OMG AMY ISNT A MARY SUE CUZ SHEZ A SATANIST!1!
Kidding. She isn't a satanist.
She is, however, the only sane human being, so y'all should pity her. Or laugh at her suffering. That works too.
"Wh- What the hell is this?"
Out of nowhere a voice spoke and then the hippo-parrot blew up.
A banana fell from the sky somehow and landed on the podium.
"IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!" a voice from the banana said.
"FRUIT CAN FUCK OFF!" Sidney yelled.
The banana blew up in an explosion of coconut cream pie.
A gorilla then fell down from a hole in the ceiling. "EXPAND DONG! HARAMBE!"
"Those memes!" Chare gasped in horror.
"Those memes are fire!" Young Rock yelled at Chare in response.
"Memes are very swaggy. WOOOOOOOOO" Swagbot said in a monotone.
"You-" Before Chare could finish her sentence, the gorilla transformed into a horse. The "Look at my horse" song started playing.
Amy was at a complete loss for words.
"BUT THIS FABULOUS HORSE FIGURE ISN'T MY TRUE FORM!" The horse sank into the wooden stage(?) and out rose a beautiful lion...with a dolphin head.
At this point Ilagigigo had somehow obtained a car and lit the lion on fire by crashing into it, using his prodigious talents of "Ultimate Car Crasher"
The lion dolphin screamed, then blew up. A random fish flew out of nowhere and landed on the podium, right on top of the microphone.
"Hi, I'm Monofish. I'm your new headmaster because I don't know what the heckity heck just happened."
And then a hawk flew in through a window that should have been boarded up and ate Monofish in one bite.
"I AM MONOHAWK! I MISREPRESENT AMERICA DESPITE THIS STORY TAKING PLACE IN JAPAN! GUNS ARE COOL AND SO IS EATING HAMBURGERS ALL DAY!"
"Please tell me that's the last creature. Brought to you by EA." John mumbled.
"I AM THE ULTIMATE, THE VERY LAST CREATURE! BECAUSE I AM AMERICA AND AMERICA THINKS THEY'RE SUPERIOR!" Monohawk screamed.
"We...Should be out of suggestions from the reviews...now..." Era said.
"What about the suggestion to meow-ake something purple?" Annie purred.
As a result Monohawk was somehow turned purple.
Out of nowhere a teenage girl appeared. "I'll decide on a proper Monocreature next chapter. Actually, I just wrote this chapter to promote voting on the free time poll, because I need a certain amount of voters for anything to seem like a representation of what the readers want." The teenage girl waved at the 'camera'. "VOTE ON THE FUCKING FREETIME POLL OR YOU RISK BEING AN ASSHAT LIKE ORIAKA!"
You heard my expy. Vote on the poll if you haven't.