Who wants to be Zero's Seme? VK Edition
Chapter 5
Ruckus: Someone won some prize finally! Well, our next contestant is the twin of Zero, Ichiru!
Ichiru: He-
Zero: Oi! Can I take the dress off?
Ruckus: No, Zero-rin. The dress stays on…
Zero: Why do I have to keep wear this monstrosity? I want to back in my clothes right now!
Ruckus: Because Kaname-sama likes seeing you in a dress, isn't that right, Kaname-sama?
Kaname: (nods) You look pretty in it, Kiryuu-kun…
Zero: (blushes)
Ruckus: So just continue wearing it for Kaname-sama's sake….
Zero: (looks away and murmurs) Ok…
Ruckus: With that settled, let's get back to Ichiru! Sorry to neglect you! (bows in apology)
Ichiru: It's ok.
Ruckus: Shall we start now?
Ichiru: Yes.
Ruckus: Alright! Question one, the United Kingdoms is made up of how many countries? A) 4, B) 3, C) 2 or D) 1?
Ichiru: A).
Ruckus: Ichiru is so smart! A) is the correct answer! Let us move on to the second question! Which of the following colours is not a primary colour? A) Blue, B) Yellow C) Green or D) Red?
Ichiru: C) Green.
Ruckus: And you're right again! The third question is, who is the 32nd president of the United States of America? A) Herbert Hoover, B) Warren Harding, C) Franklin Roosevelt or D) Barrack Obama?
Ichiru: Hm... The answer should be C)…
Ruckus: C). Is C) The correct answer? (pauses for effect) Yes! The fourth question, rainbows are made up of seven colors, what are the seven colour? A) Red orange yellow green blue indigo violet, B) Red orange yellow cyan black indigo violet, C) Red orange yellow green blue lilac lavender or D) Magenta orange yellow green blue indigo white?
Ichiru: You guys are trying to give me an easy pass huh? Well, then the answer is A).
Ruckus: Because you are working towards our cause, so we should help you achieve it. Again, A) is the correct answer.
Ichiru: Ah… Never mess with a fujoshi.
Ruckus: True. Fifth question, the human body is made up of how many bones? A) 204, B) 270, C) 230 or D) 206?
Ichiru: D).
Ruckus: Wah! Hold on! This is definitely going too fast! Before I reveal the answer, Ichiru, how do you know that Zero-rin is secretly carrying a torch for Kaname-sama?
Ichiru: We're twins… This kind of thing I can easily feel it through our bond…
Ruckus: Eh? Really? So the Special Twin Bond is real?
Ichiru: Yep.
Ruckus: Oh… Right, the answer for question five is correct! Sixth question! In a triangle, the total sum of the angles is 180. What is the total sum of the angles in a heptagon? A) 600, B) 900°, C) 750° or D) 400°?
Ichiru: B).
Ruckus: Woah! Right again! Let get to the seventh question. What does A.D. stands for? A) Ano domini, B) A lot of Danger, C) Apathetic Duck or D) Awful Drone.
Ichiru: A).
Ruckus: Yes, you're right! Now on to the eighth question. Question eight, How many wars were fought with Britain and France as each other's enemies? A) 22, B) 26, C) 20, or D) 40.
Ichiru: Erm… There's too many to count... I think the answer should be D).
Ruckus: Uh oh, sorry Ichiru, you got this question wrong so your prize is pole dance as performed by Zero-rin!
Ichiru: Kaname, come and receive your gift…
Ruckus: Please wait a moment while our crew sets up the pole and necessary safety measures…
(20 mins later…)
Ruckus: Alright! Everything is ready! Let us invite Zero-rin! Kaname-sama, please sit down and don't lose too much blood and faint… Or even worse, have bloodlust overcome you right here.
Zero: No way am I going to do this!
Ruckus: Aww! Zero-rin! Pwetty pwease? Even if it's not for my sake, do it for Ichiru… if not, I'll get Ichiru to do the dance in your stead.
Ichiru: Nii-chan, just do it.
Zero: Ichiru… Fine, I'll do it.
Ruckus: Yay! Play some music! (sits down hurriedly)
Zero: (flushed crimson, grabs the pole awkwardly and pulls himself close)
Kaname: (looks on with and amused expression on his face)
Zero: (attempts to pull himself up on to the pole, but was unsuccessful)
Kaname: (chuckles and murmurs) So cute…
Zero: (caught what Kaname said and becomes even more embarrassed, but continues, climbing up the pole)
Kaname: …
Zero: (makes an effort to do a stunt, but fails miserably, falling off the pole.)
Kaname: (sees Zero in danger, quickly rushes forward to save Zero)
Ruckus: Woah! That was close! Thank god Kaname-sama is fast enough. Say thank you to Kaname-sama, Zero-rin.
Zero: Mmh, thank you.
Ruckus: Kyaa! So cute! We'll be going for one of our awesome commercials, so see you later!