"...Oh, God...what I have done wrong in this unfair world...? Why I have to suffer this madness...? I'm peaceful human being and I would never hurt anyone because... I AM AN ACTOR!" he hit the wall of cabin.

"And very good, I would say..." he added with raised finger. "But why nobody understands me...? Especially, that beast..." he was close to crying. "And did he call me a BITCH!?" he shouted in despair.

"I'm not a woman, for God's sake! But if I were... No, man, focus, he's just blind. That's it, he's blind." It looked like he talked the truth to himself.

He looked down at his clothes.

"My jacket is ruined completely, my pants have holes everywhere, it looks like I was caught by angry pitbull. It wasn't human... IT WASN'T!' he screamed again.

His hand reached for his sunglasses.

"My favourite ones...completely broken...and now...I HAVE SUNGLASSES WITHOUT...GLASSES!"

He reached for his phone.

"Thank God, you weren't touched by that...that... monster..." He turned his phone on and saw one recieved message. It was recieved 4 minutes ago.

"Hmm... Who sent this?" for once he thought quietly and calmed down for the first time. "Maybe it's Shaundi...? Maybe she changed her mind about me and wants to be with me...? Is this possible...? My love...is coming back to me... To me... YEAHH!" he shouted with a visible hope in his voice." I should check this if it's real...Besides, it is said that's it's not polite to keep woman waiting... It's not typical for Nyte Blayde.

He opened message and... his mouth began to twitch in horror...

The message was written like this.

"I know who you are but I don't know where you are. If you are looking for peace, I can tell you I don't have it. But what I do have are very precious ways to kill somebody...LIKE YOU... Ways I improved over a very long career. And I can guarantee that I'll be the nightmare to you for the rest of the life. If you come out of your STINKY hideout, that'll be the end of it, you won't feel any pain at all. I'm a PRO at that, believe me. Just don't tell anyone – I'll make you a big discount... I even take the responsibility for your funreal, but if you don't show your ugly face then... I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL KILL YOU! :D :D :D"

P.S. And yes, it's not Shaundi, you jerk. You better stay away from her... She has no interest in you so deal with it... She already has better guy than you... I have seen with my own eyes... Almost... So be jealous, asshole!

P.P.S. See you soon...fool...

P.P.P.S. BTW Have a good day! And don't forget to smile! Don't worry be happy!"

Your bestie,

J.G.

Time froze. Everything froze. His blood, brains, breath, his whole body. He couldn't believe his eyes. And Shaundi... No way this can be real!

"I'm dead..." he finally admitted.

"I'm gonna die..." he continued.

"...but no...I won't die...I can't die because..."

"NYTE BLAYDE IS IMMORTAL! THAT'S RIGHT FUCKER! I'M COMING FOR YOU AND FOR THAT COWARD WHO DEARED TO TOOK MY SHAUNDI AWAY FROM ME!" he screamed again.

"That's it! I'm going to pull that asshole out of there."

"Hold on, mate, let him to finish..."

Two agents were standing in man's toilet for line, because...there was only one toilet.

"Hold on?! HOLD ON?! Are you MAD?! Do you know HOW long I've been waiting here in line to PEE?! THREE HOURS! My bladder's gonna blow!..."

"I know, I know... but I want to hear 'till the end and you can go over woman's place if you that impatient. I think it's a best drama I have ever heard..." other agent was red from laugh and was holding on his partner's shoulder. His own were trembling from laughter.

"Ugh... Fuck that..."

They both jumped as they heard Birk's phone crashed to the door of the toilet cabin. The whole device broke into small pieces and it looked like a puzzle...

"GAT! THIS IS HOW YOU WILL LOOK WHEN I' LL BEAT YOU TO THE DEATH BECAUSE NYTE BLAYDE FEARS NOTHING...AS ALWAYS!"

There was a brief silence and then he said his last words.

"What the fuck I'm thinking...I'm gonna DIE!"

And with that he started to sob loudly like a little girl once again.

"I'm going outside to pee, it's no use to stay here longer because I can't take anymore... That asshole's gonna stay here for the whole fucking day..." agent turned around but before he left he said. "Inform Bill about this pussy."

