Twisted by Hurt, Hurt by Love Chapter 6: Im pregnant!, a twilight fanfic

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BANG! Bitch Tanya Denali slaps Edward in the face, dude where did she come from?

"What the flying tuck do you think you're doing with her?" she points at me

"I just told you its over!" he yelled at her, and then there's me, Leah and Jacob just standing there. Jacob is laughing is fat head off at them, Leah looks amused, and im just standing there like wtf just happened? They both go off at each other then Leah starts talking to me

"Nice going kiddo and I thought I was a boyfriend stealer" she laughs then her and Jacob walk away, he grabs her ass and starts thrusting up against her on the wall next to the bar.

"Grrr I hate you Edward Cullen!!!" Tanya walks away stamping her feet.

"Hey Bella im sorry bout that, are you ok?" Awww he looks so cute

"I'm fine Edward. Thank you, but why did u break up with her?"

"Well she was starting to get on my nerves and all I could think about was you." awwwwwwwwwwwwwww I blush a deep crimson red and giggle.

"You wanna dance?" he passes me his hand so I accept it. We walk back towards the dance floor grooving to Bottle Pop by the Pussycat Dolls. I see Melody fist and she's shaking her ass like in the video clip (see profile for you tube link of pcd – bottle pop)and belting out the words clearly drunk. Then there's Lizzie, who is dirty dancing with get it, her famous boyfriend Taylor Lautner (so fudging hott). Then there's Alice and Jasper grinding into each other each with vodka in their hands, both clearly horny and drunk.

"I feel obliged to stop that" Edward looking at his little sister and her boyfriend, going all protective on her.

"Awww Edward don't worry bout her, she'll be fine. Damn!"

"What happened?"

"I finished my drink" I pout and Edward just laughs at me

"Come on lets get another one"

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5 daiquiris after…

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE THIS SONG!I SEE YOU WINDING AND GRINDING UP ON THAT POLE I KNOW YOU SEE ME LOOKIN' AT YOU AND YOU ALREADY KNOW I WANNA FUCK YOU! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Okay, im drunk right now and everyone is just laughing at me, Yeh I guess im an idiot but a funny one. As we're leaving I fall asleep in Edwards arms as he puts me in the Volvo with Alice and Jasper in the back humping each other.

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The next morning I wake up at Alice's house, hmm I smell food. Bacon, eggs, waffles, sausages and hash browns, oh yeah did I not mention I have an awesome sense of smell. I start walking downstairs and I have a massive headache, I finally reach the kitchen and see Mrs. Cullen setting up the breakfast table with, Alice and Jasper, I sit down then a rush of dizziness rushes over me

"Excuse me" I get up and storm to the bathroom just in time to throw up "Blughhhhhhh…blughhhhhhh" ugggggggg headache worse. After a few minutes I brush my teeth and head back to the kitchen as soon as I enter Alice asks me a question

"Bella are you pregnant?" I just glare at her and sarcastically say

"Yes Alice I'm pregnant with your brothers baby" Everyone just gasps at me then I hear glass crashing behind me, I turn and see Edward with a broken glass at his feet and his mouth wide open.OMFG.

"Oh my gosh guys im joking, I just had a lot to drink last night"

After breakfast I go up to Edward's room to apologize.

"Hey Edward" I see him sitting at his computer desk, pants down." OH MY GOSH! IM SO SORRY" I run out and sit on the floor back to his closed door and then I fall back hitting my head on the hard wood floor looking up at Edward pants on thank gosh.

"Come in" he turns and goes back to his computer. I get up and walk in standing in the centre of his room head down not daring to look up. "So that's how many times you walk in on me and pen leaking?" I have to bit the side of my cheek to stop from laughing, he walks pass me and closes the door click he locked the door, walks back past me and stands in front of me and lifts my head up. "Is this how you want to do it?"

"Huh?" what's he talking about?

"Well last time you walked in on me I said if you were quite you'd have me." I just stare at him wide-eyed and before I knew it I was on my knees staring at all his glory

Knock, knock, knock

"Edward can I have Bella back please, we have to go to Angela's" Alice says outside Edwards door, to be honest im relieved yet pissed.

An hour later we pull up in front of Angela's house we walk up to the house and knock on the door, Angela opens the door all flustered and adjusting her top, me and Alice look at each other and giggle.

"Hey guys. What are you doing here?" she asks us all flustered

"Hehe did you really forget that we are have a girls day with the whole gang today" Alice laughs at Angela

Then Ben appears in the door way and his arm snakes around Angela's waist "Hey girls please don't keep Angela too long aiight, we got some unfinished business to attend to." All of us girls start giggling and Ben kisses Angela on the cheek and leaves us to our girls' day.

