A computer screen turns on, revealing Pudding writing a letter. Kitsune is assisting Licorice slowly and carefully.
Licorice: *hiccups* What are you writing, *hiccups* Pudding?
Pudding: A letter to Yuebin, na no da.
Licorice: *hiccups* That's nice. Hey, wait a minute! *hiccups* Isn't that your *hiccups* dare? *stomach churning* Uh-oh. *vomits in Pudding's letter, then passes out face down*
Pudding: *sigh* Now I have to write another letter, na no da!
Kitsune: How many letters have you written, anyway?
Pudding: 11, and 10 of them were accidentally thrown in the fireplace…
Kitsune: Why don't you try writing in a different spot?
Pudding: I'll do that, na no da! *runs off to another spot*
Kitsune: Since no one is exactly sober or awake, I'll have to leave a message here *types message saying 'Kitsuneroyale does not own Tokyo Mew Mew in any way, shape, or form, nor any other songs sung by anyone else' and plants it on the screen* I have to carry Licorice to bed. *carries Licorice to bed*
Licorice: K-kitsune… *hiccups* does not own… your life… *passes out*
Kitsune: That's right, I don't.
Chapter 6: Where the Hostesses Are, Part 2!
BOOMBOX: I'm taking a break from narrating, so I'll let Peter Griffin do it.
Peter Griffin: Last time in Truth Dare or Torture, Kitsune and friends went to the beach, and did many things: dissecting Masaya, to playing go karts on the beach. During that time, Zakuro and Pai were both in Italy having a good night out and enjoying the pasta they got. And Nana is still trying to get to the beach. Will she make it in time? Will Mint and Deep Blue ever be able to live being caught by the cast? What did Zakuro and Pai do when they drank the drink? Will Masaya clean up his act? Why does Sachiko keep having a different ice cream? Why am I narrating this? Find out, right now!
*scene returns to Nana running to the beach*
Nana: YES! I ALMOST MADE IT!
Nana notices a huge gaping hole in her pathway.
Nana: OH NO! HOW CAN I GET THROUGH THIS?
*scene returns to the beach*
Everyone except Kitsune and Licorice, Zakuro and Pai, Nana, and Blue Knight surround Mint and Deep Blue with sinister smiles. Kitsune opens and closes the door.
Kitsune: *wearing a white and brown bikini and a long brown sunhat, again* Well, Licorice is sleeping, and…
Kitsune notices Deep Blue and Mint covering themselves.
Kitsune: *sighs, snaps fingers and Mint and Deep Blue have towels covering their private parts* Stop ogling those two! They've been through enough for this chapter, and all of you still have the guts to watch this! I've returned from Italy, and Licorice somehow got drunk from drinking one glass!
Alyssa: Oh my.
Kitsune: So it's best we don't disturb her. And don't even try taking her clothes off her because look what she did to my back. *turns around, and her back is scarred and bruised*
Everyone is shocked by her back. Pudding and Taruto both look like they're about to vomit.
Kitsune: It's not a pretty sight, is it. *snaps fingers and her back is revitalised* Anyway, we have reviews from LicoriceMitski and Opera Ghost, CrazyNekoGurl and Pippy-chan!
Licorice: *moans*
Kitsune: Sorry! *whispers* Let's start off with Licorice.
*Wakes up*Wow,I must have fallen aslee-! Nemo? Stitch? Ariel?
I going to sleep again... Can peppy do my Dares?
Kana: Happy Birthday!
Ichigo:Its Kana's Birthday! You and Kish get her a present.
Kit: .Coffee.
Can someone get rid of these other characters?
Kana: Thank you!
Peppy: *makes sign figures to Ichigo*
Sachiko: *holding and eating a cookie ice cream* Hmm… Peppy is saying that you and Kisshu should get her a present.
Ichigo: But it's three days past her birthday.
Kana: And where's my present? Everyone else gave me a present.
Kisshu: Oh yeah, we forgot. We better get it now. *grabs Ichigo's hand and teleports*
Peppy: *makes sign figures to Kitsune*
Sachiko: Hmm… Licorice hates coffee.
Kitsune: Well, I actually didn't give her coffee. She already went asleep. Oh, and I'm sorry Licorice, but I can't remove them just yet.
Licorice: *opens door, holding a blanket around herself* Why can't you?
