Disclaimer: I do not own anything pertaining to Rumiko Takashi's work. Ok I do own this story and characters not in any of the series by said author and anything that sounds like something by someone else is purely coincidental.

I'm a girl Ch 6

"Talking"

Shouting

'Thinking'

*Sound Affects*

{Written Words}

(Chinese)

"What?" Akane asked shocked at the declaration. "How can you be fine about this?"

"Maybe because I really don't have a problem with it." Ranma answered as she continued shoveling food into her mouth.

"Then it's settled Ranma and Ryoga are hereby formally engaged." Megumi announced causing Ryoga to pale.

"Bu bu but." Ryoga tried saying in protest.

"The sooner that you come to terms with it the better it'll be for you." Megumi told his son as he poured a glass of water over his head. "Besides your whining makes you sound like a girl. So be one." Ryoga's response was to bang her head on the table repeatedly.

"I seem to recall a very similar conversation from two other people I know." Soun mumbled more to himself than anyone else as he was planning his escape.

Any further conversation was interrupted by a jangling of a bicycle bell as Shampoo hopped over the outer wall carrying a delivery box.

"Airen dinner." Shampoo said happily setting the bowl in front of Ranma. She stopped short when she noticed that Ranma was in female garments. "Why airen dress like girl? Ranma should dress like normal and change back."

"I am normal Shampoo." Ranma said looking at the bowl in front of her. "Is there something in here?"

"No nothing at all just change back and eat." Shampoo said as she poured hot water over Ranma and promptly dropped the kettle she was using in surprise because Ranma didn't change. Uncorking a small bottle she dumped its contents into the Ramen. "Whoever want can have." She declared before disappearing back over the wall she came over.

"I knew she must have put something in there." Ranma mumbled before shoving it towards Akane. "Here you know you want it."

"Uh thanks I guess." Akane said uncertainly as she accepted the bowl and looked at it warily.

"Don't worry whatever was in it she neutralized so it's safe." Ranma assured Akane before she dug in.

"What was that just now?" Megumi asked coming out of his shock.

"Just some amazon that's been after Ranma for the last few months or so." Nabiki answered.

"Hey I thought she was after Ryoga." Ranma said indignantly.

"Why would she be after me? It was you." Ryoga said before she stopped speaking as she recalled a memory that was given to her by Ranma. 'Oh great according to Ranma I'm the one to defeat Shampoo. I'll go along on most things. But on this I draw the line.'

OOooOO

"Grandma big problem. Ranma girl." Shampoo said worried as she stormed through the door.

"Calm down child besides Ranma is half girl anyways." Cologne said.

"(But Great Grandmother you don't understand Ranma is actually a girl. She doesn't change back with hot water and she thinks she was born a girl.)" Shampoo said in her native tongue.

"(This is bad if what you say is true.)" Cologne replied in kind.

"(It is true you have to believe me.)" Shampoo insisted before she started rambling.

"(Calm down calm down we'll get to the bottom of this.)" Cologne said as she attempted to calm Shampoo.

"(You must help my husband return to himself.)" Shampoo said as she began crying.

'This isn't good and I had just concocted that aphrodisiac for Ranma to make him fall for Shampoo. Good thing I made the antidote for it seeing as she had to neutralize it.' Cologne thought looking to verify the delivery before commanding. "Shampoo give everyone their orders to go we're closing for the day."

OOooOO

Meanwhile in another dimension. "Peorth my office." Rang a quiet voice heard by all as it reverberated through the halls of heaven.

"What did you do this time?" The secretary asked as Peorth walked by.

"Not a clue what's going on." Peorth answered curtly as she stood in front of the double doors leading to Kami-sama's office hesitating a second before knocking.

"It's open my child." A kind voice said before she had a chance to knock. As she entered the room closing the door behind her she felt her body shrink to that of a eight year old before she scurried to her lords feet at his beckoning.

"What is your request Abba?" Peorth asked hugging his legs.

"In a bit first give me the honor of a few minutes of your company." Kami-sama requested as Peorth complied by crawling into his lap snuggling into his chest as he stroked her hair his hands glowing relaying his instructions into her conscious mind as she relaxed into a restful sleep.

About five minutes later outside time Peorth left Kami-sama's office on a mission though it was evident that there was more of a spring in her step than before. Returning to her post overseeing Yggdrasil called. "Get Belldandy on the line."

OOooOO

"Moshi Moshi Morisato residence. Oh hello Peorth." Belldandy said catching Urd's interest with the name. "Oh I see. Yes she should be delighted. Yes we'll be waiting further instructions. Ok bye now." Belldandy finished her conversation before replacing the receiver.

"What did she have to say?" Urd asked with obvious distaste.

"Kami-sama wishes you to report to Yggdrasil control room immediately. You will be briefed there." Belldandy answered in her cheery voice.

"Oh great now I have to work." Urd said in greatly exaggerated exasperation. "I suppose. Let's get this over with." Urd finished as she disappeared into the TV.

After much arguing finished by a direct command from Kami-sama Urd temporarily took over Peorth's position while Peorth left to do her Lord's bidding.

OOooOO

"Just get out the gate and I'm home free." Soun Tendo said to himself as he snuck across the yard his loaded pack slung over his shoulders. As he opened the gate he stopped dead seeing a face he thought he would never see again. "Kimiko." He mouthed so shocked was he.

"It's been awhile Soun." The formally dead Kimiko Tendo answered with a smile.

OOooOOooOO

We know that it may seem rushed but come on we spent a month trying to think of something to make seem not so much.

And we got nothing zip Nada.

Thanks for finishing that Chris. So ya hope you like it. Sayanora please review.