Chapter 6: Emmett's POV-Double Trouble
I had escaped into the garage to get away from all the baby talk, not like it would do much, but I decided to let Rosie have her fun. I was chillin' on my jeep when I heard unfamiliar shouts coming from the forest, so I went to investigate.
Running, I quickly found who was shouting. It was two girls rolling around the floor fighting with each other; one was blond and the other a brunet. With no clue as to why these girls were on the forest wrestling with each other, I could tell this could turn out to be very entertaining.
"I've got a hundred on the blond!" I shouted at them thinking about Rosie and how feisty she could be. I was leaning against a tree while watching when the girls stopped after my proclamation.
"Wait," the blond told the other with her hands held up in front of her "Does that mean that I get the hundred dollars if I win?" she asked looking at me.
"And I get it if I win?" the brunet continued now looking at me as well.
"Sure." I could spare a hundred. Besides, I thought to myself, this should be fun to see. I was curious to see who would win.
The girls smiled at me, shook hands with each other, then continued fighting. I was shocked at how well the two fought. It reminded me of watching Eddie and Alice fight each other. They acted like they could see the others move before they attacked. I was actually wondering who was going to win, if someone did. The fight was just getting good when the entire family came out and stopped next to me.
"Alright you two, cut it out." Mutt said with a commanding tone as he came forward and separated the girls.
"Aw Jakey," the blond complained "You're no fun."
"Yeah, I really wanted that money." The brunet pouted. I chuckled at Mutt rolled his eyes at the two, but stopped at his question.
"What money?" The girls pointed at me while the brunet replied.
"The dude said the winner got a hundred dollars."
"Nuh-uh!" The blond retorted "He bet on me!"
"Yeah, but the winner got the money so it doesn't matter." The brunet argued "He just thought you would win!"
"That's because I would have if Jacob hadn't stopped us!" I was right; this is funny and very entertaining. I started chuckling again. Suddenly it got quiet and the two girls appeared to be arguing with their eyes. I heard Eddie chuckle and noticed that girls started fighting again, avoiding Mutt-face.
"Wow, that's interesting" Eddie chuckled "They're the only ones that can do that right?" he asked Mutt-boy.
"Do what?" Mutt asked seeming confused, then again, Eddies always been confusing to me.
"Hear each others' thoughts while in human form." Eddie-boy stated before looking at me. "I only confuse you because your brain can't seem to comprehend what's actually occurring."
I hated it when he did that! Replying to your personal thoughts was annoying. I guessed her heard me because he pulled Bella closer to his chest while he laughed. I hadn't noticed before, but the two girls' reactions didn't see, to shock her. She just rolled her eyes before looking at the Ed-man like he curiously. My soon-to-be new little sister actually looked like a cute little kitten whenever she did that. This certainly got Eddies attention because he stopped laughing and looked at Bella before smiling, nodding, and kissing her. I couldn't help it, I let out a wolf whistle making Bella blush and me laugh so hard I had to sit down. No matter how many times she did, the blushing never seemed to get old. It was just too easy to make her do it.
"Your friends are quite odd, Love." Eddie informed Bellsie smiling after they had stopped kissing.
"That's an understatement," she replied watching the two girls who were still fighting.
"Okay, seriously you two, stop it!" Anna yelled at the girls. I was curious as to who these girls were, apparently Eddie, Bellsie, Anna, and Mutt knew them. The girls froze at Anna's voice before turning to look at her.
"Bananna!" They screeched before pushing at each other as they ran towards Anna. Bellsie cracked up laughing at Anna's horrified facial expression while Mutt grabbed the blond and burnet by their shoulders, stopping them from continuing to run at Anna. Rosie had jumped in front of her at the girls' sudden outburst. "What?" the two girls yelled at Mutt. "We were just going to give her a hug!"
"Yeah right" Mutt snorted.
"It looked like you were going to full on tackle on her!" Rosie hissed at the girls. "And like I would even let you mongrels even get close enough to touch her!"
