"I know it is weird, but I'm NOT turning into a girl." Brook said. "You know it's permanent, right?"
"I'm going to do it. I don't care." Usopp left the room.
Usopp snuck into the Kitchen. He popped off his boots in case they made a clocking noise, too. He was crawling on his hands and knees so nobody could see him through the window. Usopp eyed the keg. He could see some ble and red mist rising from the puddle below the tap from the dripping. Usopp pushed the tap's button and had the water pour into his mouth. It tasted kind of sweet. It actually tasted kind of good. He began to crawl out until-
"Usopp! What the hell do you think you are doing!?"
"Arigato Sanjiko! Gomen'nsai!" Usopp got a swift kick in the buttocks and went flying out the room.
"Mission accomplished!"