After an hour of conversation Kimberly and Hayley are the first to arrive, they've known Angela the longest. Kimberly is the first to talk

"Hey guys, oh and happy birthday Angela we're so sorry for not coming last night."

"Yeah we're really sorry man" Hayley replies

"Hehe thanks guys. oh and don't worry bout last night we had fun didn't we girls" Angela looks at me and Alice and we both giggle

"Yeah Bella ripped out Tanya's extensions and then Edward broke up with her on the dance floor it was hilarious" Alice sniggers out

"Wait. What? Edward dumped Tanya? HAHAHAHA THAT'S SOME FUNNY SHIT" says Hayley

"Yeah you guys you should've been there it was very entertaining" Angela responded

Then Donna comes in "HEY YOU CHICKENS! Happy Birthday, Angela!"

"LOL. Hey Donna, and thank you."

Then after repeating the incident from last night to Donna, Lizzie and Melody arrive.

"Sup losers. How are we today?" says Lizzie

then we all say hi and talk about last night and Lizzie's on going flirtation with Taylor Lautner, I noticed when we were talking about him there was a hint of jealousy in Donnas eyes hmmm I might have to ask her about that later

Whoa, I never meant to brag, but I got him where I want him now. Whoa, it was never my intention to brag

"Oopps sorry guys be right back" I escape to the kitchen out of ear-shot I check caller id. Edward Cullen WOW!

"Hey Edward"

"Hey Bells. I was wondering what you were doing tonight?"

"Hmmm well im not quit sure yet. Why?"

"Well I was wondering if I could see you I can't stop thinking about you, and you going down on me…" I stop him

"Edward Cullen how dare you!" I sarcastically retort "I thought you knew better then that. Shouldn't you be having a cold shower if you thinking 'bout me like that?"

"Yes ma'me"

"That's a good boy" I look back at the lounge room to see that Anna has arrived "OK how about a compromise you have a shower at…. 1 o'clock tonight and I'll be having a shower at my house at the same time? You got that?"

"Uh…umm… Yes" he stutters

"Please don't tell me you ain't up for it"

"Oh no im so up for it. You just caught me by surprise"

"Oh im sure you did" hinting the double meaning

"Hmmm"

"Well have a cold shower now, while im gossiping with my friends. Bye Edward"

I hang up before he gets a chance to respond and return to the lounge room and greet Anna and we giggle over what Edward and I did last night.

After a huge gossip session about Melody's or should I say Giselle's up coming tour. Oh didn't in Forks she is a normal teen but all over America she is a superstar! The first one in our group who gets a job worth having. Although there is Lizzie and Anna who are pro and did I mention famous air-guitarists, then there's Alice a bidding fashion designer, and don't forget Kimberly; a pro soccer player by day and back up dancer by night. Yeah, yeah I now what your wondering what about me, Angela and Hayley. Well Angela is the BESTparty planner in all of Washington and has her own business even at this age, while Hayley is a practicing vet but when she's not doing that she's a pro krumper competing all around the state, then there's me, plain old me a ballerina, I have been doing ballet for how long? Even though I'm thinking of quitting because of my mother all my friends tell me no.

Anyway so were going to a karaoke bar in Port Angeles we hired out a room just for oursleves and Angela goes first in honor of her birthday. She decides to sing Knock You Down by Keri Hilson feat Kanye West and Neyo

Heh... not again...
Oh... this ain't supposed to happen to me...

Keep rockin', and keep knockin'
Whether you Louis Vouiton-ed up or Reebok-in'
You see the hate, that they're servin' on a platter
So what we gon' have - desert or disaster?

I never thought I'd... be in love like this
When I look at you my mind goes on a trip
And you came in... and knocked me on my face
Feels like in I'm a race
But I... already won first place

I never thought I'd... fall for you as hard as I did
(As hard as I did, yeah)
You got me thinkin' about our life, house and kids (yeah)
Every morning I look at you and smile
Cause boy you came around and you knocked me down... knocked me down

[Chorus:]
Sometimes love comes around
(Love comes around)
And it knocks you down
Just get back up
When it knocks you down
(Knocks you down)
Sometimes love comes around
(Love comes around)
And it knocks you down
Just get back up
When it knocks you down
(Knocks you down)

I've never thought I
Would hear myself say (ooh)
Ya'll gon head
I think I'm gonna kick it with my girl today (Kick it with my girl today)
I used to be commander and chief
Of my pimp ship flyin' high (flyin' high)
Til I met this pretty little missle, that shot me out the sky (oh shot me out the sky)

