A.N. Oh boy! Its taken m awhile, but I can finally update my songs. I'm back with a whole host of neat parodies; some requested and some I included just for fun. Some of these songs make no sense to me. But, it is not an author's job to judge, as I am sure some of my song choices make no sense to others. It is simply an author's duty to provide their fans with what they want! Baretta of the Dark Icon Writers: By your request, I did my best! Kai Sohma's : By your request, I did my best! Jump

by Van Halen (sung by Keitaro)

I get up, and then I get knocked down.

You got it tough? I've seen the toughest around.

And I know, baby, just how you feel.

You've got to roll with the punches to get to what's real

Oh can't you see me standing here,

I've got my back against the karaoke machine

I ain't the worst that you've seen.

Oh can't you see what I mean?

Might as well jump. Jump!

Might as well jump.

Go ahead, jump. Jump!

Go ahead, jump.

Aaa-ohh Hey you ! How said that?

Baby how's studying?

You say you don't know, you won't know

until we begin.

Well can't you see me standing here,

I've got my back against the karaoke machine

I ain't the worst that you've seen.

Oh can't you see what I mean?

Might as well jump. Jump!

Go ahead, jump.

Might as well jump. Jump!

Go ahead, jump.

guitar solo

keyboard solo

Might as well jump. Jump!

Go ahead, jump.

Get it and jump. Jump!

Go ahead, jump

Promise by Simple Plan (sung by keitaro)

Breakdown
I can't take this
I need some kind of clue
I need you
I'm so restless
I don't know what to do

Cause we've had our rough times
Fighting all night
And now you're just slipping away

So give me this chance
To make the wrongs right, to say
Don't, don't, don't walk away

I promise
I won't let you down, you down
If you study with me tonight
I promise
We'll be just fine this time
If you study with me tonight

If you study with me tonight

Without you I go through the motions
Without you it's just not quite the same
Without you I don't want to go on

I just wanted to say

That I'm sick of these fights
I'll let you be right
If it stops you from running away

So just give me this chance
To make the wrongs and right to say
Don't, don't, don't walk away

I promise
I won't let you down, you down
If you study with me tonight
I promise
We'll be just fine
This time
If you study with me tonight

study with me
study with me
I promise
study with me
I promise
study with me
Go!

I promise
I won't let you down, you down
If you study with me tonight
I promise
We'll be just fine
This time
If you study with me tonight

If you study with me tonight
I won't let you down
study with me tonight

Follow Me by Uncle Kracker (Su always dropkicks Keitaro as her way of saying hello. This song addresses that.)

You don't know why you hit me

You don't know why

I fly through the walls, yet never die

All you know is that you're sorry

You feel guilty

Don't worry 'bout a thing, I forgive easily

So you can

CHORUS

Dropkick me everything is alright

I'll be the one to tuck you in at night

And if you

Feel afraid because the world's scary

You know you've got a big brother in me

I'm not worried 'bout the Tama-chan's

Cuz no matter what the number we both know I'll live

I'll never hate you; that's the gift I give

So keep making explosives, my little scientist

Then you can

Dropkick me everything is alright

I'll be the one to tuck you in at night

And if you

Feel afraid because the world's scary

You know you've got a big brother in me

Don't need my money

I can't give you the sky

You're better off if you don't ask why

You're not the reason Naru gets angry

She'll be all right if she'll admit her feelings

Dropkick me everything is alright

I'll be the one to tuck you in at night

And if you

Feel afraid because the world's scary

You know you've got a big brother in me

You don't know why you hit me

You don't know why

I fly through the walls, yet never die

All you know is that you're sorry

You feel guilty

Don't worry 'bout a thing, I forgive easily

So you can

Dropkick me everything is alright

I'll be the one to tuck you in at night

And if you

Feel afraid because the world's scary

You know you've got a big brother in me

Excuse me

Kitsune, would you stop spying

I'm trying to have a private convo', you see

And if you

Will not leave I can guarantee

Your next month's rent will be twice the fee

Su, you can

Dropkick me everything is alright

I'll be the one to tuck you in at night

And if you

Feel afraid because the world's scary

You know you've got a big brother in me