Kitsune: Because the three play an important part for something. Go back to sleep, please.
Licorice: Can't. I ate too much sugar before I drank that glass…
Kitsune: Then how were you sleeping?
Licorice: Um… *shuts door quickly and then goes to sleep*
Kitsune: Well, if it'll make Licorice happy, I will get rid of BOOMBOX; he had no true value. *snaps fingers*
BOOMBOX: *sitting by a car, trying to light a cigarette, but is then somehow set on fire, then falls face flat on the pavement, and then the car explodes*
Sachiko: Did you hear something?
Alyssa: Nope. I'll read the next review! 'Alyssa: I know-' Oh, it's mine.
Lettuce: Do you want me to read it?
Alyssa: No.
Alyssa: I know everyone was like hey why Alyssa didnt make no dares well i was hey sleeping
Dares
Pie: You and Zakuro go on a date again
Licorice: Lets go back to the mall
Ichigo: Jump off the biggest building in the world
Kitsune: We should all go back to the beach
Lettuce: You can jump of a ditch for all i care * rolling her eyes *
Ryou: Go sit in the closet and think about what you did to me. i will be in there in 15 mins and you have to stay in the closet with me the whole chapter and if you or lettuce try to hurt me i will kill both of you in your dreams *Evil Grin*
Truth:
Mint: Did you enjoy being in the closet
Pudding: Whats your favorite candy
Taruto: Do You like waffles
Zakuro: Did you enjoy the Date
Kisshu: How did you let Ryou and Lettuce Stab me i thought i was you student *sad face*
Alyssa: I could not think of anything Oh and we should play Mario Karts again because this time im going to win* SMILE*
Kitsune: Excuse me for a minute. *goes into the room where Licorice is sleeping* Oh Licorice…
*back in Italy*
Zakuro and Pai are both in the bed, but they look unconscious. Kitsune (wearing a strapless brown ankle-length dress and brown sandals) and Licorice (wearing a red dress that has a gap on the left side revealing part of her black shorts, and red sandals, holding a cup of sugar) appear, and they are both shocked. Licorice was shocked enough to drop her cup of sugar, which shattered into a million pieces.
Licorice: Aw… Now what else would I drink?
Kitsune: Try drinking something that doesn't have sugar.
Licorice: *holds a can of Diet Coke* Does that count?
Kitsune: *sighs* Yes.
Licorice: *drinks can of Diet Coke*
Kitsune gets out a kit for an air horn, and starts assembling the air horn. When she is done, she gives licorice ear muffs to Licorice, and puts on black ear muffs.
Kitsune: Ready?
Licorice: *eating licorice ear muffs* Hm?
Kitsune: *sighs, blows air horn*
Pai and Zakuro are both awake, and it shocked Licorice so hard, she dropped her can of Diet Coke.
Licorice: Ah, screw it. I'm awake now.
Zakuro: Why did you do this?
Kitsune: What did you do last night?
Pai: We don't remember after you gave us those drinks.
Licorice: Yeah, I didn't remember anything, either.
Kitsune: Licorice, you left my back bruised and scarred. *turns around, unzips the back of her dress revealing part of her brown strapless bra and her bruised and scarred back*
Licorice: I did that?
Kitsune: *zips dress up* Yes, you did. As for you two, I installed a surveillance camera in the exact room you two were staying for the night.
Zakuro: Pervert!
Kitsune: Let me finish. The reason why is that I want to know what happened on that night. It turns out you did nothing but watch a crappy love movie, and then fall asleep!
Zakuro: Oh. We did that?
Pai: It is starting to come back to me. I didn't get that movie.
Kitsune: You have 10 minutes to get dressed. We'll be waiting outside.
Licorice: But Kitsune-
Kitsune: I SAID OUTSIDE! *grabs Licorice's hand and storms out, as if Licorice was as light as a feather*
10 minutes later…
Zakuro and Pai walked outside the hotel fully dressed.
Zakuro: We came as soon as we could.
Kitsune: Good. *snaps fingers, and the four are back at the beach*
Alyssa: Where were you?
Kitsune: I had to get Pai and Zakuro. Licorice had to come along as well.
Alyssa: Oh, in that case, Pai, you and Zakuro go on a date again.
Pai: But we just got back!
