A/N: Okay, maybe Blaine's not super bat-shit crazy, but this went in a completely different direction than I anticipated, but I'm liking it and I hope you guys do too.
"So how's life at Dalton?" Kurt asked as the boys sat in the Domino's just around the corner from campus.
"We have a new captain. His name is Hunter Clarington; such a fancy name, right, Jeff?" Nick folded his pizza like a sandwich and bit into it.
"Did you tell anyone you were coming out here?" Sebastian was looking at Nick and Jeff as if they were some rare specimen of human.
"Shit, Hunter's gonna be pissed," Jeff said. "We got Sectionals in a month and he's already been on us every day after classes for like four hours of rehearsal."
"I got my bets on the New Directions," Sebastian whispered to Kurt, who smirked.
"Seb!" Nick and Jeff looked scandalized by this.
"Well, the Warblers have you two, what?"
"Thanks a lot, Seb," Nick mumbled, looking at his pizza.
"Nick, don't start with the pouting. You know I'm just messing with you," Sebastian said. "You guys will do fine, so long as you don't perform anything by a certain British boy band."
"Hunter said we were going to do "Live While We're Young"," Jeff said.
"Well, then you guys are screwed," Kurt quipped and Sebastian snorted into his Coke.
"More the reason to bet on McKinley," he added.
"Kurt, you're mean," Jeff whined, rubbing Nick's shoulders.
"I was already snarky. Where have you been?"
"Hi, Blaine," Nick said suddenly. Kurt and Sebastian's heads shot up to see Blaine standing in front of them.
"What are you doing here?" Kurt hissed.
"You're coming with me," he whispered.
"The hell I am. Blaine, go home and get some sleep 'cause, pardon my French, you look like shit." Kurt looked back down at his vegetarian pizza.
"Damn, Kurt." Sebastian was knocked for six. He'd never heard Kurt curse before. "You get more amazing every second." Sebastian kissed Kurt on the cheek. Blaine turned red at this public sign of affection.
"You love him, don't you?" Blaine's eyes were filling with tears.
"God, what is with you and the waterworks?" Kurt exclaimed, throwing his hands up. "Every time something bad happens, you start with the puppy dog look and then you scrunch up your face like you're going to cry and I'm supposed to tell you I love you. That's always how it works. Not this time. Not anymore. Blaine, get out of my life." Blaine grabbed Kurt by the upper arm and hauled him from his seat.
"Let me go. You're making a scene," Kurt snapped. People were now looking at them and Kurt blanched, prying the shorter boy's hand from his arm. "Go home."
"I'm not going anywhere without you," he said, crossing his arms stubbornly.
"Did everything I just said just go right over your head? You see, this is your problem, Blaine. You don't listen to anyone. It's always about you, nobody else. No wonder you've never had a boyfriend before me." Blaine's eyes widened. Nick and Jeff looked from Kurt to Blaine, their mouths open in shock.
"Kurt?"
"Not now, Seb." Kurt waved a hand. Sebastian sat down and watched Kurt, worried that the brunet would do something he may regret.
"You don't mean that," Blaine whispered. "You're just mad. Kurt, don't do this, please."
"Go back to Ohio and forget everything we ever shared," Kurt said. He stood up and left the restaurant. Sebastian sat still for a moment before chasing after him. Nick and Jeff looked at each other and followed Sebastian, leaving Blaine standing alone.
"What are you all looking at?" he snarled and people turned back to their food.
Sebastian found Kurt sitting at the fountain on campus, his head in his hands. He sat down next to him and pulled him close.
"You're okay, Kurt. I'm here for you," he said.
"Why can't he just go away?" Kurt sighed. "I can't move on if he keeps stalking me like this. I just want you, Seb."
"Love you too, Kurt," Sebastian smiled.
"Kurt!" Sebastian flinched at the volume of Nick and Jeff's voices. "We love you too."
"You guys are gonna give me a fucking heart attack," Sebastian panted. "Stop sneaking up on people!"
"Sorry, Seb," Jeff apologized. "We'll calm down, right, Nicky?"
"Yeah, sorry, Sebastian," Nick added.
"Thank you both," Sebastian said.
"Hey, Seb, Kurt, two guys I don't know," Christian said, passing by with the same girl he was in bed with.
"Going back to our dorm for more sex?" Sebastian asked.
"Why, you going up there? The room is for whoever gets there first," Christian challenged.
"Just go. But at least leave a damn sock or something on the door so no one else has to see you two getting it on." Sebastian settled himself and wrapped an arm around Kurt.
"You just wish you were as sexually active as I was."
"I was and much more. I bedded every guy in my private school," Sebastian replied. "But I have changed. I am a slut no longer."
"You didn't get me or Jeff," Nick quipped.
"Nick's in denial." Sebastian waved this off.
"Um, Nicky…?" Looking over at his boyfriend, Nick paled.
"No! No, no, no, no, no. Dear God, no. Jeffy, why?"
"It was during that break you wanted to take," Jeff mumbled.
"So it's my fault you slept the biggest whore in the world?" Nick demanded.
"Watch it, Duval," Sebastian warned.
"I need to go think this over." Nick stood up and walked away, muttering to himself.
"Nick!" Jeff moved to follow him, but Kurt took his hand.
"Just give him time," he whispered. Jeff plopped down next to Kurt, tears filling his eyes. Kurt rubbed Jeff's back.
"It's all Sebastian's damn fault," Nick grumbled to himself; he was throwing rocks into the lake in Central Park.
"Do you want Sebastian gone?" a voice asked. Nick turned to see Blaine. The short, curly-haired boy was shivering, but he was staring intently at Nick. "We can make sure he never hurts another poor guy."
"Blaine, you're obviously unstable. I can't be around you," Nick replied. "Kurt's my friend. I don't want to ruin his life, like you already did."
"You have no idea what happened, so shut it," Blaine hissed. "Do you or do you not want Sebastian gone? I can guarantee that you will love Jeff forever if Sebastian Smythe is out of the way. Choose wisely, Nicholas, because if you get into this, there's no way out."