Inside Out: Would you rather.
A/N: Hello everyone! God, you guys gave me some killer ones. Shame on your dirty minds, shame shame shame. Thanks for all your reviews and making me watch Hit the Quan dance! Oh, forgot to say: There are some bad ones in here. Hopefully this isn't like YouTube where a little kid just randomly starts reading this story and then the parent finds out and yells at me for making it inappropriate. If they did, I'd tell them to stop letting their kid on the internet.
YANDERE CHAN. I also found out there was a wiki for that game.
Riley, as usual went to bed at her regular time. She'd been having some sleeping problems over the last few nights. It felt like her head was always filled with everlasting fireworks every time she tried to go to sleep. She sighed and braced herself for another sleepless night.
Inappropriate warning, hold your butts.
"Okay, Joy.. Would you rather.. Suck Fear's dildo or Anger's?" Disgust asked, hands on hips. Pretty much everyone looked taken aback by that one (even me).
"Oh.." Joy said, who was losing her glow. She seemed to become more paler every time they played Would You Rather. "Um.. Neither?" She replied, with a bright tone. Disgust did not look impressed. "Fine… Um.. Fear's. Anger! Would you rather watch 'Caillou' or 'Peppa Pig'?" Joy asked, quickly turning to the brick.
"I HATE THOSE SHOWS! They're both so silly and argh!" Anger said, taking a few moments to be angry and mutter things. "Crap! Fine, Calliou because I can't stand that darn narrator! BEANPOLE! Would you rather meet.. Jeff The Killer or Pinkamena Diane PIE?" The brick said, bringing his fists together. Fear squealed like a 5 year old and almost fainted. (oh come on Fear, Pinkie Pie is just like another Joy.. mostly).
"AHH!" The raw nerve squeaked, hiding behind Joy. He stammered for a few moments, before taking a deep breath. "Probably.. Uhh.. P-Pinkamena!" He screamed, passing out behind the star. Joy sighed and shook her head. The green one clicked her fingers to grab the attention.
"Well.. I've got one for Sadness." Said Disgust, groaning at the fainted Fear. She cleared her throat and had a mischievous glance. "Okay, inappropriate warning guys." She said, glancing at a patch of wall, where there were no emotions or memories, however, people could read it. "Sadness, would you rather have sex with Anger while he speaks to you in that sexy tone of voice or have Anger kiss you on the lips while being pinned to the floor for 8 hours?" Disgust asked, looking for a good reaction (guys I think Disgust just broke the fourth wall. Oh hell).
"Oh.." Sadness stammered, her face suddenly so full of energy it made Joy look like a forgotten memory. However, said energy was not good. Quite the opposite, really. Sadness gulped, while Anger had dropped his newspaper. Disgust was pleased (at least). Sadness looked beyond sad, scared or even shocked. "Erm.. The first option. The sex.." She didn't have the courage to say anything else. Nobody spoke for a few moments.
"What's happening?" Fear asked, getting up. Everyone looked quite disturbed. "Uh.." Disgust pointed to the teardrop.
"Would you rather go surfing or fishing.." Sadness quietly mumbled to the star, who was seated next to her. "I need to be alone." She whispered sorrowfully.
"Hm.. Definitely surfing! Fishing can get really boring and surfing is awesome! Everyone knows that, come on guys! Disgust, would you rather play Nyan Cat or play with a real cat?" Joy said, trying to change the atmosphere of HQ.
"Ugh, play with a real cat. Nyan Cat is actually too annoying to exist." Disgust answered, her eyes devilishly turning towards Anger, "Brickfart, would you rather be chained down and be whipped in the face or stabbed in hand multiple times by Yandere-Chan? Did I mention Yandere-Chan is boss at killings?" The brick tapped his fingers together like a villain.
"Be stabbed in the hand, but Yandere-Chan wouldn't be able to take me down." Anger said, with a satisfied smirk. Disgust rolled her eyes, not falling for that crap. The brick ignored her and crossed his stubby arms, glaring at Fear. "Beanpole! Would you rather have Schizophrenia or Leukemia?" The raw nerve looked terrified by that.
"Um.." He stammered, a trickle of sweat falling down his face. "Schizophrenia.. Please don't make me explain why.. Joy! Would you rather watch '50 Shades Of Grey', or read the book?"
"That's easy! We're not really readers here, so of course the movie version, as long as we don't forget the popcorn!" Joy said, laughing. (joy u insult me)
"You mean, the disgusting fattening popcorn." The broccoli said, shaking her hand disapprovingly at Joy. The star replicated her move, then stared at Disgust.
"Okay then, Disgust, would you rather eat broccoli or slime?" Joy asked, her face showed that she had got the green one.
"CURSE YOU JOY! Anything, anything over.. B-b-b.. UGH!" Disgust didn't say anything else, because she had already left the room.
"Not again Joy.." Fear said, crossing his arms like an angry parent. "You know she'll have her revenge.. In a very bad way.."
"I'll take my chances. Okay, Sadness! Would you rather watch 'Supernatural' or 'Teen Wolf'?" Joy asked, staring at the barely moving teardrop.
"Teen Wolf.. I don't like 'Supernatural'.. Um.. Joy, would you rather watch Sherlock Holmes or do the 'Macarena'?" Sadness asked, sighing away like usual.
"Does do the Macarena while watching Sherlock Holmes count as an answer?" Joy asked, doing the 'Macarena' and humming the tune. The brick made a face like Disgust. Joy laughed and pointed at him. "Anger, would you rather watch the 'SpongeBob' episodes 'One Coarse Meal' or 'A Pal For Gary'?" She asked, like a question asker on those game shows.
