The Rat King and Barry left the movie halfway through it, for it was that bad.
"Darn it, and I thought the sequel to Awesome-Man would be even BETTER than this!" moaned Barry.
"I'm with you," answered the Rat King. "I wish Awesome-Man would develop a bit more. He was such a crybaby in that movie."
"Well, no use complaining," Barry said, shaking his head disconsolately. "Anyway, you know where Blowhole went?"
Their question was answered when a loud sound, a like a tuba blown in mud, came from the men's bathroom.
"Holy crap, what was that?!" cried the Rat King. He immediately rushed to the bathroom, Barry having to long hop to keep up, until he stopped at the third stall door. "Blowhole!" he shouted, rapping on the door. "Are you OK in there?"
"Don't come in! PLEASE don't come in!" was the very frantic reply.
The Rat King barely opened his mouth when Blowhole unleashed a huge power fart, causing the stall door to fall atop of him, where his arms and legs stuck out on either side.
"Oh...my..." began Barry, but looked up and saw a mortified and suffering Dr. Blowhole, who was getting back up off the toilet.
"Are you OK?" Barry asked. "We thought there was a gassy hippo back here!"
Blowhole opened his mouth to reply, but then...
VVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
This toot was so powerful that it blew the movie theater apart.
Moments later, a reporter came on.
"This is Chuck Charles speaking, I got a report that the movie theater was destroyed by a mysterious explosion! Most mysterious, isn't it! In fact, it was SO mysterious, no one really knew what it was! Oh, here's my first interviewee!" He approached a frightened looking young man. "What can you say about this odd thing?"
"Well," the young man said, tugging at his hood, "I just kept hearing these massive farts in the men's john...I have no clue what the heck they were!" He sighed. "Could've been my dad...his farts were always so loud..."