Disclaimer: If I owned Hetalia, then I would be rich! Which I'm not! But if I did... Money...
Chapter Five: New Friendship?
Sealand raced inside at top speed, Russia right behind her, while Latvia walked in at a normal pace.
"We're back, and we brought a friend," Latvia called down the hallway he moved towards, leaving the other two on the couch in the living room of his shared house. He seemed to be the only sane nation out of all of them, and so met his brothers at the end of the hall.
"You were with Sealand for a long time today; we didn't even see you two this morning!" Lithuania smiled at the young boy.
Estonia, on the other hand, kept his face even and indifferent, "Latvia, you need to remember to tell us when you are going out," The Latvian boy nodded to this quickly, "now, how was your day?"
Latvia took a deep breath, then, "SealandandRussiaandsomeother nationswereturnedintogirlsan dnowSealandandRussiaareinour livingroomand-"
"Latvia!" Lithuania shouted, before calming his voice, "say it slower."
The young boy took another deep breath and restated, "Sealand and Russia and a bunch of other nations were turned into girls and-"
"What?" Estonia questioned nervously before being elbowed by Lithuania. Taking this as a sign to move on, Latvia continued.
"And now Sealand and Russia are in our living room," he finished just as his quivers became maximized.
Lithuania and Estonia looked terrified, as they clung to one another. Estonia was muttering something about his nightmare coming true, while Lithuania asked, "So they're both here?"
A nod from Latvia, "Together?" Another nod, "In the same room?" A third nod. Lithuania gasped, as did Estonia.
"Sealand is gonna die! Russia's gonna kill Sealand!" And with that, the trio raced into the living room... To be met with Sealand. And Russia. Sitting together, perfectly happy, and chatting.
"So then I said, 'No way, ya Jerk of all Jerks!', and threw the rake at his head, and-"
"That is so funny! I would have loved to see that!" Russia cackled, holding onto her sides as she laughed harder than anyone had ever heard her do, "oh, hello! Sealand was just telling me how she spends Fall with England! It was great!"
The three Baltics stared at the pair, each other, then back at the two girls again. After that, the trio slowly backed away and booked it the rest of the way to their shared room, where they slammed the door shut and locked it, breathing heavily.
Lithuania looked to his brothers, "That... Was..."
"The scariest thing ever?" Latvia asked, Estonia nodding in reply.
Back in the other room, Sealand an Russia were having a stare-down; Sealand doing surprisingly well for someone who looked so young.
"You're cute," Russia smirked at the young child, who stuck out her tongue at the Russian.
"Oh, can it, you bloody Git," Sealand hissed back, baring her small teeth.
Russia gave another grin, "Learned that from England, didn't you-"
"Quiet! And it's 'learnt', not 'learned'."
"Spitting image," Russia hummed to herself. On the inside, she was bouncing with glee. Finally, someone who could match up to her! So what if that someone was an unknown entity off the coast of England; they always say that the smaller they are, the harder they fall. And Russia was ready for the challenge.
But, Russia wasn't ready for those three Blatic nations to tell her that they were taking a trip to the mall to shop for clothes. No, that was something she wasn't ready for at all.
A/N: It's a... Sealand/Russia showdown! All the way! Who will win? Who will lose? Will they ever get along? Probably not, but they can fake it!
Next up is the mall! Woop! What will happen when their all shopping for clothes? Come on, its a mall, those nations aren't the most sane, something's gonna happen! Stick around to find out! But first... Maybe have a first aid kit handy...
Translations:
'Estonia was muttering something about his nightmare coming true'= Estonia is nervous because of the strip where he wakes up to everyone being girls, and God is telling him that he is trapped in the harem, and... Yeah, you had to be there...
Ok, that's all folks! *shot*
Sorry about that, just review... Arrivederci, I guess...
And a Latvia plushy! Always. A. Latvia. Plushy. *shot for reused joke*
Man, I need a new repertoire!