Zakuro: Could you at least give us a break?
Kitsune: No, now pick the location. *holds a globe*
Licorice: Oh, so you don't bring technology with you, but you bring a globe?
Kitsune: Yeah. It's a topsy turvy world.
Zakuro: *covers her eyes with her left hand, and points at France with her right hand*
Kitsune: Open your eyes.
Zakuro: *opens eyes* France?
Pai: France? What's France?
Kitsune: So many questions, so little time. Go! *snaps fingers, and Pai and Zakuro are at the Eiffel Tower*
Zakuro: Why does France have a tower? What did they ever do?
Pai: Who knows… Let's go inside.
Zakuro: I'm starting to wonder what's going on.
*back at the beach*
Alyssa: Licorice, let's go to the mall!
Licorice: *wearing a red and black bikini* I still have that weird headache, but let's go. *Licorice and Alyssa go off to the mall, again*
Kana: Ichigo, before I read this dare, did you get me a present?
Ichigo: Yes.
Kana: I wonder what it is…
Kisshu: Yes, I wonder what WE got you.
Ichigo: *whispers* Kisshu, what did you do?
Kisshu: *whispers* Well, we went together, didn't we?
Kana: *opens present box* I DON'T BELIEVE IT! *holds a Nintendo Wii U that has yet to come out* IT'S A NINTENDO WII U! THANK YOU ICHIGO AND KISSHU! *happily dances with her new present*
Sachiko: She's enjoying herself, isn't she? I'll read the dare for you. Ichigo, jump off the biggest building in the world!
Alyssa: *whispers*
Sachiko: The Eiffel tower is the biggest building? Why didn't you say so? *snaps fingers, and Ichigo is at the top of the Eiffel tower wearing a parachute suit*
Ichigo: I don't feel very confident in this.
A feather drops on Ichigo's head, and she's falling face first.
Ichigo: *yells like a cat* KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
While Zakuro and Pai are enjoying the sights of the tower, they see Ichigo falling face first.
Zakuro: Does that person look familiar?
Pai: I don't think so.
Ichigo: *screaming* Wait. Why am I screaming? I have that para-
*back at the beach*
Kana: *holding phone* Kitsune, it's for you.
Kitsune: *wearing a white and brown bikini and a long brown sun hat yet again* *presses button* Hello?
Zakuro: Yes, it's me. Someone has fallen so hard, the pavement broke.
Kitsune: That must've been Ichigo.
Zakuro: I knew that person looked familiar! But what are you going to do to Ichigo?
Kitsune: What I do best. *hangs up phone* Kana, here's your phone.
Kana: Thanks. *picks phone up*
Kitsune: *snaps fingers, and Ichigo is lying face first in the sand*
Ichigo: *jumps up and rips her parachute outfit off* OW! THE SAND IS HOT!
Pippi: Why were you stupid enough not to deploy the parachute?
Riruko: Yeah, I've seen a lot of stupid things, but you take the cake.
Ichigo: Riruko!
Riruko: No, seriously, you took the cake that I was holding!
Ichigo: *looks at her hands, and is holding a strawberry cake* Who wants cake?
Everyone: YAY!
30 minutes later…
Kitsune: Yeah. We're still at the beach, you know…
Nilla: Lettuce, you can- wait. I can't read this!
Jay: I WILL! Lettuce, you can jump off a ditch for all I care *rolling eyes*
Riruko: Did you really have to roll your eyes?
Jay: No.
Lettuce: I don't see any ditches around here. Maybe the area's ditch free.
Sachiko: *eating a banana split sundae* Ryou, Go sit in the closet and think about what you did to her... Alyssa will be in there in 15 mins and you have to stay in the closet with her the whole chapter and if you or lettuce try to hurt her she will kill both of you in your dreams.
Ryou: Come on. Why should I do this? I don't love Alyssa!
Licorice: *holding 30 bags in each hand* We're back! What? *looks at Alyssa*
Alyssa: *tears in her eyes, looks like she could cry* Ryou, *sniffles* how could you?
Ryou: F*** you.
Kitsune: *snaps fingers, and Ryou is forced into the closet, face down, and asleep*
Lettuce: What did you do to Ryou?
Kitsune: DO YOU WANT TO DIE AS WELL?
