Chapter 6

Neon Sanchez Evangelion

"This is the best day of my life!" Thought Summer as she was having dinner with her celebrity crush Bustin Jieber. She was wearing a dress made of gold and nothing less than the biggest and shiniest jewels.

They clinked glasses. "Summer. I have an important question to ask you." said the celebrity with a harmonial voice.

"Yes? What is it?" asked Summer in attencipation. Staring dreamingly into his eyes.

"Summer… will you…" but before he could finish, something strange happened. He burped loudly and his mouth opened as wide as a shark; eating himself in a disturbing transformation by flipping his skin inside out and enlarging himself with exploding balls of puss. He screamed in agony and Summer screamed hysterically as she woke up from her virtual dream and ran away.

"Oh my god why? WHY?!" she cried hysterically. Since she ran away so quickly she didn't realise rick was sharing the same space as she was; being the one responsible for that horrible nightmare.

He took his helmet off and laughed triumphantly. "Oh boy that was an awesome testrun! I can't wait to see all the horrible monstrosities im gonna create in Morty´s and… Jamie´s dream." he said grumpily.

"Now sir" Said the caretaker for the attraction. "I know I allowed you to get into the young lady´s dream but I really dont think it's a good idea you disturb the experience for the other young k…" before he could finish, Rick took out a sack full of schmeckles and presented them in front of the caretaker. Greedingly, he stared at the sack and took it cautiously. "Have fun with your experience sir."

"Yeah yeah whatever" said Rick dismissively as he stared at Jamie and Morty´s screen. They were both having a delicious feast with the most beautiful food that one could ever gaze upon (since it was anime looking). It was filled with delicious meats, potatoes, fresh vegetables and a sweet strawberry shortcake in the center wich jamie was happily eating as Morty was being massaged my the beautiful redhead knight. "So anime eh? I can play that game too. Now what was that old one I watched once… oh yeah I remember it. Get ready for a world of pain you little shits!" said Rick as he put the helmet on.

Meanwhile, Jamie and Morty were taking a break from fighting and celebrating a draw happily with the guild members.

"This cake is so fucking good Morty you need to try some it's the best thing I've ever eaten."

"Nah maybe later Jamie. I'm having a good massage here... oooohhhh yeah baby right there"

"Welp suit yourself!" Was the last thing Jamie said as the entire world went black. Everything that was surrounding them had suddenly disappeared.

"Huh? What happened? Where's our world Jamie?" asked Morty demandingly.

"Hey don't look at me I'm not doing this! Maybe our time ran out?" said Jamie, confused.

The world then transformed into chaos around them. They look around and it seems they are in a big city. A bunch of giant monsters are stomping the city and attacking. These monsters look like…

"Are those…. Angels?" Jamie asks confused

"What are angels?"

"They´re monster creatures from a really popular anime… Exengelien. I told you to get into anime Morty but I certainly didn't think you would watch this on your own…"
"I´m not doing any of this!" He says as the ground shakes and he falls to the ground.

"If you're not doing it then who is?"

"Morty! Jamie! What on earth are you two doing here? You have to pilot the Exe´s and destroy those angels! The entire city evacuated and you´re not in headquarters still."

They looked up and saw to their surprise, Summer! But she looked like she was in her mid 20´s and wearing much different clothes from when what they left home to go to the arcade.

"Summer? What are you talking about? W-what the hell is going on?" startled Morty

"You Know damn well what is going on!" Summer shouted. "Dad is waiting for you both to pilot the Exes. Come on!" Summer grabbed Morty´s arm and dragged him into the closest building as Jamie followed along. They went down an elevator shaft and were suddenly found in this underground organisation with people running around in panic. "And that's pretty much what the anime is about Morty. From what it seems we're fucked!"

"Oh geez! This all feels really scary Jamie! What are we gonna do! We gotta get these helmet off! HEY! GAME MANAGER! L-LET US OUT OF HERE THIS ISN'T FUNNY!" but there was no response. None at all. The game manager was payed big bucks from Rick to keep the simulation going until he got bored.

