"Whatza matter Beyawned?"

"C'mon honey. We gotta go." B grabbed her hand and hopped off the bench, hitting the ground running. Big Shirley was in hot pursuit, she knew she wouldn't be able to catch up to them so she decided to use her ace in the hole…

"Beyawned, what's happening?!"

"I'll tell you later!"

Suddenly the world went black, B thought he had gone blind at first but on glance at the sky told him that he was still sighted....and in big trouble.

"Is it a solar eclipse?" asked one person from the crowd.

"No...its a....OH MY GOD ITS A FAT CHICK!!!"

And sure enough, there was Big Shirley, in the air blocking out the entire sun. Beyond had only seen this move once in his entire life. Xerox still hadn't stopped the screaming.

"StAy AwAy fRom My BeYonD!!!!!" Big Shirley roared as she came crashing down on B's frightened girlfriend.

BOOM!

Big Shirley landed face down on the poor girl, her fat rolls waving like the midsummer tide. Horrified spectators looked on as Big Shirley rose out of the crater she had permanently indented in the concrete.

"DANNIE!!!!" screamed B. He rushed into the crater, frantically searching for any traces of his girl. L and the others came rushing towards the commotion.

"ShE wOn'T tAkE wHaT's MiNe...."

"Oh no....I can't let her do this! Think Lawli, think!" thought L frantically. He reached in his pocket and immediately thought of a plan.

"Shirley!" called out L. She turned her massive head around.

L pulled out a rainbow lollipop. Shirley's eyes grew wide.

"You want it?"

"CANDY!!!!" Big Shirley came bounding towards L. L swung his arm around 3 times and threw that lolli as far as he could. Big Shirley followed it, running off into the distance.

Everyone rushed over to Beyond and Dannie. He was pulling her up out of the rubble.

"Are you ok baby?"

Dannie shook herself and flashed B a toothy smile. "Yep!" she replied cheerfully.

"Thanks L. We woulda been dead meat had yall not been spying on us."

"I'm just thankful that girl is gone." said L.

"Girl?" asked Near. "That was no girl, that was King Kong with titties."