(Total Drama Aftermath Theme)
Blaineley:
Welcome to Total Drama Aftermath. We have a great show today.
Geoff:
Why did I agree to another season with her?
Blaineley:
Read the teleprompter Geoff.
Geoff:
Tonight we will have interviews with past contestants but first let's introduce today's Peanut Gallery! The Model Justin! (Justin smiles while looking in his mirror), Runner up of Total Drama Action, Beth! (Beth Smiles and Waves), Animal lover, DJ! (DJ Smiles), Our very first winner, Owen! Also Sierra!
Sierra:
Cody is amazing (hyperventilates)
Geoff:
Moving on we have the contestants from Total Drama Revenge of the Island! Staci! (she gets ready to talk but Geoff moves on) Sam! (he waves and then starts playing his handheld again), Dakota (regressed back into a human stands up and does several poses gets pushed to sit back down), B! (Waves), Brick (Salutes), Anne-Maria! (applying another layer of hairspray), Cameron! (waves and then coughs from Anne Maria's Hairspray), Jo! (Scowls), Scott! (Fully recovered he waves), Mike! (Smiles and waves and looks at Zoey), And Zoey! (Zoey smiles and waves)
Zoey:
One more thing since we never got to do this on our season (Kisses Mike)
(The Audience Cheers)
Blaineley:
Should we welcome our first guest?
Geoff:
Well how about we play That's gonna leave a mark first?
Blaineley:
Fine with me.
(Harold goes to pet the Beaver and it bites him in the Kiwis)
(The Audience Laughs)
Geoff:
(Laughing) Oh that's gonna hurt the kids.
Blaineley:
He has to get close enough to a woman for that to Happen Geoff.
Geoff:
Next Clip!
(Kevin tries climbing a tree but then flips and falls on his head)
(Audience laughs)
(Bridgette throws a Gemmy and hits Duncan in the face with it)
(Audience Laughs)
Geoff:
Oh it brings a tear to your eye.
Blaineley:
Okay introducing our first guest. Everybody's favorite Homeschooled, Chauvinistic, Freak, Ezekiel!
(audience is Silent)
Ezekiel:
(comes out and waves thensits on the couch)
Geoff:
What's up Zeke?
Ezekiel:
Well I'm upset about getting voted out first.
Blaineley:
Voted out first AGAIN! 3 Times how does that feel Zeke?
Ezekiel:
Really crummy yo.
Geoff:
I feel ya man. I was voted out first once.
Blaineley:
Do you think they unfairly booted you?
Ezekiel:
Yeah. I mean I just lost an eating challenge eh. I'd dominate in other challenges ya know?
Blainely:
Well I'm about to fall asleep time to bring out our next contestant. Sadie!
(Audience Cheers)
Sadie:
Hey guys.
Geoff:
Hey Sadie. So any regrets?
Sadie:
Yeah I should have listened to Harold that's all I can say.
Blaineley:
How much do you miss Katie?
Sadie:
So much but I hope she makes it so far this time.
Geoff:
That's cool so is there anything you have to say about people left in the game?
Sadie:
Harold is sneaky.
Blaineley:
Yes he is playing very hard this season.
Sadie:
Heather is very sneaky too.
Blaineley:
You didn't need to tell us that.
Sadie:
Well I really like Dawn. She's sweet.
Blaineley:
Super Sweet.
Geoff:
She's one of the nicest competitors. And she's friends with Bridge so I'm happy with her too.
Sadie:
Yeah. Bridgette is awesome too.
Blaineley:
Okay. What do you think of Kevin and Dawn's friendship?
Sadie:
It's dangerous that the other team could possibly be using one of our players. But Harold's plan with them was very smart. But I still don't know if it'll work.
Geoff:
Why don't you think it'll work?
Sadie:
Kevin might be playing Dawn in that case if TLL has the numbers they'll vote off TVAD one by one.
Blaineley:
And at the rate TVAD is going that will happen.
Sierra:
I don't think so Remember Overconfidence then blowing it syndrome?
Blaineley:
Shut Up Sierra. Cody is on the winning team so be happy.
Geoff:
Well it's time for our first break.
*Commercial*
Blaineley:
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Geoff:
Ooh makes you wan to buy a razor doesn't it Blaineley?
Blainely:
Well we have a new segment were we have a reporter interview current contestants. This weeks reporter was Owen.
(they run a clip of Owen Interviewing Campers)
Owen:
Hello TV Viewers. It's me Owen and I will interview 2 contestants this week and I've decided to interview the 2 new contestants.
Owen:
So Kevin it's nice to meet you.
Kevin:
Nice to meet you too Owen I'm a big fan. *smiles*
Owen:
Well what is it like playing with star players of Total Drama?
Kevin:
Overwhelming a lot of these players are phenominal.
Owen:
Do you consider yourself a social player or a strategic player?
