Chapter Six ~ Secret Identity?

(Mia's Pov)

Being who I am I explained everything to Lily in this angry tone of mine.

"I can't believe he was yelling at me when Noy was the one that should've been yelled at!" I screamed while throwing a pillow across the room. "I just wanted to protect my little sis and then I am yelled at for barely saying anything bad out of the heat of the moment, and like I haven't heard him scream cuss words before."

"Yes, your dad does have some anger problems, but he just doesn't want you to turn out the way he did. Also, he probably didn't want to jump to conclusions without evidence," Lily said in this wise sounding tone.

"But I do have evidence, I was collecting it for a time I would need it," I announced showing Lily the video of Noy forcefully kissing Ari.

"Liz, you should send that to your dad, give him the evidence that proved you were right," whispered Lily in a soft tone.

"You're right, also please don't call me that in front of people, it will raise suspicion," I begged.

As I sent the video to my dad I added a text message, 'See you shouldn't be yelling at me, plus it's not like I haven't heard you cuss and blow up over things that were nothing compared to this. Thanks for not even putting the thought into consideration that I might have been right.'

"Don't you think that's a little harsh," Lily asked concerned.

"Nope, now lets grab Ginger and watch the 'Academy of Country Music Awards 2017'!"

"Yay, my little gingie pie, cutest guinea pig in teh world, also can't we just watch Bob's Burgers or something?" Lily asked.

"No, I wasn't able to watch it last night and it didn't record on my tv," I began, "Also I must see if Keith Urban wins any awards, seriously he deserves like 'Entertainer of the Year'!"

"Yea, yea, we get it you loveeeeeee country music," Lily said with an eye-roll.

I didn't realize she was talking because I was to busy laughing at Luke Bryan about to make out with a wax figure of himself.

"I would've gotten in with the 'Thunder from Down Under' but they said I had to be Australian, which I'm not. Unlike some people," Luke Bryan's voice rang from the tv shooting a glare at Keith Urban. Keith Urban responded with a rocker hand sign (on both hands with this tongue sticking out) which caused Luke Bryan to yell playfully, "Screw you Keith!"

"Ahh they are amazing," I mumbled.

Lily's Pov

I was really just listening to the music because I didn't really know what it was all about. But everyone's voice sounded so different since I was used to hearing them auto tuned. Keith Urban was the only one who sounded the same raw voice, it's like he doesn't use auto tune at all.

"Why did Jason Aldean get the 'Entertainer of the Year Award'!" Mia screamed, "His raw voice doesn't even sound that good, while Thomas Rhett always wins for 'Die a Happy Man'."

As I looked over at Mia I saw that the makeup washed off. "Mia?"

"What Lily? I'm trying to watch the cringiness of Luke Bryan singing Dierks Bentley's song 'Black' to the wax figure of himself and then about to make out with it," She stated with a derp face.

"Your makeup must've came off in the pool because your birthmark is showing," I announced in a weird voice.

"Crap, at least my brown contacts didn't come out," Mia announced with a sigh.

Looking down at my phone I realized I was getting a lot of notifications from the news. Clicking on the box, square thingy a video started playing.

"So as you may know this one person called the 'DankMemeKing' has challenged famous Country Singer, Lizzie, to find a group to sing with at the CMA Awards. 'TheDankMemeKing' states that 'The song have to be country, after all it is the 'Country Music Awards'," announces the tv news reporter.

"Damn it," says Mia frowning, "I just wanted to watch the ACM Awards and now I have to practice for the CMA Awards! Plus 'TheDankMemeKing' is obviously Kale."

"I've got an idea!" I screamed.

"What?!" Mia screams back.

"We can get the gang to be in the group! Maybe have your younger siblings come help," I smiled happily.

"Why would my younger siblings help?" Mia asks with a raised eyebrow.

"Because, that's probably how you all have weird birthmarks. You have two stars as a birthmark on your cheek bone, Mabel has a shooting star on her arm, Dipper has the big dipper on his forehead and your great-uncle Ford has six fingers on one hand," I stated as if it was obvious.

"What does that have to do with anything?!" Mia rolled her eyes.

