If you like Justin Bieber, don't read this chapter. If you're Justin Bieber, prepare to be pwned. If you don't like Justin Bieber, then enjoy! You've been warned. (This one's going to be pretty short.)
I made a typo, and I just fixed it... I accidentally typed CHAOS CONTROL when I meant to type CHAOS BLAST...
Disclaimer: I don't own Shadow the Hedgehog, or Justin Bieber. Shadow and anyone else who is mentioned other than Justin Bieber is owned by Sega. Justin Bieber is owned by himself, his mother, and is pwned by Shadow.
One day, Shadow the Hedgehog was walking down the street, when he heard a... Girl's voice? He walked towards it, because it didn't quite know what voice it was, male or female. Shadow turned the corner to see that some kid who sounded like a girl, but was definitely a boy, playing music in the park. It was in between songs, and the kid was joking with the crowd.
"BIEBER BLAST!" the kid shouted. Absolutely nothing happened.
The crowd went wild, and the kid grinned.
"Wait, wait!" Shadow yelled at the kid, " First off, who are you?"
"Justin Bieber!" The kid told him, surprised Shadow didn't know his name.
"Second of all, that was soooooo not a blast of any sort, there wasn't an explosion, or anything!"
"Well, what do you expect? No one can create a blast without the use of dynamite, bombs, or something of the sort, absolutely no one," the kid told him.
"Is that so?" Shadow replied smugly, well then, "Step back people, I don't want you to get hurt,"
The crowd ran to the other side of the street. The kid stepped as far back on the stage as he could.
Shadow pulled out a Chaos Emerald, and shouted "CHAOS BLAST!"
Shadow made sure to keep it small, but it was big enough that it hit the stage, and it crumpled down instantly.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" The kid screamed like a little school girl.
"I have proven my point. Good-bye humans, Chaos Control!" Shadow stated, and then disappeared.
So yeah, I just whipped this up before I go up to New Jersey. I know it's odd, and if you review, which would make me happy, don't say, "Oh, I can't believe you would think Justin Bieber is awful, and a girl." Because I warned you. I won't care what you have to say if you flame, but if you give a nice review, I'll give you a cookie, and I'll reply ASAP! Unless, you don't want me to, then just say so. BYE! R&R please.