Kevin:
Both but more Strategic. My Strategic side really hasn't come out yet since we haven't had a vote.
Owen:
I see. Who do you consider your closest ally?
Kevin:
Dawn for sure. Then probably Trent.
Owen:
Thanks for the talk dude.
Kevin:
No problem buddy. (shakes Owen's hand)
(Audience Cheers)
Geoff:
He seems like a good dude.
Blaineley:
But his Friendship with Dawn still may be dangerous.
Geoff:
Maybe but I want to see his strategic side.
Blaineley:
If Team Loser ever actually loses we might.
Geoff:
Now we'll answer viewer mail.
Blaineley:
This is from Ricky from Alberta.
Ricky:
Hey Guys! I'm a huge fan I love Heather.
(Crowd gasps)
Geoff:
Heather?
Ricky:
Her mean attitude makes her so Hot I'd pay for her to insult me.
Blaineley:
(turns TVoff) Okay let's talk to our next guest. Leshawna!
(Leshawna comes out and everybody boos including Blaineley)
Geoff:
Oh harsh. What do you think that's about?
Leshawna:
It's because I broke up with Harold.
(Audience boos)
Leshawna:
Listen yall. I didn't mean to hurt the boy. When I saw him all heartbroken it broke my heart too. I hope He can still at least be my boy after this is done.
Blaineley:
I think it's time for Truth or Hammer.
(a hammer is suspended over Leshawna's head)
Leshawna:
(Gulps)
Blaineley:
Just tell the truth and you won't have anything to worry about.
Leshawna:
Bring it on baby!
Blaineley:
Do you feel bad for ripping Harold's heart out and eating it in front of him and then regurgitating it on him?
Leshawna:
Yes I do.
(hammer doesn't move and the audience awes)
Blaineley:
Do you feel so bad that you'd go back out with him?
Leshawna:
No. If I go out with him I'll be in the same situation and I'll have to dump him again.
(hammer stays still)
Geoff:
That's enough questions.
Leshawna:
Harold when you watch this I just want you to know I'm sorry. I didn't want to hurt you. You don't deserve me you deserve better and I know you'll get it too sugar.
(audience awes and cheers)
Blaineley:
What you all forgive her now?! What happened to the Anger? For the Love of God somebody throw something (gets hit with Microphone)
Geoff:
I'm sorry I couldn't resist.
Leshawna:
Boy You crazy. (laughs)
Geoff:
Well it's time for Owen's next interview with Nirvana.
Owen:
Hey Nirvana what's up?
Nirvana:
*smiles* Nothing much.
Owen:
How is it playing with TD legends?
Nirvana:
I love it everybody is so awesome and I'm on the best team ever we're 4/4 we're incredible.
Owen:
You have a thing for Tyler I see wanna talk about that?
Nirvana:
I can talk about Tyler for hours. He is a great guy he's funny and well he tries to be athletic and his attempts are adorable.
Owen:
Can you see yourself winning?
Nirvana:
I wouldn't be here If I didn't think I could win. There is no point of playing if you don't think you can win.
Owen:
Is there anyone you do not like?
Nirvana:
Courtney. She's just a little too prim and proper for my taste.
Owen:
Thanks for the answers.
Nirvana:
No problem You're awesome.
(Audience cheers)
Geoff:
She seems like a chick I'd like to party with.
Blaineley:
Yes she is a cool girl. And I can see her going very far she seems to be well liked.
Geoff:
She is definitely one of my picks.
Blaineley:
And finally our final Guest: Izzy!
Izzy:
(Swings in on a Chord doing the Tarzan scream and lands) And she sticks the landing (laughs)
Blainely:
Welcome Izzy. How are you?
Izzy:
I'm okay Blaineley. Hi Geoff!
Geoff:
Hey Izzy.
Izzy:
Like I said I'm doing fine. Just bummed I'm out of the game. I think my team made a mistake.
Blaineley:
Really?
Izzy:
Yeah I'm great at so many things. I scared a beaver away yes but I can do anything. You saw me swing in here see other people wouldn't do that.
Blaineley:
I see. So did you think you were going to win?
Izzy:
Of course I thought so. I wish I did.
Geoff:
So Izzy. How was it competing with your team?
Izzy:
It sucked we lost 4 challenges in a row. In other knews did you know I had my Chainsaw taken away from me?
Geoff:
Really?
Izzy:
Yeah something about me being a danger to myself or everybody else.
Geoff:
Okay.
Blaineley:
Well It's been fun chatting with you Izzy. Well we're running out of time but before we go We have the Player of the Week. This Week's player of the week goes to: Heather! she will get a package containing her prize. soon.
(Heather opens box and is knocked out by a spring loaded boxing glove)
Blaineley:
Well that's all the time we have. Until next Time I'm Blaineley
Geoff:
And I'm Geoff.
Blaineley:
Signing off for Total Drama Aftermath.
(Ending Theme)