"You might get your weird birthmark, purple eyes, and feline thing from 'Gravity Falls' because remember that quote 'There are no coincidences in Gravity Falls'," I murmured in a spooky voice.

"Willow Falls," Mia argued.

"What?" I said giving her a weird look.

"The quote is 'There are no coincidences in Willow Falls'," She corrected.

"But it's Gravity Falls!" I said.

"No, it's Willow Falls because that quote is from the book series Willow Falls about the weird stuck in time thing or whatever," Mia said in an irritated voice.

While she was talking I has already texted Mabel and she texted back that they could come but Pacifica was going to tag along.

"What're you doing Lily?" Mia asked sternly.

"Mabel, Dipper and Pacifica are on their way!" I screeched.

"Ugh, fine then I get to make Jackie do a cringy part," Mia decided.

"Yay! Humiliating Jackie!" I said strangely waving my hand in the air.

"Don't pretend like you have noodle arms, Dipper is the one with noodle arms," She teased.

"Yeah well while you said that I already texted the gang to go to your house tomorrow," I smirked.

"How do you text so fricken fast?!" Mia exclaimed.

"Also, Chris texted an apology and I texted back 'It's Okay'."

Imitating Luke Bryan she yelled, "Screw You Lily." So knowing Mia I ran.

~ Ari's Pov ~

" Ha! And the ball is out!" I chanted as I slung my arm around Star. " We are da best."

"NO I'M THE BEST," Hayden screamed.

" At least I was able to keep it in." Noy said all proud. " Guess we both have something in common." He smirked at me with one eyebrow raised.

" Omfg... Stop the faking alphabet at T because I don't want none of U." I said after I face-palmed. " You really are an idiot!" I said with a irritated look at him. A smirk tugged at the side of his lips.

" Thanks hun~"

" Noy!" A loud booming voice screamed across the backyard which made everyone in the trampoline jump. I glanced over at the hot tub where all the grown-ups were hanging out. Noy's dad was glaring at him. I stiffened at his loud booming voice. " Why the hell did you kiss Ari!" His father boomed. I stiffened even more at his comment.

" How the hell do you even know about it!" I ask with a glare at him.

" Mia just sent me a video-!" He stared back at the video again. " And forcefully?!" He looked back up at Noy. I shrunk down against the trampoline net. I was torn. All of this was videoed by Mia?! How the fuk? Oh well. Good for me.

I just watched as Noy's dad whispered something to him and Noy's confused face turn to a fearful look on his face.

As Noy's dad walked back over to the parents I heard him say to my dad, "Oh yea, I scolded him so bad he will never mess with your daughter again."

That was obviously a lie since Noy was standing right behind me with his arms around my waist. Heaving a sigh I quickly slapped his arm red. Once I got Noy away from me I saw two human shaped figures burst through the back door.

"Ari, Star, Stirling, Marco, Jackson, Anthony," Mia started breathing heavily from running a far distance, "Disneyland squad meeting, now." (Our real life squad name excluding Star and Marco ofc)

As they got into the light of the theater room with the door and windows closed Mia looked me straight in the eye and I got a clear view of her face.

"What the fluff is wrong with your face!" I scream-yelled. After I said this everyone took a long look at Mia's face.

"Stop it, you're making me uncomfortable," Mia announced after a good 30 seconds.

"Well then take of that makeup and take out the contacts," said Jackson with an eye roll.

"You guys never understand me, if you're so sure it's makeup and contacts try taking them off," Mia looked at us with a face showing that she was internally face palming. Gently wiping the two stars on her cheek I was surprised that it didn't wipe off.

"Where did you buy this non-smear makeup?" I asked curiously.

"It's not makeup! It's a birthmark!" Mia told us with her voice tone beginning to rise.

"How come I didn't know about this, you're my freakin' sister for gods sake?!" I asked with my eyebrows furrowed.

"Know about what?! Because there is still a lot none of you know about me! Now let me explain before you all question my weirdness!" Mia yelled at us.

"Calm yourself, Liz," Lily coaxed.

"Liz?!" everyone said in unison.

"These stars are not makeup, this is makeup," Mia started her speech covering the stars with makeup, "These are not contacts, these are,"She said putting brown eye contacts in.

