Disclaimer: Do I still have to put this up? I mean really, if I owned Despicable Me, do you think I would be squandering my days away writing Fanfics about it? Fanfics that earn me no money? Nope, I own nothing except these plots and Jimmy, the one-eyed minion that likes to wear purple dresses and doesn't like shopping. Enjoy! No stealing.
For the third time in an hour, Gru made the same mental note: Never bring the girls grocery shopping. He had reluctantly taken the trio with him when they ran out of milk; it was suppose to be a five minute trip. Instead, they had been wandering the store for an hour and had a half-full buggy. Every time something caught one of the girls' eye it would be grabbed and held up pleadingly, and every time Gru would answer, "You do not need that," or "No, put it back." And after a moment of the 'puppy-dog pout', Gru would relent and the item would be added to the cart.
However, when Agnes snatched a box of Unicorn Puffs, Gru interrupted the pattern.
"No, there is already two other boxes of cereal in the buggy."
"But, those are Edith's and Margo's!"
"No, Agnes. You can eat the others."
"But, Unicorn Puffs are the Breakfast Choice of the Unicorns! I have to have them!"
"No, put it back."
"I'll die without them!"
"That is impossible, now put it back."
"Please?"
"No,"
"Pretty Please?"
"No,"
"Pretty Please with Unicorn Sprinkles on top?"
"No, Agnes."
"Please! I'll never ask for another thing in my life!"
"...Fine..."
Agnes added the box to the buggy. Gru decided that they should leave now and he joined the short line at Register 3. As they waited, Agnes's eyes wandered over the candy beside them...
"Can I get this?"
Author Note: Ah, the cuteness that is Agnes... She's adorable, and she has Gru wrapped around her little finger. Hope you liked it, even though it was horribly short. I really want to apologies about the shortness after such a long wait, but I got sick at camp, and I haven't felt good since then... My doc says I may have to get my tonsils taken out and I might have a fractured collar bone from a Marching accident. So, the updates might be very very very far between for a while. Sorry