Lettuce: *screams* No…
Kitsune: Then stop asking questions!
Lettuce: I'll be good!
Alyssa: *sobbing on Sachiko's shoulder* Why would Ryou say something like this?
Sachiko: Calm down, Alyssa. Someday, although I'm not sure if it'll happen, you may get him. So don't give up hope.
Alyssa: Thank you. *continues sobbing*
Kana: Since she's still upset, I'll read the truths for her. Mint, did you enjoy being in the closet? Pudding, what's your favourite candy? Taruto, do you like waffles? Zakuro, did you enjoy the date? Kisshu, how did you let Ryou and Lettuce stab Alyssa? She thought she was you student!
Alyssa: *cries louder*
Mint: *All TMM characters are wearing the same beach outfits from Episode 19* I enjoyed it until the door was opened.
Deep Blue: *wearing blue board shorts* Yeah, you could've gave us time for us to put our clothes back on.
Kitsune: But there wasn't a light in the closet.
Mint: And there was someone watching us for some reason. I saw a camera.
Kitsune: A camera. Hmm… I only had one camera installed, and that was for Pai and Zakuro. Who else could've done such a thing? *Jay smashes Kitsune over the head with a hammer* Ouch, my head! Wait, I think I know who did this. YOU! *points to Nilla*
Nilla: Why do you think it was me?
Kitsune: I'm not done yet. YOU TOO! *points to Pippi*
Pippi: Damn.
Nilla: Why do you think it was us?
Kitsune: I only installed one camera, and that was to figure out what Pai and Zakuro were doing. So what were you two doing?
Pippi: Well, while I was fighting Ichigo…
*flashes to during the fight*
Pippi: Cherrim, SOLARBEAM! *points what is supposed to be Ichigo, but she is actually pointing at Nilla*
Nilla: I guess that's the signal. *wearing cameraman jumpsuit and tool belt*
Nilla enters the camera room and sets up the camera screen for the closet. She then enters the closet and installs the camera there. Nilla then opens and closes the door, giving the 'OK' sign.
Pippi: Cherrim, RAZOR LEAF! *points to what is supposed to be Ichigo, but is pointing behind Ichigo*
While Ichigo and Pippi are still fighting, Nilla takes off the cameraman jumpsuit and packs it in her bag. Starmie loses its vision and faints.
Nilla: Starmie is unable to battle! Cherrim wins!
Cherrim: *tears of joy* CHERRIM!
Pippi: YES! I WON!
*flashes back to present day*
Pippi: And that's how it happened.
Nilla: We're sorry.
Mint: So it was YOU two all along! *tries to kill Nilla, but Kitsune holds her back* LET ME GO! I WANT TO KILL THAT DAUGHTER OF A-
Nilla: Biscuit eater?
Mint: STOP SAYING BISCUIT EATER! I'M A TEA DRINKER!
Deep Blue: As for you, *lunges forward to kill Pippi, but Sachiko throws an ice cream at him and falls face down onto the sand* OW, THERE'S SAND AND MELTED ICE CREAM IN MY EYES! HELP ME!
Kitsune: *throws Mint at Deep Blue*
Sachiko: *kicks Deep Blue at Mint*
Mint and Deep Blue both hit each other face first, and fall onto the sand, unconsciously.
Nilla: Pudding, what's your favourite candy?
Pudding: Everything except licorice, na no da!
Licorice: *eating a stick of licorice* HEY!
Pudding: Not you, the candy.
Licorice: HEY! *fire bursts from her eyes*
Taruto: What is this thing you call 'waffles'?
Kitsune: It's hard to explain, so I'll leave you a note from the internet. *hands note to Taruto*
Taruto: So that's what it is. Should we dance?
Ichigo: Wait a minute. You don't get a waffle, but you get a song?
Taruto: Yes?
Ichigo: *sighs, and eats raw fish*
Alyssa: *puts on blue waitress outfit* I better get going again…
*back at France*
Zakuro: What do you think of the view, Pai?
Pai: It looks transcendent.
Zakuro: What's does that word mean?
Pai: Beautiful.
Zakuro: Aw… *hugs Pai*
The waitress in blue approaches Zakuro and Pai and gives her the bill.
Zakuro: I'll pa- *looks at waitress* Don't you look familiar?
