Big appears on the screen & announces "Welcome everyone to yet another episode of Fanfiction's Deadliest Warrior! In our last episode, we showed what happened when Zorro took on Deadpool, and was killed! In this episode, however, we will have an actual sword battle between Kenshin Himura &......" Big's phone starts to ring, as he answers it.
"Hello......Yes, this is him......Are you (BEEP)ing kidding me? Do you have any (BEEP)ing idea how hard it was to get Zatochi on this show and you're replacing him with someone else?.....Well, who did you get then?......You're serious? You really got him?.....Um, thanks!"
Big hangs his phone up, as he tells the camera-man "Well folks, it seems Zatochi the Blind Swordsman has been re-assigned to another fight. However, what we have instead is yet another dream fight the world has been waiting for......."
Kenshin Himura's weapon:
Sakabato
(*Otherwise known as the "reverse blade", Kenshin's blade is known for slashing & disabling his opponents into unconsciousness. Formerly know as the "Man Slayer", Kenshin is an expert on the Ultrasonic Sword Style, Battojutsu & Shinsoku! *)
vs.
Inuyasha's weapon:
Tetsusaiga
(*Otherwise known as the "Fanged Blade", Inuyasha's sword is capable of killing 100 demons in a single swing. Inuyasha is also known to use his blade's sheath as a defensive weapon & his claws as a 2nd weapon of sorts, although a natural ability.*)
Big soon tells the camera-man "So, who will win? Will it be the former Battosai, or will it be the son of Inutaisho? Ladies & Gentlemen, the time has finally come to answer that question." Big presses a button, and the simulation finally begins!
(*Near a waterfall!*)
Kenshin Himura is fishing at this particular waterfall with his fishing pole, unaware that Inuyasha has followed the smell of human blood to this particular place, as it leads him towards Kenshin. Aware of the stories of Battosai the Man Slayer, Inuyasha draws his Tetsusaiga and it changes it shape to it's fanged form. Inuyasha soon jumps into the air in an attempt to end this fight early, but Kenshin hears him coming and rolls to the left, causing Inuyasha to simply slam his sword into the ground as Kenshin draws his blade and goes into a defensive stance as Inuyasha turns around and positions his large blade on his shoulder. The 2 lock eyes, as the message is simple: The fight is on!
Inuyasha charges towards Kenshin and swings his blade, but Kenshin rolls out of the way and slashes Inuyasha's gut on the left side, causing Inuyasha to stop for a moment. As he did, Kenshin soon slashed in an upward moment onto Inuyasha's chest, causing Inuyasha to take a few steps back as his chest started to bleed. Inuyasha looks at his blood and gets upset, as he swings his blade again. Kenshin jumps up into the air to avoid it and as he comes down he swings his blade downward in order to end the fight early, but Inuyasha manages to bring his blade up and uses it to block the attack. As Kenshin starts to come down, Inuyasha uses his blade to swat Kenshin away, as Kenshin rolls through and lands on his feet. Inuyasha soon runs towards Kenshin, as Kenshin ducks and this causes Inuyasha to create a large hole on a tree nearby. Kenshin uses the sword's handle to smack Inuyasha in the gut, causing him take a few steps back as Kenshin uses a horizontal slash to make another slice on Inuyasha's chest and make him bleed while causing pain as well. Kenshin soon runs towards Inuyasha and kicks him down, as this causes Inuyasha to fall and roll onto his stomach as he tries to get some distance from Kenshin. Both of them soon hear a noise, as they turn to see the same tree from earlier fall down and move out of the way. As the dust settles, Kenshin dusts himself off and notices Inuyasha has disappeared. However, noticing the blood drops on the ground, he decides to resheath his sword and follows the blood.
In the forest, Inuyasha has found a place to hide as he tries to heal the wounds from his battle. However, smelling Kenshin's scent, Inuyasha jumps up into a tree and keeps himself as quiet as a mouse as Kenshin walks through, following his blood, to this exact spot. Kenshin looks around and notices Inuyasha's blood doesn't lead to anywhere else, as he prepares to draw his sword. Inuyasha soon draws his Tetsusaiga and jumps towards Kenshin, but this time, Kenshin turns around and swings his blade at Inuyasha's chest once more, causing Inuyasha to roll onto the ground in pain. Kenshin soon walks towards Inuyasha, who suddenly stabs Kenshin's gut with his claws and tries to drive his claws into Kenshin's stomach. Kenshin kicks Inuyasha in the head and rolls away, as he starts to run into the forest. Inuyasha gets up and allows himself to start healing, as he follows Kenshin's scent deeper into the forest. As he does, he notices Kenshin's blood on the ground and follows it towards a thick bush, as he can smell Kenshin on the other side and can hear his breathing. Inuyasha swings his blade up into the air, determined to bring it down and does. However, as he does, Kenshin's blade suddenly comes out of the bush and goes through Inuyasha's neck. Kenshin soon comes out from that bush, as he keeps the blade in it's wound until Inuyasha falls to his knees, and then to the ground, as he dies from excessive blood lost. Kenshin removes his blade from Inuyasha's neck and resheaths his sword, bowing down to his fallen opponent as a sign of victory.
WINNER: Kenshin Himura!
(*Although Inuyasha had the deadlier weapon and a healing factor, Kenshin was more skilled with a sword and outsmarted the half-demon to end his story. This shows that it's not the weapon that's dangerous, but the person weilding the weapon. *)
Big tells the audience "Well, I hope you enjoyed our episode, and make sure to come back for our next episode, because it's gonna be a doozy!"
Next Fight: Jedi Knight vs. Predator