"'SpongeBob' is so dang retarded.." Anger hissed, cracking his knuckles, giving Fear goosebumps. "'One Coarse Meal.' The other one is just messed up." The brick said, then facing the raw nerve (here comes a naughty one, look out kids) "Beanpole.. Would you rather masturbate in front of everyone or while watching 'Family Guy'?" Anger giggled at Fear's horrified reaction.
"AH! FAMILY GUY!" He screamed, running next to Sadness, and furiously covering himself in pillows from her beloved corner.
"Those were my favorite ones.." Sadness sighed, gazing into space with tears.
"I'M BACK SUCKERS!" Disgust said, with a superman pose. Everyone lazily looked up her. She cleared her throat to make her next two words very dramatic. "For vengeance."
"Oh here we go." Anger groaned, crossing his arms. Disgust ignored him.
"But it's different this time. I'm not just asking Joy.. Oh no.. I've got one for all of you!" She cried, clicking her fingers like a swagger with a evil grin. (no Disgust don't turn into a psycho you are my senpai! *-*) . "We'll start with Brickbrain." She said, turning to the not-amused Anger. "Would you rather watch John Cena vines all day or 'What are those' all day?"
"Ugh.. John Cena vines.. It's not like I would want to, though. What's your next one, crazy?" The brick huffed, with a expression commonly used by the green one herself.
"Beanpole! Would you rather-"
"Hey! That's what I call him!" Snapped Anger, clenching his fists. Disgust rolled her eyes.
"Fear, would you rather fall into a never ending pit or live with Jangles forever?" The broccoli asked, knowing that this would get the raw nerve.
"AHH! How could you ask that?! THAT'S ACTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE! I'LL NEVER DECIDE!" Fear exclaimed, running around HQ. Anger had to punch him in the guts to stop him from going completely ballistic. He fell on the ground with a crash.
"We'll just say he chose the pit. Sadness, would you rather go onto the deep web or watch a snuff film?" Disgust asked, beaming wickedly. Sadness sighed in depression.
"The deep web.. I don't think I could watch a snuff film.." The teardrop answered, taking a few moments to breathe in heavily and sniff.
"Joy." Disgust said, looking at the star. Joy stared back, with a evil grin. Disgust waved it off; this was her turn. "Would you rather.. Wet yourself or be depressed?"
"Why on planet Earth would I be depressed? Well, if I really had to say.. Wet myself. Now I've got one for you, Disgust: Would you rather have premature wrinkles or have Eczema on your neck?" Joy asked, crossing her arms with a dark glare. The green one snorted.
"UGH! Joy! Gross.. Premature wrinkles.. I don't even want to think about Eczema." She answered, her face showing a desire to puke. Then her face turned like a face from my nightmares. "Oh, by the way.. The first one I gave you, that was just a teaser. I was just messing with you." She said, looking at Joy for a reaction. The star just gestured her to go on, so Disgust did. "Here's my real one: Would you rather watch memories of Bing Bong forever or watch him die?"
"Oh.." Joy said, suddenly very drained. A tear almost escaped her diamond blue eye. "Um.. Watch memories of him.." She said, trying not to burst into tears. She waddled over to the corner of HQ.
"I've got one for you, greenie!" Anger piped up, grabbing the green girl's attention. She gave him a 'oh, really?' look. Anger grinned, ignoring her suspicious eyes. "Would you rather roll in a puddle of mud or urine?"
"YUCK! Gross! I'm saying mud, because urine is so.. UGH!" Disgust squealed, brushing out her dress like it was contaminated.
"We all urinate though." Sadness said, with an unhappy sigh. "It's so unfair." Disgust glared at her, almost scaring the teardrop.
"Don't become like Joy and Anger!" She hissed, wiping her forehead and combing her hair, as if someone had thrown a bucket of crap on her.
"Uh.. Joy, would you rather hug Fear or a core memory?" Sadness asked, adjusting her glasses. A tear fell from her eye. One could see that she may have been harshly insulted.
"That's tricky! Hm.. Both?" Joy said, her glow shining through HQ. Fear blushed and giggled.
"Beanpole! Would you rather listen to Black Veil Brides or Enya?" Anger asked, zapping Fear out of his happy moment. The raw nerve sweat beaded. (Fun fact: I actually really like BVB's music. Their outfits scare me, though).
"Um.. Probably Enya.. Black Veil Brides are too intense!" Fear squeaked, biting his lip. "Uh.. Joy, would you rather dab or hit the quan?" He asked this hopefully with no intensity. He didn't really do intensity; he was Fear darn it.
"HIT THE QUEEN!" Joy cried, with extreme excitement. She performed the dance in front of everyone, promptly being embarrassing. Disgust groaned.
"Here we go again."
A/N: WE HAS FINISHED ANOTHER CHAPTER! Thank you for reading & reviewing! Guess what: I've got school holidays coming up soon, yay! Here are the credits:
-Joylovesfear123
-SimpleCracker
-Orangebird124
-Crystal Ball (so glad to hear you love my story!)
-The Creativity Queen 101
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-Korrasami 88
-Dancingwiththesocks
Thanks to all these people, and I'll see you next time!
-Ponystories
(dvfdvgbbghjuuhhh, if you're reading this, I just wanted to say I didn't understand you would you rather statement. That's why I didn't include it, sorry).