10 Things the PPG Characters Would Never Say

by ConformityisNonsense

Here you will find ten things that the PPG characters would never be caught dead saying. Are they accurate? Maybe. Are they funny? Definitely! Rated T for suggestive shenanigans.

6. The Professor

AN: Hello Everyone!

I was happy that you guys got the reference. There were two shows/movies that had that line in it! One was from Drake and Josh, my favorite childhood show. The other was from Mean Girls! Did anyone wear pink on Wednesday? I did!

This is a humor/parody fic and is not to be taken seriously.

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Thanks for reading! And thanks for appeasing my ego by telling me that I'm funny!

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The Professor:

1) "I got 99 problems and not having super fucking powered girls would solve 98 of them."

2) "Where the hoes at?"

3) "Yea Buttercup spill that truth tea yassss."

4) "Clean up on isle BOOTAY!"

5) "I make it rain, I make it rain, I make it rain on the hoes."

6) "Strip Club? Me? PSHHHHH no. Wait, what did you see?"

7) "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" (REFERENCE)

8) "Popped a molly I'm sweating WOOO!"

9) "Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm getting fucking old, and so are you."

10) "BLOSSOM PUT THAT SHIT DOWN OR I WILL CUT YOUR ASS."