Does anybody watch the show 'Supernatural'? Jensen, the man-child brigade, and I have been watching it all day, and it's actually really good. And the two main characters are really, really hot. Plus, the guy that plays Dean, who is my favorite, is named Jensen! Just like hubby!

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EPOV

"Are you absolutely sure you want to go to this?" I asked as Bella put her diamond earrings in and slid on her wedding and engagement rings.

"I really want them to like me, Edward." She sighed, looking at me in the mirror. "Besides, this is a suburb, we have to meet n' greet with the neighbors!" Bella said with false cheerfulness.

"I don't like wearing a tie." I grumbled, looking the mirror to tie it. Bella rolled her eyes and stood up, tying it for me faster than I ever could.

"Stop complaining, cutie." Bella slapped my cheek lightly, then kissed it. "You look very handsome in a tie." She frowned, pulling back and studying my face. "Did you shave this morning?" She asked suspiciously, narrowing her eyes at me. It was various obvious I hadn't shaved, stubble covered my face. A knowing smile spread across her face. "Do it." Bella ordered, pointing me towards the bathroom. "You're supposed to look nice!"

"Fine." I grumbled, walking into the bathroom and pulling out my razor. "But you owe me!"

I emerged several minutes later, completely fresh faced and clean shaven. I paused in the doorway, transfixed on Bella.

She was wearing a simple blue dress with a tantalizingly low neckline, and she was slipping her feet into a pair of flats. Her beautiful, mahogany brown hair was set in loose curls, hitting a few inches below her shoulders. Bella must have sensed my eyes on her, because she looked up and blushed deep red.

"What?" She asked, raising her eyebrows and standing up straight.

"You look fantastic." I murmured, walking over to her and hugging her.

"Thank you, baby. So do you." She laughed, snuggling against my side.

"Are you feeling better?" I asked into the soft skin of her neck, kissing her lightly. She knew what I was talking about.

"Much, thanks to you." She whispered, then pulled away from me. "But we need to get going."

"Remind again why we moved to the suburbs?" I groaned as we headed down the stairs.

"Because our son needs a good school district and a nice place to grow up." Bella said firmly, gathering up her purse and a jacket.

"You mean our daughter." I corrected cheekily, rubbing her stomach.

BPOV

Edward and I walked up the steps to the Crowley's house, clutching hands. Edward sighed and rang the doorbell, moving his hands so that one was resting on my hip and the other on my stomach.

"Here we go." He muttered as we heard footsteps approaching. I bounced uneasily on the balls of my feet, and the front door was opened.

Bree stood there, her blonde hair perfectly coiffed and her blood red dress hugging her skinny figure perfectly. She looked like a picture from a magazine, while I looked like a huge, rounded blob.

"Edward, Bella! Come on in and meet the neighbors!" She said through a huge smile. Bree led us down a long, narrow hallway and into a room crowded with people. A couple around our age immediately walked over, big smiles plastered across their faces as well. It all seemed so…unbearably fake.

"This is Laurent and Irina Denali." Bree said, gesturing to the couple. "They live down the street. Laurent, Irina, this is Edward and Bella Masen; they just moved in next door."

"It's nice to meet you." Laurent said politely, extending his hand to me, then Edward. I might have been a little loopy because of my pregnancy hormones, but I could have sworn Laurent had been checking me out.

This was going to be a very long night.

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Short! Sorry, but we're leaving soon and I gotta go finish packing! I've already finished the next chapter and I will upload it later if I can pick up wi-fi anywhere. Please review!

Xoxo- Melodyella aka Mellie