Waitress: No. Maybe you're confusing me with Nurse Joy.
Zakuro: Okay… *puts money on table, and the truth flies to her* Hmm… *writes letter*
Pai: Should we go, Zakuro?
Zakuro: Not yet. Let's see the sight a bit more.
The blue waitress sends the tray to Kitsune in 15 minutes.
Kitsune: *reading magazine* It's from Zakuro. *opens envelope* Which date are you referring to?
Alyssa: *still in the blue waitress outfit* Italy.
15 minutes later…
Zakuro: What do you think of the sight, Pai?
Pai: It's good, but why are we still here?
Zakuro: You'll see.
The blue waitress hands her the truth, again. When she is about to run off, Zakuro unzips the dress and it reveals Alyssa wearing a 'WHAT THE HELL' belly shirt, green miniskirt and long black lace-up boots.
Pai: BUSTED!
Alyssa: *gulps* Uh… I can explain.
Pai and Zakuro both surround Alyssa with the truth.
Zakuro: Were you the one who wrote this?
Alyssa: Yes…
Zakuro: In that case, *writes letter* Hand this to the person who started this.
*back at the beach, after a huge amount of objects, Nana finally arrives at the beach*
Nana: And for that reason, I'm sorry Sachiko.
Sachiko: First of all, I'm surprised that he did that to you, and second of all, thank you for apologising. Here's an ice cream *hands Nana the banana ice cream*
Nana: I hate that ice cream! But I'll eat it anyway.
Sachiko: That's the nicest thing you ever said to me! *hugs and cries on Nana's shoulder*
Alyssa: *gives Kitsune the letter and then removes her blue waitress outfit* What was that all about?
Kitsune: Who knows?
Alyssa: Oh. Here *hands Kitsune the truth*
Kitsune: It's from Zakuro. "I've enjoyed my time in Italy, and am now in France with Pai. However, with you and Licorice appearing out of nowhere really ruined the night. Other than that, we enjoyed our walk on the bridge, we enjoyed our pasta, and we did enjoy the movie. Hopefully, in France, we can do a lot more. Ja ne!" Well, I'm sorry about that, Zakuro, but I don't mind dropping in for a quick visit, so everyone is bound to be visited by me and another hostess now and then.
Kisshu: Alyssa, I'm so sorry, but none of the hostesses contacted me. Not even you.
Alyssa: Oh. But you should've came. You were my mentor.
Kisshu: Ichigo took me to the water. She saw a starfish and she thought it was the most beautiful thing she ever saw.
Alyssa: More beautiful than a teddy bear?
Kisshu: She thought so. But when I heard you yelling, it was too late for me to help you. The summary is, had you told me, then I could've done something about this dare you were forced into.
Alyssa: Okay. Since I can't think of anything else we should play Mario Karts again because this time I'm going to win *SMILE*
Riruko: Why would you want to play that again? What can she do to make it more different? *points to Kitsune*
Kitsune: Watch this. *snaps fingers, and the cast is sent into space, and the beach turns into something like Rainbow Road* THAT different.
Everyone: *wearing the clothes they were first introduced in the story* *looks down, and everyone went back onto the track*
Sachiko: If we fall off the track, will we be able to get back on there?
Kitsune: Yes. But no one fell off the track, so I don't know whether or not it's true.
Everyone: *looks scared*
Kitsune: Well, let's get ready!
*back in France*
Zakuro is walking with Pai, with her hand being with Pai's. They find a bench, and then sit down on it.
Zakuro: The sky looks beautiful with that rainbow light up there. Could that be- Oh, not again.
Pai: What is it?
Zakuro: They forgot about us, yet again.
Pai: What can you say, maybe they don't want to disturb us.
A star is falling from the sky to where Zakuro and Pai are sitting.
Zakuro: Oh look, a shooting star! Make a wish!
Pai: I already have. *holds Zakuro's hand*
Zakuro: Aw… *blushes*
Zakuro and Pai now learn that it's not a shooting star; someone is falling from the sky, and is screaming.
Zakuro: *squints eyes* Mint?
Mint's 'driving force' forced her 20 feet into the ground.
Mint: Can someone get me out of here?
Zakuro: Someone get a tow truck!
Well, as defied by Kitsune, it turns out only seven people survived on the rainbow road. And guess what, Alyssa came first.
