn to Chibi and grab her neck.

"Now you see why I hate the fact you actually got those damn things." I snarl, saliva dripping from my jaws.

"Hehehe…oops?"

"Oops isn't going to pay for the damages." I sigh as I grab my laptop, which has somehow survived the ordeal.

A few minutes of typing later and the furniture is fixed.

"Why didn't you fix the stage too Draggy?" Chibi asks as I glare at her.

"Because I'm going to make you pay for the damages." I snarl as I produce a new mike.

"But that's not fair!"

"You need to learn responsibility. Nikaido please report to the front, Guardians and Tsukiyomis please report to the front." I say wearily as I look at my poor stage.

They all come on stage, looking around at the damage caused by my stupid co-host.

"If you're wondering about how this happened, ask her." I breathe as I point my tail at Chibi.

She just smiles innocently as Yoru floats over to Ikuto, the anchovies in hand.

"Nagi…you know what to do."

"I can't believe I'm doing this." He mutters as I watch him approach the teacher/former Easter employee.

Everyone watches them curiously before Nagi says…

"Nikaido-sensei, I love you, will you marry me?"

Ikuto chokes on an anchovy, Utau looks like she's going to throw up, Amu faints, Yaya is laughing, Kairi's left eye is twitching, Tadase is blushing, Kukai is cheering, Rima is emotionless, and as for me, Reizei, and my co-host, well…

"That's so wrong." I mutter.

But Reizei and Chibi-chan are on the floor laughing, holding their sides.

"So funny!" They squeal.

"Okay, show's over. You can all leave." I mutter as I grab a bottle of water.

"Well, that was…unexpected." Nikaido mutters under his breath as he leaves with the others.

As soon as they're gone, Nagihiko collapses on the love seat next to Rima.

"I never want to be reminded of that ever again." He sighs as I pass him a bottle of water.

"Agreed. The last two dares are from Bluepanda800." I sigh as I rub my temples.

Bluepanda800

and my dare:

I dare you to annoy Draggy-chan for the rest of the chapter!

And to kiss rima for 10mins.

"Again with the smooching." I say exasperatedly as I see Nagi already getting to it.

"He seems more than happy with this." Chibi comments as Nagi wraps his arms around Rima.

"Rima doesn't seem to mind." Reizei adds as Rima shoves Nagi back on the couch.

After ten minutes of snogging, I blow a whistle to snap them out of it.

"Okay…that's done." I sigh.

"Okay…that's done." Nagi repeats.

"Nagi, quit that."

"Nagi, quit that."

"I'm serious."

"I'm serious."

"Just leave, it was nice having you here."

"Just leave, it was nice…"

"GET OUT!" I scream, my stress levels at the boiling point.

"Sorry!" He squeaks before running off, afraid of what I'll do.

I sigh heavily as I turn to Rima and Reizei.

"It was nice to have you two here. Rei…" I say, walking over to her and shaking her hand.

"Yeah?"

"I was glad to have you her, despite what happened. And you'll be here for Ikuto, right?"

"Yup!"

"Great, you'll be able to see Mika then. Rima…"

She turns to look at me.

"Thanks for your help, and we'll see you for your interview in a little bit." I smile as I shake her hand.

"Yes, we will."

They both leave the stage quietly as I relax in my chair. But then I hold Princessa's egg in my hand, looking at it worriedly.

"What's the matter Draggy?" Chibi asks worriedly

"Princessa needs a home since she isn't really my chara."

"Oh…I wish I could help." She sighs as I glance at her.

I then smile before I place Princessa's egg in Chibi's hands before I dash off stage, yelling…

"She's yours now Chibi-chan!"

"Oh really? Yay! Wait a minute…I don't want to be a girly girl!"

"Too late! And before I forget, Rima is our next guest and polls will be open until April 1st, April Fool's Day!" I shout off stage, laughing at Chibi's misfortune.

Princessa pops out and smiles at Chibi before saying…

"We'll have so much fun together."

Chibi looks at the chara before screaming…

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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Dragonlover71491: That's done.

Chibi-chan: Wee! I used my lasers!

Dragonlover71491: Here's so milk to shut you up.

Chibi-chan: Yay milk!

Dragonover71491: See you all soon.