Hello everyone, I am back again. I have had a long time off from writing as I have had a major case of writers block and have been so busy with work and things like that. Anyways back to my story, I have decided to write a story about the diary of the characters of friends like their feelings, thoughts and so on. Enough yapping lets get on with the story.

Thought I would give myself a birthday present to everyone else to update, as I haven't updated this one for ages. Hope you enjoy

Chapter 6 - The One With the Butt. - Chandler.

October 27, 1994

Well first of all that play three words Oh my god. It was very you know what I actually have no words what so ever about that play, just that Joey was okay, wasn't the best but hey that is alright, least he got paid for it and hopefully pay towards his half of the rent this month. I can't believe that Rachel was actually so excited to see his play for a start until it begun they all looked very bored and annoyed with it but we are Joeys friends and have to support him in whatever he wants to do otherwise we are not good friends. At least now he has an agent to help him get job roles and stuff now, Still thought it was funny when she thought that Mon and Rach were actresses too, so funny.

I met aurora at that play too, it was fun for a start but then got boring especially when I found out that she has a husband and a boyfriend already, and then me and gets another one. It was just sex and got boring after a while, definitely had to think about everything and when I found out she had another boyfriend after me I thought that it was it and I couldn't be with her no more it was great whilst it lasted. At first it was great because I thought great just sex no commitment what so ever and then like I said it got annoying so I broke it off, I didn't want to but it was for the best.

Bless Rachel only trying to help out and clean the apartment and then moved some things back to where they shouldn't have been and Monica trying to be a kook hilarious bless her she could not do it, We all have stupid things that we have to do or can not do. She couldn't even use a mug or glass with out a coaster because she was afraid that it would leave watermarks on the table which could happen but then us lot winding her up about it probably didn't help her obsession, I remember her telling me that she could not sleep cause her shoes were in the wrong place.

Joey finally got the part in a movie but he blew it because the director was a bit of a butt hole and Joey was just doing what he was told by showering like he was supposed to be, His part was Al pi chinos butt double. We all thought it was funny for a start and kept making jokes of him about it and stuff. Even he did admit in the end it was quite funny, although he wouldn't tell anybody else that just me. I don't think he wanted to admit to anyone that he didn't do too well to his parents cause he already told them he had gotten the part but he had to tell them eventually cause he said something about they all know what his butt looks like which is quite disturbing to be honest but hey that's joey he comes out with some strange stuff. I can still not believe my eyes when I walked in on him lotioning his butt up, I wish I had actually listened to Monica on that one as I very very horrified about that.

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