"We´ll just have to try and go with the flow. Maybe the simulation will stop once we kill the angels!" Exclaimed Jamie

"Ohhh geez Jamie! I-I dont wanna fight those monsters! I´m scared!"

"There's too many of them! There's no way we're gonna be able to kill all of these! It's gonna be the end of humanity!" Exclaimed one of the scientists.

"Don't be fools. We have a secret weapon! We knew this time would come eventually!" said a man wearing a dark cape. He was sitting down with his hands joined together flat, covering his mouth in a thinking position. Once he saw Morty and Jamie being dragged in by Summer he slowly got up and stared down at Morty. He didn't say a word but Morty couldn't help feeling really depressed and vulnerable all of a sudden.

"D-dad?" he said Meekly.

"Get in the robot Morty," said Jerry coldly. Two strong men came and grabbed a hold of Morty. Dragging him out of the room.

Morty felt despair as he understood he would have to kill those terrifying monsters outside. The world him and Jamie made was out of control. He had no idea what was going on but he felt like he could really get hurt from all of this. "NO! DAD! SUMMER! DON'T MAKE ME DO IT! NOOOO!" He screamed as the doors were shut loudly.

Jamie looked up at Jerry, feeling a tad bit uneasy. If the story was going to go according to the anime she would be representing one of two of the main girls. One who would fight the Exes, and the other…

"Follow me Jamie. Your time has come to fulfill your purpose."

"Oh fuck me." Thought Jamie to herself.

…

Meanwhile, Morty was being transported to pilot one of the giant robots. When all of a sudden, the guards that were handling Morty suddenly attacked Summer.

"Ohhh geeez!"

She fought both of them. It was difficult but she managed to knock both of them off. She burped satisfactorily. "Yeah whatchu think about that biiiiiiitch!" She exclaimed, looking at Morty and remembering her composure she grabbed his arm and started to run. A bunch of evil henchmen started following them and with a simple gun, Summer ran and kept shooting all the men that went after them.

Morty was compelled and confused but kept running. "W-what? Why are be being attacked by dad´s men?"

"They're not dad's men Morty they're spies! They want to kill you because they think our plan for remodeling the world is evil! But it's not Morty it's great! We´re gonna destroy everyone on the planet and form a new beginning Morty!" she laughed as she ran.

Morty felt that something was off from the way that Summer usually spoke. He was starting to get suspicious. Summer then got shot in the liver but eventually got to kill the last man that was following them. "Son of a… and right in the liver too! Man you really do feel pain in this world. Listen Morty! You gotta pilot that robot Morty! You gotta become one with the robot and kill all those fucking angels so we can start a new world Morty!"

"But… but this doesn't make any sense! I don't understand what the fuck is going on!"

"You think anyone does Morty? Even the creator himself doesn't know what the fuck this show is about!"

"Show? Wait wait hang on a second…. Rick? Is that you?" Exclaimed Morty in awe. "What the hell Rick why did you ruin me and Jamie´s fun!"

"Jamie Jamie Jamie. You sound like a desperate lost puppy Morty!" he said as he transformed back into Rick "That little bitch has been ruining everything since she showed up! All you ever do is spend time with that girl! Stop being such an ass kisser Morty! Y-y-you're so pathetic on how you can't spend a single second disconnected from her. We used to be the only friends we had in this world Morty! It was Rick and Morty remember that?! Not Jamie and Morty! And I'm gonna get my fun in getting rid of her in this fantasy space for things to go back the way they used to be!"

"Woah woah WOAH hang on a minute Rick. are you JEALOUS of Jamie? He. hehe. HAHAHA!" he laughed much to Rick´s annoyance. "Oh man I cant believe this!" Before he could say anything more, Rick used his memory cutter on him and pushed him into a tube that was behind him, sucking him up and into the Exe gundam

…

Meanwhile, Jamie and Jerry where in a room where this gigantic doll on a cross with a spear pierced deeply in its chest stood before them.