"Look here leech" the blond commented towards Rosie "I don't know who you think you are, but Anna's our friend and if we want to give her a hug, then we will!" The girls were struggling against Mutts grip on their shoulders. This wasn't looking so good. Wait, did Rose say 'mongrels'? I was so interested in the fight I hadn't noticed that these two wreaked of wolf.
"Rose," Anna spoke with a bit of worry in her voice "it's okay, I know them." Rose had turned her head and was starring at Anna wide-eyed, mouth open.
"Okay?" Rosie shrieked, "How is letting two mongrels anywhere near you okay? I don't even like the Mutt near you, but I have no say in that! But these two were just wrestling with each other! They'll no doubt end up hurting the baby and you!" I knew better than to try to stop Rose now. Once she was going, it's just better to let her get it all out.
"Please calm down Rosalie" Anna was trying to calm down my Rosie! Ha! Good luck with that! Surprisingly though, Rosie had closed her mouth and actually apologized! They hugged and Mutt cleared his throat to get the other girls' attention back.
"Now," he continued once he had their attention "Would you please explain to me what you two are doing here? You're supposed to be with Jared!" The two shrugged their shoulders before Blondie replied.
"We wanted to know if Bella and Anna wanted to go camping…"
"Before Anna got all…you know" the brunet continued while using her hand to make a rounding stomach motion. Anna rolled her eyes at the motion.
"Absolutely not!" Rosie was furious, again. She was always like this when mutts were involved.
"Why not?" Anna argued "I agree with them, plus I want to go!" I couldn't take it anymore!
"Hold the phone!" I shouted. Suddenly everyone was staring at me. "Who the hell are you?" I asked pointing at the two girls.
"Us?" the two asked sounding surprised "Why, we're the wolf twins! Duh!" Oh right, like I would have known that!
"I'm Kasia" the brunet introduced herself.
"And I'm her twin Kaylee" Blondie continued.
"Twins? You don't look like twins." I pointed out.
"No shit Sherlock, that's because we're fraternal twins!" Kasia yelled annoyed, like that was obvious.
"Oh, and we know which Cullen you are!" Kaylee blurted out. "Wait, don't tell us." I smirked waiting for them to guess the wrong Cullen. They're wolves, or related to wolves, so they probably knew about us.
"Okay, the name starts with an 'E'" Kasia was correct. Now, which one am I? I tried to hold in my chuckle "Edward?" she guessed.
"No," Kaylee corrected her. She sounded like she knew that was wrong. "Edward's Bell bells' man meat, remember." I couldn't hold it anymore, I started laughing and everyone else seemed to join in; well, except for Eddie and Bellsie, who was a brilliant shade of red. Bell bells? I like Bellsie better, but new nick name.
"Emmett!" The 'wolf twins' shouted together while giving a high five.
"Yeah, the big burly one who's supposed to be a lot of fun!" Kaylee shouted as well to clarify she and her twin knew they had the right name.
"Yepp, that's me." I smiled "I'm the only fun one." I added knowing I was correct. The family rolled their eyes.
"Yeah, you're the one who plays pranks." I noticed Kasia's excitement.
"Oh my God!" Kaylee squealed…odd "We should totally share stories!"
"Yeah, we could definitely come up with some better pranks too!" Wow, were these girls excited or what? Cool.
"Partners?" I offered them with an extended hand.
"Partners." They agreed smiling. Kasia shook my out stretched hand while Kaylee grabbed my other one so my arms were now crossed as they both shook my hands. I couldn't help the grin that came to my face.
"Okay, not that we aren't enjoying watching you three act like the idiots you are, we were talking about a camping trip." Alice interrupted smiling. Everyone was watching us with smiles they were trying to hide…they were really bad at that. The twins let go of my hands and faced the group where Mutt had congregated to during our arrangement.
"Right, you guys could come along to if you want." Kasia smiled getting back to the topic of camping, or in other words, time for pranks. Everyone seemed to be debating this over. Anna was looking at Mutt begging with her eyes. Mutt sighed and looked at the twins.
"I don't Sam would agree to us all camping with the… uh, Cullens." He said, glancing at us.