Alyssa: I did it! I WON!
LEADERBOARD
1. Alyssa
2. Sachiko
3. Ichigo
4. Masaya
5. Kitsune
6. Jay
7. Licorice
DID NOT FINISH
Kana: She was near the end of the line, but a banana peel forced her off the track.
Deep Blue: Had a giant mushroom, but the track was too small, forcing him off the track.
Keiichiro: Despite being more aggressive, Lakitu (Pudding and Taruto) kept throwing objects at Keiichiro for no reason, forcing him off the track.
Lettuce: Knocked off by Alyssa for revenge.
Ryou: Knocked off by Alyssa for revenge.
Nilla: Jay's lightning bolt forced her off the track.
Nira: Knocked off by Ichigo.
Kisshu: Despite getting off to a good start, the lightning bolt forced him off.
Pippi: She too was forced off by the lightning bolt.
Nana: Despite leading early on, her awful driving skills wrote her epitaph.
Riruko: Forced off by being thrown a red shell from Keiichiro.
Mint: Drove off the track.
Peppy and Poppy: Did not compete.
Kitsune: I think we should do something about the rest of the cast… *snaps fingers, the beach returns and the people that drove off returned to the beach*
Mint: Never do something like this again. Not even if she wants it! *points to Alyssa*
Kitsune: Sorry, I don't respond to threats from cast members; only to the hostesses, most of the time.
Pippi: I'll read the next review. It's from Pippy-chan, oh that's me… I'll read it anyway.
Dang it Blue Knit Head you're no fun at all!
Peppy: MASAYA-IDIOT! YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR KIDNAPPING POPPY!
Umm Peppy? Masaya wasn't- Wait, WHERE'S POPPY! MASAYAAA!
DARES~!
Blue Knight: Peppy and Masabaka are a bit busy right now so, you'll be the one tortured. I get to practice my karate on you!
Masaya: IDIOT! NOW YOU'LL HAVE TO ENDURE BOTH REBECCA BLACK AND JUSTINE BEAVER! *switches two stereos on and puts it on full blast* Here are some ear muffs *hands everyone except for Blue Knight and Masaya a pair of ear muffs*
Deep Blue: I need to torture someone right now...so...Make me a voodoo doll of Masaya! If you don't I'll throw you in a closet with Mint again! (well, to him that wont be so bad)
Zakuro: Can you sing something to cheer Peppy up? (Poppy's his sis so he's pretty glum about it)
Keiichiro: Since you're hardly mentioned, make a cake please!
Ichigo: OH ICHIGO~! IT'S TIME TO MEET ! *pulls out a (fake) flame-thrower* Kish either you kiss her and save her life OR let your kitten burn~!
Kish, Pai and Taruto: I've never seen you three in suits before...*wink wink* (WEAR A SUIT ALIENS OR ELSE FACE THE WRATH OF THE FLAME-THROWER!)
Ryou: Make me some tea. NOW!
Lettuce: Lettuce-san, find a nice dress. You're going on a date with Ryou-san and I'm paying.
Truths~!
Mint: Mint, would you ever like to marry Deep Idi- I uh mean Deep Blue =3
Alyssa: Why do you insist on breaking Ryou and Lettuce-san up? Break them up again and I'll (censored for our younger viewers)!
I'm going to karate now so...PEACE OUT!
Pippi: Blue Knight, Peppy and Masabaka are a bit busy right now so, you'll be the one tortured. I get to practice my karate on you!
Kitsune: Someone really should take my place for a chapter. *snaps fingers and Blue Knight is revived*
Blue Knight: Why have I been ignored all chapter?
Kitsune: Because no one had any dares or truths for you. *crouches, and Pippi is behind her*
Blue Knight: Oh, no.
Pippi does the crane kick, and Blue Knight's head flies off into the trash can. A fountain of blood flies out from where his head is, and he then falls face (or blood) first. She then slaps Masaya.
Masaya: OW! What was that for?
Pippi: IDIOT! NOW YOU'LL HAVE TO ENDURE BOTH REBECCA BLACK AND JUSTINE BEAVER! *switches two stereos on and puts it on full blast* Here are some ear muffs *hands everyone except for Blue Knight and Masaya a pair of ear muffs*
Masaya: I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING NOW!
