Omoi was sitting alone in the master bedroom that he shared with his wife. He was thinking about the days when it was just him and Ameyuri dating. He recalled that many times Ameyuri got arrested for multiple things. He stopped in his thoughts when he saw his son, Akuma coming to him with a blank expression.
"Akuma, what's wrong?"
"I was wondering Dad, did Mom ever get in trouble with the police by any chance?"
"..."
"..."
"She was involved with the police many times."
"Will you tell me a couple of stories?"
"I'll just say what the problem was and why she got arrested. One time she turned on the wrong corner out of a dinner and the cops got to her and he was all like.
'Do you know why I stopped you?'
And your mother was like.
'Cuz you can smell it.'
He let her go after that."
"Mom is good at doing stuff like that. What happened next?"
"Another time she was simply walking and the cops took her. I found out because she called me so then I went and talked to them. We were both angry because the cop that arrested your mother only arrested her because he thought that your mother looked creepy."
"What did Mom do after that?"
"Your mother heard us talking and when she got out the first person she saw was the new cop and she attacked him. I of course, pulled her out of there."
"I take it that now Mom is popular with the police right?"
"Yes, yes she is."
Just then Akane and Akaname came into the room. Akane ran up to her father.
"Daddy, Mommy is on TV."
"What do you mean?"
Akane turned on the TV and they saw a car that was being chased by tons of police cars. This was on the news and Omoi had his head down.
"Ameyuri what did you do now?!"
They watched as the news went on with the chase.
With Ameyuri...
Ameyuri was still driving the car at full speed.
"Man this sucks. I know they have me on the news right now."
She adjusted her rear view mirror then slammed on the gas and went faster.
Ameyuri got her phone and called home.
"Hello?"
"Hey Omoi, did I leave my wallet on the bed?"
Omoi looked behind him and saw a black wallet on the pillow.
"Yes you did."
"...Crap. Okay thank you. I will have to call you back when this is all over."
The call was over. Ameyuri drove the car in circles or in a zig zag lines to get away from the police. After a while she looked at her gas and saw that she was ery close to be out of it.
"Okay this place seems kind of crowded."
With Omoi...
Akane blinked.
"Do you think Mommy is going to keep going until the car stops?"
"I think so."
Akuma raised a brow.
"Dad, what will Mom do if the gas is all out?"
"I'm sure your mother will-"
He didn't finish his sentence when they all saw on TV Ameyuri run out of the car that was still going. She ran as fast as she could with four cops chasing after her on foot. Ameyuri was soon running from 10 cops chasing her to a large family picnic. The people saw them and ran from them too. Ameyuri managed to blend in with the crowd then she turned a corner only to turn back around when 6 cops came at her.
Ameyuri ran back into the crowd but one of the cops leaped at her and then all 24 cops were holding her down.
"At this point, we won't be hearing from your mother for the next two days."
"Hey Dad, were ever in a police chase with Mom?"
"Yes but I made the mistake of taking a sleeping pill. I didn't mean to but I took the wrong pill."
"What happened?"
"This is what happened."
Memory
Omoi and Ameyuri were having the last night of their honeymoon. They were on their way back home to the Mist village. Omoi was driving and Ameyuri was in the passenger seat. Was kind of sleepy but he didn't want Ameyuri to drive.
"Omoi, it's fine, just rest and I'll drive."
"No Ameyuri. We made a deal and I'm going to stick to it."
"Alright."
Omoi got out his meds and Ameyuri looked at them.
"Which ones are those?"
"These are the pills to give me energy but I'll only take one."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes don't worry."
He took the pill and they kept going on the road.
A few minutes later Ameyuri looked at the time.
"It's almost Midnight, Omoi seriously you can-"
Ameyuri saw that Omoi was sleeping.
"What the?"
She looked ahead and saw a truck coming and moved the car out of the way.
Ameyuri stopped the car. She looked at Omoi who was completely out of it then she moved him to the passenger seat and went to the driver seat. The moment she sat down she got angry.
"I CAN'T SEE SQUAT! DAMN IT!"
Ameyuri looked back at Omoi and smiled as she got an idea.
A few minutes later Ameyuri was driving while sitting on Omoi's lap. As she was driving she was doing a good job, well kind of. She was swerving side to side on the road. She soon heard a police siren behind her and sighed. She parked the car.
As she waited she got an idea scooted over to the passengers seat and was curled up as if she was sleeping.
The police came to them and saw that they were both sleeping then he frowned.
"Late nights. Let's take them both to the office. When they wake up we can tell them everything."
Memory end
The three children were in complete shock as they stared at Omoi.
"Yes true story and now that night still haunts me."
"At least you didn't get in trouble right?"
"When I woke up and saw bars next to me I was in panic mode and was begging the officer to let me and your mother out then he told me what he saw and I was happy to know that. Sadly when your mother and I were back on the road she told me everything."
"How did you take it."
"I was so angry I didn't talk to her for a week."
The kids all laughed then Akuma looked at them.
"Besides the chase, what else is Mom going to prison for?"
It was quiet then Omoi stood up.
"I don't know but I'm sure we'll find out in two days."
