Doctor John Watson
Blogger extraordinaire
Gives a wretched speech
Inspector Lestrade
Should have fired his Sergeant
Life is quite a mess
British government
Quite a lovely umbrella
(Mister Mycroft Holmes)
Miss Molly Hooper
Hangs out around cadavers
She's sure she's moved on
Jim Moriarty
Staying alive's so boring
He's a Type A fan