Sorry if this one isn't the best; I feel like the humor sort of falls flat this time...

Oh, and I know the rodent funeral thing is kind of dumb, but my friend suggested it

Comment if you hate or love it^^

Okay, now that all the idiots understand they should just keep being the dead weight that they are, I'll tell you the important stuff that's happened since I couldn't do that last chapter because somebody attempted to matter.

It all started after Carlos stole the car.

After the horse bucking incident, Alex had dragged my unconscious body through the woods until she caught up with Carlos and Sayaka. Sayaka then proceeded to yell at my unconscious body like a crazy person until I woke up feeling quite refreshed. There was more fighting and I explained that my Horse Latin was a bit rusty, so I hadn't been able to converse with the horse, which caused him to buck me off because he assumed I was being impolite. "HORSE LATIN ISN'T FREAKIN' REAL, YOU COMPLETE IMBESILE!"

"Oh, Sayaka, such a clueless girl you are."

"HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE FOR SOMEONE TO BE AS DUMB AS YOU? YOUR IQ MUST BE IN THE NEGATIVE NUMBERS!"

And so on, and so on.

We spent a night in the woods, which was soooo boring, and then we road the horses out of the woods to find a Hummer abandoned on the side of the road.

"Ooh, ooh; I wanna drive!" I squealed.

"Sorry, I don't think any of us wants to DIE because of YOUR UTTER STUPIDITY." Sayaka growled.

"You're such a big meanie head, Sayaka! That's why you're not a fan favorite!"

"Really, Boobs for Brains? I'M THE ONLY ONE MOVING THE STORY LINE ALONG WHILE YOU PRANCE AROUND IN YOUR IMAGINARY WORLD; THANK YOU VERY MUCH. YOU'RE JUST COMIC RELIEF!"

"Oh, really, well, Carlos isn't necessary then; I guess we CAN kill him off this chapter."

"GUYS, WILL YOU SHUT UP, WE NEED SOME REAL CONTENT IN THIS CHAPTER! AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT KILLING ME OFF! ALL OF YOU ARE SUCH IDIOTS!"

"Wow. Wow, Carlos. Way to be a jerk."

"Yeah, that was really mean of you, Carlos."

"I agree with Boobs for Brains for once; you're being a total a**."

Carlos slapped his hand against his forehead. "Just forget it."

So, now that Carlos is done being a total jerk face, we can get back to the story.

Sayaka was elected to drive by a totally rigged vote and we drove down the road, running zombies and chipmunks over as we went.

"WHY? SAYAKA, WHY? I'VE WITNESSED TOO MANY CHIPMUNK DEATHS TODAY; PLEASE, SPARE THEIR SHORT SQUIRRELLY LIVES!"

"Shut up, you idiot, we hit one chipmunk; stop being a drama queen."

"ONE MORE CHIPMUNK IN RODENT HELL BECAUSE OF YOU, SAYAKA! YOU'VE SENT A CHIPMUNK TO BE TORTURED BY THE RODENT DEVIL! YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE LIVES OF CHIPMUNKS!" I sobbed.

"SHUT UP, BOOBS FOR BRAINS! I'M TRYING TO DRIVE!"

"AND FAILING APPARENTLY, BECAUSE A CHIPMUNK LOST HIS LIFE TO DAY BECAUSE YOU'RE-."

Sayaka slammed on breaks. At first, I thought it was so she could turn around to give the chipmunk she'd brutally murdered a proper rodent funeral, but it was just because some random girl covered in blood and carrying an axe was approaching the Hummer.

"Oh, hey, do you need a ride?" I called out the window.

"SHUT UP, YOU FREAKIN' IDIOT!" Sayaka yelled.

"Yeah; thanks." the girl replied, hopping into the back with Carlos and Alex, who were gaping at me for some reason.

"What?" I asked them.

"You're such an idiot."

"You guys are sooo mean!" I pouted.

"Hi, I'm Axelle." the bloody girl told me with a crazy smile when Sayaka finally started driving.

"Oh, hi. I'm... well, um, you know..."

"Oh my god; do you not know you're name?" Sayaka shrieked before beginning to laugh hysterically.

"SHUT UP, SAYAKA; NO ONE LIKES YOU!"

"I didn't know it was possible for someone to be dumb enough to forget their name!" she howled with laughter.

"I murdered my entire family." Axelle chirped cheerfully.

The car jerked to a stop.

"They all got turned?" Alex asked.

"Oh, no. I just killed them." Axelle smiled widely. "It was quite fun."

"Oh, s*#%." Sayaka whispered.

And then something crashed into the Hummer.

So, now we're stuck in this pit thing in a mansion full of zombie psychos who abduct people to feed to their zombie pets.

"YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT!" Sayaka screeched.

Then everything went dark.