Pippi: YOU WANT IT LOUDER? OKAY!
Pippi turns the volume on full blast. Masaya's head expands slowly and bursts like a balloon, with his blood and head parts flying everywhere, even on Sachiko's ice cream.
Sachiko: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS? *throws ice cream into the trash*
Pippi: Deep Blue, I need to torture someone right now...so...Make me a voodoo doll of Masaya! If you don't I'll throw you in a closet with Mint again! (well, to him that wont be so bad)
Deep Blue: I hate being caught by many people, so I'll make a voodoo doll. *puts an onion and leeks together and begins covering it all up by putting skin-like fabric all over the voodoo doll. He then puts his black hair on with black beady eyes.
Deep Blue: THINK FAST! *throws voodoo doll at Pippi, but she drops it and the voodoo doll breaks into pieces, and so does Masaya's body*
Pippi: That was strange. Zakuro, can you sing something to cheer Peppy up?
Kitsune: *snaps fingers, and Zakuro, still in her lavender dress, appears*
Zakuro: Where am I? The desert?
Pippi: Zakuro, can you sing something to cheer Peppy up?
Zakuro: I can't think of any song that can help get Poppy back, but there is a song I want to sing for him. *Sings 'Lonely Sunset' by Kumi Miyasato*
Riruko: Keiichiro, since you're hardly mentioned, make a cake please!
Keiichiro: But how am I supposed to make a cake at the beach, there's no ingredients on here except for-
Kitsune: *holds ingredients for an upside down cake and gives them to Keiichiro* What do you mean?
Keiichiro: But where can I find an oven? It looks so weird and stupid to bake a cake without a-
Kitsune: *clears throat* Ahem. *points behind Keiichiro and the oven is behind him*
Keiichiro: Oh. I better get started.
Pippi: OH ICHIGO~! IT'S TIME TO MEET ! *pulls out a (fake) flame-thrower* Kish either you kiss her and save her life OR-
Kisshu: *French-kisses Ichigo*
Pippi: That was easy. Kish, Pai and Taruto: I've never seen you three in suits before...*wink wink* (WEAR A SUIT ALIENS OR ELSE FACE THE WRATH OF THE FLAME-THROWER!)
Kisshu: That's not a real flamethrower.
Pippi: Oh yeah? WATCH THIS!
Pippi lights what's left of Masaya on fire.
Kisshu: One second.
Kisshu and Taruto huddle together.
Kisshu: How are we supposed to wear suits, we never worn one before!
Taruto: I don't even know what a suit looks like!
Pippi: A suit looks like this! *holds a pictures which is what is supposed to resemble a suit*
Kisshu: Fine, we'll wear a suit.
Kitsune: *snaps fingers, and both Kisshu and Taruto are wearing a red tuxedo suit and a yellow tuxedo suit respectively. Also Zakuro disappears from the beach*
Kisshu: This suit is making my neck tight.
Taruto: The belt is making me dizzy.
Kisshu: How long do we have to wear these suits? *pulls neck* I'm sweating all over.
Taruto: Me too…
Ichigo: But Kisshu, you look so cute!
Pudding: So do you, Taru Taru, na no da!
Pippi: Ryou, make me some tea, NOW!
Ryou: All right. *mutters under breath while walking to the cooking area* I still like her better than Alyssa.
Kana: Lettuce-san, find a nice dress. You're going on a date with Ryou-san and Pippi-chan's paying.
Lettuce: But how am I supposed to find a dress at the beach when there are-
Kitsune: *snaps fingers, and Lettuce is wearing a lime-green knee-length dress and green glass slippers* You're ready to hit the town!
Lettuce: Thank you! *falls on her back because of the sand surface*
Ryou: Here's your tea, Pip- *notices Lettuce lying on her back on the sand* Lettuce, why are you wearing a dress on the beach?
Lettuce: Pippi-chan is paying for our date.
Ryou: Really? I wonder why…
Kitsune: *snaps fingers, and Ryou is wearing a black tuxedo with a yellow rose* Did you think I'd forget about you? No. Now where do you want to go?
Lettuce: Hmm… Well, there's this restaurant you mentioned in Chapter 4, so I'd like to go there.