"And...?"

"Let's bring the beast here..." he said quietly for Birk not to hear.

They both laughed.

"Oh, shit, MY PANTS! FUCK!"

Another agent just fell on the ground and wrapped his arms around stomach to suppres the laugh.

"Oh, very funny..."

"WHERE'S THAT STUPID BITCH!" Johnny screamed at the top of his lungs while sprinting through the White Crib like a maniac. "I SWEAR I WILL SKIN HIM ALIVE!"

Workers from White Crib watched him with wide eyes and fear because, well... they didn't know about the bitch he's looking for all the time.

"Is that Johnny Gat...?" someone asked.

"Yeah, I remember him from Saint's movie 'Gangstas In Space'..."

"What happened to him...? I mean he was gone for long and now he suddenly appeared out of nowhere..."

"I heard he was abducted by aliens..."

"Really!? Then I think he was affected by them...Maybe they tortured him?..."

"What gives you that idea, buddy?"

"Look what he's doing now..."

Gat looked like furious pitbull which wanted to be free and was finally released from unbreakable chains.

So, naturally, Birk was a CAT.

Johnny behaved like a madman.

He...

1. ...pulled all the curtains and tore them too...

2. ...smashed all the windows he could find behind them...

3. ...tore all the wallpaper and carpets...

4. ...scraped all the portraits, no matter what was featured on it...

5. ...roared like wounded beast...

6. ...sniffed the air probably searching for a scent of his prey...

7. ...found an axe somewhere... Hold on... AN AXE!? HOLLY SHIT!

8. ...with that axe pecked out all doors while laughing like a crazy maniac. He added phrase like "I know you are here Birk, won't be hiding from me forever, muahahhah..."

...

30,5. ... fixed his fabulous hair...

...

51. ...cleaned the dust from his fabulous glasses...

...

78. ...smoked 83rd cigarette...

...

93. ...wrote 'TIME TO PAY THE BILLS, BIRK!' while...shooting with Desert Eagle on the wall...Letters contained from bullet holes...

The end...? With question mark?...

He looked at his masterpiece with pleasure. Then turned around and saw all the workers lying on the ground, hands on their heads or hiding behind cupboards with horror. Some of those were still watching him with frightful respect.

He smirked and sat on the ground.

Desert Eagle on one side, axe on another.

Arms were placed on knees. He closed his eyes and it looked like he was meditating.

He was breathing deeply and although looked rather calm and asleep, his ears were turned on fully...

"Do you think he will kill us all?" one worker whispered to another.

"It's always a possibility too, mate..." whispered back.

"I thought he was on our side now..."

"Me too... but look at all this mess he caused here..."

"It's impossible for human..."

" Bill, what if he's not human...?"

"Then, Jack, I don't wanna die..."

"Hah..I'm so glad that I'm not Birk..." someone said and sighed.

Gat heard all of this and just chuckled. "Idiots..."

They looked at one another with scared faces.

Suddenly a large lamp fell from the ceiling on the ground not far from Johnny, he made no attention or moves towards it but...

...the whole scene behind him looked like in horror movie. Only without...blood.

"Birk's blood." he thought and just cracked his neck but didn't move any other part of body.

Alive...but frozen...till the melting...for the right moment...

Suddenly he heard the agent called Bill who was on the ground. Somehow he was able to pick up his phone and talked to someone.

"What do you mean 'Birk's crying like a pussy for 3 hours there!?'" Bill whispered, but it was enough volume for Johnny to hear. Slowly he got up on his feet and showed all the dust from his clothes. "Gotha, BirkBitch..."

"Then get him out of there or I'll get someone who CAN!" Bill yelled the last word out and realised he just made a mistake by that.

He tilted his head and saw Johnny pointing Desert Eagle directly between his eyes. He had placed axe on his shoulder.

"I would like to volunteer for this task,...Bill." he said in his cold voice.

"O...Of c...course, Mr. Gat..." Bill answered with fear. Johnny pulled the gun away.

"So tell me...where's that pussy?"

He reloaded his gun.

R&R!