HERMES' PAGE

ANNABETH CHASE INTERVIEW

"Do you think Hera's a cow?"

"That is a definite yes!"

DISCUSSION ACTIVITY

Hera: AGAIN WITH THE COW JOKE. SERIOUSLY?

Hermes: The sooner you accept it the better.

Hera: HERMES!

Athena: You did send your intestinally challenged cows after her.

Hera: THEY WERE NOT INTESTINALLY CHALLENGED.

Athena: and then you also tried to injure her with your statue on Olympus.

Hera: Uh, that wasn't on purpose.

Athena: and then you also wiped Percy's memory clean and sent him to Camp Jupiter.

Hera:

APHRODITE'S PAGE

Dear Aphrodite

My boyfriend hardly spends any time with me. He's always doing other jobs. I don't mean to be an attention seeker but it would be nice if he would spend a little more time with me

-Beauty Queen

Dear Beauty Queen

Confront him and tell him how you feel. Hopefully he'll start spending more time with you. Hope I helped.

-Aphrodite

BEAUTY TIP

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Before you start blow drying your hair, add a volumizing spray to your roots. This will give your locks some added lift.

DISCUSSION ACTIVITY

Artemis: Why don't girls understand? BOYS ARE GOOD FOR NOTHING EXCEPT HEARTACHE.

Athena: Artemis, I understand that boys are no good, but if there were no boys the entire human population would cease to exist.

Artemis: What? How?

Apollo: No babies, duh. Even I got that.

Artemis: Shut up.

Apollo: You can't make me.

Artemis: Oh really?

Apollo: Yeah, you really can't make me. Thank god for the internet.

Hermes: You're welcome

Apollo: What? Why?

Artemis: Hermes invented the internet, duh. Even I got that.

POSEIDON'S PAGE

'The ocean is more ancient than the mountains and freighted with the memories and dreams of time.'

DISCUSSION ACTIVITY

Athena: Did you come up with this yourself?

Poseidon: No, of course not.

Athena: Yeah, it doesn't fit your vocabulary skills.

Poseidon: Are you saying I have bad vocabulary skills..

Athena: No I'm saying that you're stupid, and now I think about it, unwise, illiterate, foolish, reckless…

Zeus: …and thoughtless…

Hades: …don't forget irrational.

Poseidon: Yeah, well at-least my children are real instead of thoughts.

Athena: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? MY CHILDREN ARE REAL.

Poseidon: If you say so.

Athena: POSEIDON!