(Hey) Till now I'm crashing, I don't know how it happened
But I know it feels so damn good
Said if I could go back, and make it happen faster
Don't you know I would baby if I could
Miss independent (oh, to the fullest), the load never to much, she helping me pull it
She shot the bullet that ended that life
I swear to you the pimp in me just died tonight

Tell me now can you make it past your caspers
So we can finally fly off into NASA
You was always the cheerleader of my dreams to
Seem to only date the head of football teams
And I was the class clown that, always kept you laughin'
We, were never meant to be baby we just happened
So please, don't mess up the trick... hey young world I'm the new slick rick
They say I move too quick, but we can't let the moment pass us
Let the hourglass pass right into ashes
Let the wind blow the ash right before my glasses
So I wrote this love letter right before my classes
How could a goddess have asked someone that's only average
For advice
O.M.G, you listen to that, bitch?
Whoa it's me
Baby this is tragic
Cause we had it, we was magic

I was flyin', now I'm crashin'
This is bad, real bad, Michael Jackson
Now I'm mad, real mad, Joe jackson
You should leave your boyfriend now, I'm a ask him

So I gotta put the good with the bad, happy and the sad
So I'll bring a better future than I had in the past
Oh Cause, I don't wanna make the same mistakes I did
I don't wanna fall back on my face again
Whoaa, whoaaa
I'll admit it, I I was scared to answer loves call
Whoaa, whoaaa
And if it hits better make it worth the fall

(When it comes around)

Won't see it coming when it happens
But when it happens you're gonna feel it, let me tell you now
You see when love come and knocks you down (oh)

Won't see it coming when it happens
But when it happens you're gonna feel it, let me tell you now
You see when love comes and knocks you down (yeah)

"WOOO GO ANGELA!" "YOU ROCK BABE!"we all cry

"hehe no im not"

Next up is Kimberley and Hayley the sing Tipsy by J-Kwon

[Intro:]
Teen drinking is very bad.
Yo I got a fake ID though.
Yeeah, yeeah, yeeah, yo, 2 step with me, 2 step with me.

[Verse 1:]
1, here comes the 2 to the 3 to the 4,
Everybody drunk out on the dance floor,
Babygirl ass jiggle like she want more,
Like she a groupie and I aint even on tour,
Maybe cause she heard that I rhyme hardcore,
Or maybe cause she heard that I buy out the stores,
Bottom of the 9th and a nigga gotta score,
If not i gotta move on to the next whore
Here comes the 3 to the 2 to the 1,
Homeboy trippin' he don't know I got a gun,
When it come to pop man we do shit for fun,
You aint got one nigga you betta run,
Now i'm in the back gettin head from my hunz,
While she goin down i'm breakin down what i done,
She smokin my blunt sayin she aint havin fun,
Bitch give it back now you don't get none.

[Chorus x4:]
Now everybody in this bitch gettin tipsy

Everybody in this bitch gettin tipsy
[Verse 2:]
2, here comes the 3 to the 4 to the 5,
Now i'm lookin at shorty right in the eyes,
Couple seconds passed now i'm lookin at her thighs,
While she tellin me how much she hate her guy,
Said she got a kid but she got her tubes tied,
If you 21 girl that's alright,
I wonder if a shake comin with them fries,
If so baby can i get em super sized,
Here comes the 4 to the 3 to the 2,
She started feelin on my johnson right out the blue,
Girl you super thick so i'm thinkin that's koo,
But instead of 1 lifestyle i need 2
Her eyes got big when she glanced at my jewels,
Expression on her face like she aint got a clue,
And she told me she don't run with a crew,
You know how i do but i guess one gotta do.

[Chorus]

[Verse 3:]
3, here comes the 4 to the 5 to the 6,
Self explanatory I ain't gotta say i'm rich,
This single man ain't tryna get hitched,
Nigga waste it on me man son of a bitch,
Brushed it all off now i'm back to gettin lit,
Grisa orange juice man this some good ish,
Homeboy trippin cause i'm starin at his chick,
Now he on the sideline starin at my clique,
Here comes the 5 to the 4 to the 3,
Hands in the air if you cats drunk as me,
Club on the set kwon cut out them trees,
Dude i don't care i'm a p.i.m.p.

[Chorus]

Everybody in this bitch gettin tipsy [x4]

"WOOO U GUYS ARE AWSUME!"

They pass over the mics to Lizzie and Anna our pro air-guitarists

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HAHAHA DUDES IT'S LYK 2:45 IN THE MORNING HERE IN AUS SO I'M GOING TO BED! WOW 2 CHAPTERS IN 1 NITE XD REVIEW SXCII'S

Oh n did ny of my biffles get my inside jokes or hidden messages throughout this? :P