"Hey, dumbo. We were just in our wolf forms. Telepathy and all, remember?" Kasia said.
"Yeah, they already know. Sam wasn't too happy about it but Embry, Quill and Seth are coming too." Kaylee said.
"Oh! Anna! Remember are old friend Danni? She's coming too!"
"What?" Mutt cut in. "You want to bring a human into a group of werewolves and vampires? Are you stupid?"
"Um, hello! Jakey!" Anna cut in, the nickname making me laugh. "Two other humans here, remember?"
"Yes, but you two know about our kind."
"Danni knows too!" the twins cut in.
"What? How?"
"Well for one, we kinda accidentally shifted in front of her…" Kaylee started.
"What?"
"And for another thing, Seth imprinted on her." Kasia finished.
"Oh." Jakey said.
"Someone imprinted on Danni?" Anna asked, looking surprised making me almost laugh again.
"Yep. Oh yeah! You haven't met the rest of the pack yet, huh?" Kaylee asked.
"Nope."
"You so need to! This is why the camping trip is a good idea!" Kasia said excitedly.
"Please Jakey? Pretty please?" the twins asked, doing the puppy dog pout perfectly.
"Alright, we're in." Mutt sighed giving in.
"I don't like the thought of camping with mutts, but I'm not letting Anna go without me." I smiled at Rosie's statement.
"Guess I'm going." I agreed smiling.
"Great, Jazzy and I are going to!" My pixie sister squealed happily while bouncing up and down. Jasper had hand on her shoulder trying to get her to relax, it wasn't working.
"Yes" Kaylee smiled "What do you say Bell bells?" she asked looking at Bella and Eddie now. Bella was biting that damned bottom lip of hers again; I'm surprised she hasn't bit it off yet. All eyes were on her…ha, she hates attention.
"I'm not much of a camper, and you both know that." Bella sure knew how to put a damper on things.
"Yeah right Bells" Kasia wasn't having no as an answer. "You used to love camping with us."
"Until you put that damn tad poll down my swim suit bottoms…along with the algae," Bella argued back. Man, I was going to have fun pulling pranks with these girls.
"Well it's not our fault your bottoms were too big." Kaylee argued back.
"No, but it was you that put the lizards in my boots, sap in my sleeping bag, replaced my pillow with mud and worms...need I go on" Wow, these chicks pulled some good shit on Bella. Wonder what else they did, maybe…I stopped my thoughts there. Eddie was glaring daggers at me. I just smiled at him mischievously.
"Oh come on, we said we were sorry!" The twins rolled their eyes.
"And I promised myself to never go camping with you two again." Bella was stern with her voice. I wonder how Eddie could keep quiet through all this. I have no doubt that he could convince her to go. Kaylee and Kasia sighed and dropped to their knees before crawling up to Bella with their hands clasped together in front of them.
"Please go with us Bell Bones! We're sorry, and we promise not to pull to any pranks on you! Please, please, please, please, pleasepleasepleaseplease!" These twins could give Alice a run for her money with the begging thing. Ha! They actually look liked begging dogs! They even the doggy pout! Bella looked away from them to look at Alice who was also pouting. She looked at Anna who gave an encouraging smile.
"Come on. I'll keep them in line. It will be like old times." She said.
Rolling her eyes, Bella sighed in defeat.
"Fine, I'll go," she sighed causing a round of squeals and all the 'beggars' jumped up to hug her. "But!" The beggars stopped and looked at her to continue "but, you have to keep your promise." All smiled at her. The twins did the Boy Scout honor thing.
"Scouts honor!" they promised.
"You two were never scouts." Bella stated with a raised eyebrow and hands on her hips. I let out a laugh at her posture. The twins shrugged.
"Whatever, we promise okay?"
"Fine." Bella finally relaxed and the twins jumped on her, causing her to fall. I couldn't believe that she actually believed them all. When they got off of her, she looked at Eddie. "Are you going?"
"If you are, then I am, Love" Eddie-boy was whipped, then again, I am too. You tell anyone I admitted that you're dead little brother. I yelled at him.
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