Kitsune: Okay. *snaps fingers, and Lettuce and Ryou are at the restaurant*
Lettuce: Finally, we've beaten Mint to the pump!
Ryou: I wonder why the restaurant was closed on that night.
Lettuce: Your guess was as good as mine.
*back at the beach*
Pippi: Now for the truths. Mint, would you ever like to marry Deep Idi- I uh mean Deep Blue =3 Alyssa, why do you insist on breaking Ryou and Lettuce-san up? Break them up again and I'll (censored for our younger viewers)!
Mint: I'm not sure yet. It would be nice if there was a sign for us to get married.
Deep Blue: Yeah, that's the way I'd like to get married to.
Mint and Deep Blue: *blush*
Alyssa: There are reasons why I insist on breaking Ryou. I want him all to myself, and no one can stop me!
Kana: Except me. I'm her cousin, and I'd be pretty pissed if she was broken up.
Nilla: And me. If you can't stick with the couple, then what person would you be?
Alyssa: All right, who else is against me, aside from Lettuce, Ryou, Kana and Nilla?
*Everyone except Masaya, Nana and Keiichiro raise their hands*
Masaya: I'm not against you, since you haven't killed me.
Nana: I don't like Lettuce *holds a head of lettuce*
Keiichiro: Ever since Ryou found love, I became less noticeable on this Truth, Dare or Torture. And here's your cake, Pippi-chan *gives Pippi the cake*
Pippi: YAY! But where's Peppy and Poppy?
Everyone on the beach began searching for Peppy and Poppy. Kana was able to find Peppy in the water, while Masaya was able to find Poppy.
Kitsune: Well, everyone pack your bags. Except you *points at Alyssa*. We need to check on one last thing. *snaps fingers, and a cloud of dust emerges, making Kitsune and Alyssa disappear*
Kana: Well, you heard her.
Everyone picks up everything they brung to the beach and put it in their bags.
*Meanwhile at France*
Pai and Zakuro look into the sky.
Pai: Why do you consider the skies beautiful?
Zakuro: Because the skies remind me of hope and courage of Momoka-chan.
Pai: Who's Momoka-chan?
Kitsune (wearing a white long-sleeved shirt, a brown vest, blue jeans, black shoes, a black beret and a blue sphere pendant), Licorice (wearing a black T-shirt, a red jacket, a red knee-length skirt, black fishnet stockings, red shoes and a red beret) and Alyssa (wearing a white T-shirt, a green jacket, a green miniskirt, black knee-length boots and her hair is tied in a ponytail) appear behind Zakuro and Pai.
Kitsune: She's the girl who is a die-hard fan of Zakuro back in Episode 35 of Tokyo Mew Mew. Need I say more?
Pai: *unsure* Yes?
Kitsune: She also somewhat imitates that young girl in Poltergeist, was given a pendant on her birthday, and wants to grow up like Zakuro.
Zakuro: What are you doing?
Kitsune: All of us are done at the beach, and we're heading back. Do you want to go, or do you want to stay until next chapter?
Pai: Well, it's been a long day, but I'd rather stay in France until next chapter.
Zakuro: Like I mentioned before in my letter, there's still more things I want to do with Pai.
Kitsune: Okay, it's unanimous! Zakuro and Pai, you are allowed to stay until next chapter!
Alyssa: Has anyone else noticed that I haven't said anything?
Licorice: Or me?
Kitsune: Well even if you were against it, Alyssa or Licorice, I still would've allowed them to stay! Let's go!
Alyssa: But-
Licorice: Kitsune, can I at least get something to drink?
Kitsune: *touches pendant, and Kitsune, Licorice and Alyssa disappear in a portal*
Pai: That's the first time I've seen that from her.
Zakuro: Where was that from, anyway?
Pai: Who knows. Where should we go now, Zakuro?
Zakuro: Hmm…
Alyssa: But Kitsune, I want to be with Ryou! Why is it not his fault?
Kitsune: Look, if he doesn't want to be with you, then he doesn't want to be with you. If you're not convinced, why don't you start your own war against Lettuce?
Alyssa: Maybe I will!
Kitsune: Whoops. Maybe I haven't thought of this through, yet. Oh well-
Licorice: *drunk* Say your netter, meaner! *hiccups*
Kitsune: *sighs* Sometimes, I wish that she could go just one chapter without alcohol.