"Wait you're saying you are a different person than you say you are?" Stirling asked.

"No I'm saying that there is another side of me, one nobody but Lily, Mabel and Dipper know about," Mia responded wiping the makeup off.

"Oh yea, I honestly forgot about those lil' sibling of ours~ wait don't they both have weird birthmarks too?" I wondered remembering the shooting star and big dipper birthmarks.

"That's what I'm trying to tell you! You all know my other identity but you don't know it's me," Mia whispered with a sigh.

"Wait! I recognize the eyes and the birthmark! The nickname Liz?!" Anthony exclaimed, "Is your other identity Lizzie the country singer?!"

"Bingo," Mia said casually putting the teal wig on.

"How?" I whispered feeling very confused.

"That's not what I'm here about though," Mia started, "Also Noy I know you're out there! Get the fak away from us!"

"Oh crapes, I've been discovered," Noy whimpered cowardly running away.

"I need a favor from you guys..."

~Time escapay to after the looooooonggggggg explanation~

"So, will ya guys help me?" Mia asked hopeful.

" I will." Marco put in.

" Im in." Star said with enthusiasm.

" I guess I'm in?" Stirling put in. Along with Anthony and Jackson.

Everyone turned towards me and expecting me to make a decision.

" I..." I looked down at the ground. " I can't.." I sighed.

" What do you mean you can't?" I heard Stirling ask. I didn't bother to make eye contact.

" I can't sing." I laughed nervously.

" But I know you can rap." Mia put in with a smirk. I looked up at her and smiled with one eyebrow raised.

" Fine. But I won't sing a single line." I said with a smirk.

" Fine deal." Mia and I shook hands.

" So~? What are we exactly going to be singing?"

" A mash up of different country songs I wrote. Or if any of you have any written country songs, we could use those."

" Goddamnit. Now I'm really considering about singing..." I sighed.

" Ari, in my opinion, you are pretty good at singing." Mia nodded sincerely.

" I've never heard her sing, or even hum anything before." Stirling said with an intrigued smirk at me. I nervously smiled. Then everyone looked at me with a mischievous smirk.

" No! No no no no no no no.. No! I am not, repeat not, going to sing."

" Yes~" Stirling smirked.

" No," I said plain and simple.

" I'll sing with you!" Mia smirked evilly.

" Ugh.. Fine," I sighed.

" Ha!" Anthony teased.

" Don't. Even. Start."

" Heh~" Stirling kept his smirk on his face.

" Ok! Why is he still here?!" I asked with my hand slapped onto my face.

" Because he can be, and he volunteered to be in le squad." Jackson said with a derp face

"Because you loaf him," Mia whispered a foot away from my ear so only I could hear.

In my other ear I heard a familiar voice whisper, "You know you love him."

"HAYDEN HOW ARE YOU BACK, DID MIA EVEN LET YOU IN," I screamed.

"Yes, she is one of my favorite people in the world and is actually nice to me unlike Hanah who was even mean to her."

"Plus she feels like a kind little sister to me unlike you who is always sarcastic and I never even get to see Dipper or Mabel since they are always away in Oregon with Ford and Stan," Mia explained.

I sighed. Why did these people have to be a part of this?

" Ok. We are going to sing Take your time by Sam Hunt. Lel," Mia laughed.

I rolled my eyes with a smile. I listened as the song started playing. I sung softly in case I made a silly mistake. But soon enough I got used to the singing and I sung a bit louder. But then my voice wasn't paired with Mia's anymore. She was looking at me with a mischievous look on her eyes.

I don't want to steal your freedom

I don't wanna change you mind

I don't have to make you love me

I just want to take your time

I open my eyes to find everyone staring at me with astonishment. I looked down trying to hide my blush. But I only looked over at Mia to find her smiling like a maniac.

" Don't." I said with my hand out. " Can we just leave this dreadful place where I got attacked by that Herbert the pervert outside?" I asked with annoyance that everyone was still staring at me.

" Sure..." Stirling said with a dreamy like look on his face.

" Sir? Can you not?" I asked.

" Uhm- Yeah sorry,"

Without hesitation, I was the first to walk outside. I heard Mia call to me.

