Sasuke's mother is alive because this is an AU. And seriously... Someone has to stop him from doing more stupid things... He's screwed up a little to much..

Chapter 6 - Gaara's a genius

That night Gaara invited everyone to a dinner before they all went to sleep. Naruto, Iruka and Sakura kept cooing over the small kitten that seemed to accept only Naruto and Iruka. After he had scratched Sakura right over her precious forehead she had given up to try and hold him. Sasuke and Kakashi didn't want to be near the damn thing. Kakashi because he was a dog person. And Sasuke because he was jealous. Yes, that's right. Sasuke Uchiha was jealous of a damn sand cat. The stupid cat tried to scratch him if he even neared it. That meant no touching Naruto. For three days this had been going on. The cat refused to leave Naruto's side. Sasuke could barely sleep in the same room as those two without getting scratched. So he and Iruka had changed room and Sasuke stayed away from the cat. And that meant to stay away from Naruto.

"Hello Midget, what's up?"

Sasuke glared at his silver haired sensei and then sighed.

"Kakashi-sensei, when will we go back home?"

"Tomorrow Sasuke. What, homesick?"

Sasuke frowned at his chuckling teacher and then walked over to Naruto. Only to back away when Suna hissed at him. He sighed and walked away, not seeing Naruto's sad expression. Naruto walked into his and Sas- no his and Iruka's room. He sat the kitten down on the bed and then sat down next to him.

"Why can't you like Sasuke, you like me?"

Suna looked up at him with his blue eyes and then tilted his head to the side. And snorted.

"Oh come on! He's not that bad."

"…"

"Okay so he can be arrogant, icy, bitchy, mean… Did I say arrogant? But you know he does have a nice side."

Naruto looked down at Suna who was still watching him intensely.

"He took me on a date AND paid for my ramen. Just that shows how good he is. And his kisses… They were pretty nice."

Naruto blushed when he thought back at them.

"Can't you please be nice Suna?"

Suna looked at him and then turned around and laid down, ignoring Naruto. Naruto sighed and then stood up and left the little kitten alone.

……

Sasuke was out training. Okay, he was punching the hell out of a sand bag so that some of his frustration would go away. He wanted to touch him. Kiss him. He wanted to get punched by him. Any- fucking -thing! With that last punch the sand bag flew away and Sasuke stood still, panting hard for some needed air.

"Sasuke?"

Sasuke spun around and saw Naruto stand there. Without that stupid cat anywhere near him.

"Where's your little pet?"

"I left him in the room."

"Hn."

Naruto winced when Sasuke turned around and started to walk after the sand bag that he had punched away.

"Sasuke?"

"Hn."

"I'm sorry. When we leave for Konoha I'll leave Suna here."

Sasuke turned around and looked at Naruto.

"I know that you don't like each other and if I have to choose… I'll choose you every time Sasuke."

Sasuke only stared. And then jumped him.

"Sa- wha mmh mm!"

Sasuke pushed him down on the ground and kissed him, hard.

…Inner Sasuke…

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!

……

Sasuke cradled Naruto's face and kissed him. He gently let his tongue travel over the blonde's lips, asking for entrance. Which Naruto happily said yes to. He parted his lips and Sasuke attacked like a starved animal. He let his tongue do the job, exploring every inch he could reach. They laid there in the sand and just enjoyed the closeness. Then Naruto pulled away and they laid there and panted for air. They stared at each other and then Naruto smiled and blushed.

"So, do you want to come back to our room tonight?"

Sasuke smirked and then stood up and threw the other male over his shoulder and started to walk towards their room. Naruto protested weakly but then gave up and just smiled.

Hm… Teme isn't that bad after all.

As soon as they reached their room Sasuke dropped his cargo on the bed, threw a hissing sand cat out and the pounced on his prey…

40 minutes later…

"Suna, what are you doing out here?"

"Oh! YES! Sasuke, harder!"

Gaara could feel a drop of sweat slide down his cheek and then smiled. He picked the kitten up and smirked at it.

"Good boy. Should I take you to your mother now?"

The sand cat nodded and then pawed at his chest.

"Oh right. First we'll go to the kitchen and get that bag of bacon you've earned." He smirked down at the kitten again and walked away, hoping that those two idiots would stay together now. It took them a freaking sand cat to get together. Stupid idiots…

How did this happen?

Sasuke lay on his back with Naruto lying half on top of him. They were both naked, tired and very satisfied. Naruto was asleep and snoring lightly with a small smile on his face.

…Inner Sasuke…

Woooow. That was… amazing.

Sasuke chuckled but quickly stopped when Naruto moved and mumbled about ramen.

"Kakashi-sensei, Iruka-sensei! What are you guys doing?"

The two adults quickly jumped away from the door and Iruka put a finger over his mouth to silence Sakura. Then they grabbed her and walked away. She was still too young for these things…

"Kakashi-sensei, your nose is bleeding."

Iruka glared at him and then huffed.

"Pervert."

"Ehm… Sensei, you're bleeding too…"