"You will become one and make the world be re*burp*born." explained Jerry.

"Yeah I don't think so Rick, you're gonna have to fight me for me to get inside that thing." She stared and him definitely.

"Well I gotta say, you're smarter than you look kid," said Rick as he slowly transformed back into his usual self.

"Give us back the control of our world Rick you're ruining me and Morty's fun…"

This made Rick furious. "THAT'S IT I'M DONE WITH YOUR SHIT!" He then transformed into this gigantic lizard monster. Breaking the roof and making everything fall into shambles. Jamie started to fall but she took this chance that Rick was emotionally unstable and transformed into a giant gorilla before she got wounded from her fall. Rick grew his arms to be as thick as the gorilla and tackled Jamie

"I'm ruining your fun?!" said Rick angrily "I just wanted to play some fucking R *burp*oy with my nephew you little shit! But ever since you've showed up Morty has been doing nothing but kissing your ass all the time! We can't even go on an adventure anymore without you tagging along!"

Jamie rolled her eyes, grabbed Rick´s neck and threw him to the ground breaking several buildings "Love is a healthy condition Rick but Jealousy is a disease!" She squeezed his throat but Rick resisted, blowing fire through his mouth to the air.

"Oh save me with your poetic preachy shit!" He poked her eyes and broke free.

"OWW!"

He then started to charge his breath to hit her with a laser. But before he could hit her Jamie blocked with one of the building that she transformed into a shield. "It's not preachy Rick It´s true! You´re being immaturely in denial about your feelings and resorting to violence! You show so much confidence you´re terrified your nephew won't want to be by your side! I'm not taking him away from you! Be honest about your feelings!... aren't you gonna run out of breath?!"

Rick stopped firing his laser and instead brought many angels to attack Jamie from behind. The amount was abundant. No matter how hard Jamie kept fighting the angels they kept stacking and overwhelming her. Angry, Rick used every fiber in his being to defeat her. He was feeling satisfied as he got his revenge but before Jamie could faint from suffocation from the angels the giant lizard received a high voltage electric shock from power cables that were ripped off.

"YEAH HOW YOU LIKE THAT BITCH!?" Screamed Morty loudly from the top of his lungs. The angels disappeared and there Jamie transformed back into her original form and Morty grabbed her with the Exe. "Jamie are you okay?" he asked as everything slowly went dark.

The world Rick created fell apart. Jamie opened her eyes slowly. "Morty…. You´re okay!" She coughed. "Morty… I don't think I'll be able to make it…"

"No… JAMIE!"

"Morty… remember who you are…. Remember…" And she fainted

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Morty screamed.

After a moment of silence, and some tears from the audience watching the simulation, the manager had a change of heart and turned off the simulation waking Morty, Jamie, and Rick up.

"Welp that was fun! We should play this again sometime!" said Jamie

"Aww geez Jamie you really gave me a scare there. For a second I thought you were actually dead! You´re so dramatic!" He chuckled.

"This game was so fucking rigged! There's no way that you were able to beat me!" remarked Rick stubbornly.

Morty looked at Jamie with a frown. Jamie raised an eyebrow to Rick. "But I gotta say old man. You have good taste! Exengelien is old but definitely a classic! Never would have taken you for an otaku!" She hit his arm friendlingly.

"Don´t group me in with your weird loser club Jamie. It was the one show that I knew it's no big fu*burp*king deal. Anyways, Let's go find Summer and head home. There´s some shit that I still wanna work on today…"

"Sure Rick," said Jamie as they grabbed their hovering scooters and went on the look for Summer. There was a crowd of applause coming from the group of spectators of the show. "Hey Morty?"

"Yeah?"

"Going out with you guys is fun and all but I´m gonna have to pass for awhile"

"Awww why? We have so much fun together"

"Yeah that's true but… these adventures are too cool for me anyways," she winked at Rick who rolled her eyes at her and passed them both. "Less talking, more searching ya losers," said Rick as he secretly smiled a little bit.