" I'll be right there everyone! I just need to cover up my face!" They nodded before heading out.

" Ok.. At least I'm out of that horrific room,"I sighed.

" I'm coming!" Mia cried out again. She came out with her covered look.

" Okie. Where the hell are the boys?" I asked with confusion.

" I'm right here~" Stirling said while slightly pulling the edge of my shirt.

" No."

" Ok." Stirling said as he looked away with a slight frown.

" I meant the other boys," I open the front door to find the boys on tricycles.

" Watch em' rollin' Watch em go Watch em' rollin' Watch em go Watch em' rollin' Watch em go Watch em' rollin' Watch em go. He be rollin' down the street, he be rollin' to the beat, He be rollin' down the street, he be rollin' to the beat." They both were pointing at each other while circling each other on the tricycles.

" You people are idiots! Did you know the borders are open?! I say you two pack up all your things and get the hell out!"

" Oh. I see Kitty came back to play, no~?"

" You stupid, you are in what? High school? And you don't even know how to say cat right?" I hear some snickers from behind me.

" In this case. Yes," He smirked.

" Oh my gawd stop," I said with my hand on my head. " Why must you needlessly complicate everything?!"

" I like to play around. Especially with you," he raised his eyebrows at me.

" Shut the hell up!" I say. I had the urge to scratch his face, but I quickly let that go.

" Oh shnap!" Stirling stated out loud.

" Crap! I forgot about the popcorn!" Jackson yelled.

" Why?!" Mia screeched behind me. " Mai babies!" She screeched again as she rushed inside.

I sighed. " I feel like I'm the only goddamn lady and person here that is mature like,"

Popping her head out the door Mia, now back in her human form, announced, "Ari remember, you are a two year old at heart so don't even say that you are mature. Plus I am older than all of you and already have a career so BOOM."

" Oh yee! I are teh innocent 2 yr old child at heart."

"What you mean?" Stirling asked.

" Tucker made me into a innocent 2 yr old child! So my innocence is restored!" I said with a derpy look on my face.

"You sure about that," whispered Hayden evilly.

" Oh! Ok,"

" Ish the popcorn rea-?" I look at the corner of my eye to see Star sitting there alone. 'Where is Marco.'

" Popcorn is saved!" Jackson came rushing out with Mia in her kitten form. Mia came running out and jumped onto my lap. I petted her and she purred softly. " Dayum! It almost got burnt!" I heard Jackson exclaim. Just then Hayden ran up to Jackson and stole the bowl of popcorn from him.

"MINE NOW," Hayden screamed.

"WOoO GO HAYDEN!" Mia/Dawn exclaimed.

"FLUFFY KITTY," screamed Hayden while chewing on popcorn.

" Your awfully loud. I won't be surprised if the governor of New York complained-called us," I say with a lenny face.

" You are a very meme-like 2 year old," Anthony popped in.

I saw Mia take a look at Anthony and had this longing look in her eyes. I noticed, even if someone else didn't. I picked her up off my lap and held her in my hands.

"Here take this," I ordered Anthony. Anthony, pretending to not know it was Mia, touched his nose to Mia's and murmured,

"Aww, you're a cute kitten." Mia turned human and ended up being held by Anthony bridal style..

"Arn't I heavy?" Mia asked with a slight cringe.

"Naw, you're super light," Anthony assured her. He then lowered his face to match Mia's and kissed her forehead. Just as that deed was done Mia's face began to flush red.

"Not so tough now are ya Mia?" I said in a teasing voice. I saw her eyes begin to squint and her eyebrows furrow. I knew this was not a good sign. I began running but she easily caught up to me, since she had a 10.9 second 100 meter dash time. Once at the end of the street Mia cornered me.

"Now, what did you say?" Mia questioned with clear anger in her voice.

"Nothing," I murmured.

"That's what I thought," she said with a scowl, "Also, are you ready to go? I promised Lily we'd be back in the next two hours and it's been an hour and forty-five minutes."

"Okay, I'll get my stuff." Just as that was said I saw Marco reappear and sneak away with his stuff. I'm guessing he was heading home. Not caring I just went to pack up my stuff.