Ack! Finals are near! Sorry this one took so long...it's kinda short too. I didn't die you guys. I've been drawing alot lately and working on other stories and studying. So here it is!
THINGS I WILL NOT DO
RUMPLETEAZER
I will not ask Misto to help me make plans to rule the world.
I will not help Mungo burn Elmo
Even if it is the Furry Red Demon Child.
I will not go rampaging through Mungo's Barbie collection either.
This may not include snipping off their hair, taking them apart, or writing all over them in sharpie's.
I will not imitate Misto.
Especially when he does something stupid.
I will not scream every word that comes to mind.
These words may not contain anything that is considered a "No, no"
When I want something I will not pout and cry in a mad fit.
Or when Santa Paws didn't get me that spy set I wanted…
I will not sit in front of Mungojerrie and laugh when he gets himself stuck in a Tupperware container.
I will not tell people that I in fact have a tattoo.
I will not tell people where it is either.
I will not rename Misto.
Or call him Jenny and Jenny Misto.
I may not do this with any of the other cats either.
I will not be Mungojerrie's Gangsta posse.
Or wear pants that look like they are suffocating me.