A/N: I'm sorry for the super short chapter, and taking so long to update, I currently have writer's block, so the next few chapters may be a bit short until I get into the writing spirit again. Thanks for reading
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The following night since he had heard about Team STD, Cartman heard a knock on the door, when he opened it, he was surprised to see Kyle standing there.
"What are you doing here, Kahl?" Cartman asked with a sigh.
"I've been doing some research about what has been going on with us, and I think I know what we might be." Kyle said holding up a thick leather bound book, which was titled All About the Supernatural Life.
"Come in." Cartman said with sigh, moving out of the way. Even though he hated the Jew, he also hated not knowing what was going on with him.
Kyle nodded and took a seat on the couch,
"Okay, well, from what this book says, I think you might be a vampire." He began.
"What? Vampires are so gay! They're like the sissiest supernatural creatures there are." Cartman whined as he thought about Edward from Twilight, he really wasn't like that, was he?
"There are more kinds of vampires than the Twilight kind, Fat-ass, and if you think that's bad, I'm a bloody leprechaun." Kyle said.
Cartman had to surpress a laugh,
"Oh how the tables have turned, do you realise how ironic this is Jew? You made a bet that leprechauns weren't real, and then you got out of it when leprechauns were deemed imaginary, only to find out that you are one yourself."
"Don't rub it in." Kyle said with a sigh, rolling his eyes.
"Well Kahl, I know of a bet that you still haven't paid for, and I'm not counting that imagination land thing." Cartman said with a sinister grin.
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"I wish I had a beer right now." Stan heard a man say in the store, before his hands started glowing, and a beer appeared in the man's hand.
'What the hell is going on right now?' Stan thought to himself as he walked down the aisle with Kenny who looked just as confused as he felt. Ever since learning about Team STD, and Clyde's disappearance, everyone decided that it would be best if no one goes anywhere alone. Normally, Stan would have went somewhere with Wendy or Kyle, but they were both busy, Wendy was babysitting, and Kyle was trying to figure out what happened to Clyde.
"I wish I had a hot dog." Kenny said.
Stan groaned when once again his hands glowed, and a hot dog appeared in Kenny's hand.
"This is awesome dude, you're like my own personal genie." Kenny said with a grin before taking a huge bite of his hotdog.
That's it! Stan thought to himself, it all made sense now, he was a genie! The thought of it made him happy, however what he didn't know, was that in the next aisle over, was an evil genie hunter who had heard everything.
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"You still lost the bet, Jew!" Cartman yelled outside of Kyle's house, ever since he had told him that he was a leprechaun, Cartman had been harassing him non-stop to suck his balls. However, since Cartman was now a vampire, he couldn't sneak into his house anymore, which Kyle loved.
He then turned back to his computer to look at the blog he had made, after Clyde's disappearance, he made a blog on the school website to see if anyone had seen or heard from him, he was about to give up for the night, when he got a ping on there. When he looked, he saw that there was a post from Token.
"The last I knew, Clyde was going to have sex with Kenny-"
Kyle stopped reading the message right there, he slammed his laptop shut and clenched his hands into fists, how dare Kenny and Clyde betray him like that, he was going to get them back if he was the last thing he did, he just knew that he would have to find Clyde first, and he knew exactly how he was going to do it.
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When Kenny reached his front porch, he was surprised to see Kyle standing there looking livid.
"Hey Kyle, what are you doing-" He began to say when he was shoved into the snow by his friend.
"How dare you sleep with my boyfriend! Where is he? Are you hiding him out so I wouldn't find out?" He yelled.
"Kyle, calm down, Kenny doesn't know anything about Clyde, Team STD took him, remember?" Stan said.
"No, don't you see? We were wrong, Team STD didn't take Clyde, his dad only said that he left with a blond, you know who else is blond? Kenny!" Kyle exclaimed.
"Yea, so is every other person in the school." Stan said.
"I just wish Clyde was here so he could explain himself!" Kyle yelled.
"Kyle no!" Kenny exclaimed, realising what his friend had just done, however, it was too late, Clyde's mangled and, bloated from the water, body suddenly appeared at Kyle's feet.
"Kyle." Clyde rasped out as a worm came crawling out of his nose.
Kyle let out a scream, and to Kenny's surprise, he disappeared, maybe he had learned how to teleport like Stan? Speak of the devil, Kenny thought to himself, when Stan teleported, leaving him alone with with Zombie-Clyde.
"You." Clyde groaned, pointing a bloated finger at Kenny.
Kenny gulped and backed away from his dead friend,
"Look Clyde, let's just talk about this." Kenny said, even though he had super strength, teeth, and claws, he felt powerless to do anything, like a spell had been cast on him or something.
"Murderer." Clyde rasped, before lunging at Kenny, and then, everything went dark.