Me: Hello again, Toonsters! Skyhawker101 is back after a long dormancy! And with me, is none other than Buster Bunny!
Buster: What's up Toonsters?
Me: Anyway, we just want to remind you that I own nothing.
Buster: Actually, you own the laptop that's making this story possible!
Me: Okay, I own that, but I don't own anything in this story.
Buster: Oh, okay! Well,let's start this party, Buster style!
The Weenie Burger, an eating administration that toons go to hang out, and eat their artery clogging, fattening cuisine. The Warners, not too long ago had received a letter from an anonymous sender saying to meet this person at the Weenie Burger, and not to tell anyone. The Warners arrived, at 4:00, while this toon tavern is as dry as a bone, save for one toon. The Warners looked at the toon, and said, "Are you the sender of this note?" Then, the toon turned around, and revealed himself to be... "Wally?!"
"Yes. I came here to learn more about you guys, and I thought us being alone here would help with that." Dot smiled and said, "Are you sure that's the only reason you wanted us alone?" Wally blushed and said, "Sorry, but I already have a girl. Look, I know what it's like to be an outcast. Before I came to Acme Loo, I used to attend the rival school, Perfecto Prep."
"Perfecto what?"
Wally then explained that Perfecto was a school that taught toons to be, well, not toons. They didn't teach toon trade tricks, although they did teach them to be total jerks, cheaters and evil toons. Wally was once a student in this school, because his uncle, Wolfson, thought he was too polite, and needed a good pull in the tail, as it were. This was also the place that he met Rhubella, and her friend, Margot Mallard. During his time at Perfecto, many people called him a mutt, and Ruby made him her "dog," basically, but over time, Ruby learned to love that pup. Eventually, Wally transferred to Acme, where, after the Acme Bowl, the most crucial game in the school year, Ruby transferred as well.
"So, you see, you and I are not so different after all. I was an outcast once." Feeling sad, Yakko said, "That's one thing we don't have in common. We were outcasts all our lives." Wally said, "Guys, stop beating yourselves up! You can't be serious." Dot pulled out a strange film roll from her skirt and said, "Wanna bet?" Wakko placed a part of the film in one ear, and the roll in his hands. Suddenly Wakko's eyes began to flicker, like a movie projector.
The film playing was in the fashion of an old news reel, and this film held the secrets of the Warners' origin.
"News Reel of the Stars! Dateline: Burbank, California, 1938. The Warner Brothers Studio. Home to such cartoons as Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, and the rest of the Looney Tune gang. However, the manager, Thaddeus J. Plotz Sr, pressures the animation department to create new cartoons for the next decade. Eventually, the boys down at Termite Terrace create three new characters, the Warner Brothers, and their sister, Dot."
Then, the film showed the Warners in the final stage of development. Then, the three jumped from the paper they were drawn on, and leapt into the animator's, and the female nurse's arms and said, "Helloooooooo, Nurse!"
"Unfortunately, the trio was completely out of control! The toons wreaked havoc all over the studio! Whether it was defacing studio property, pantsing the live action stars, or drawing moustaches on the face of people, these three children were the most wanted in the studio, until their capture. The Warners films, which made absolutely no sense, were locked in the studio vault, never to be released. As for the Warners themselves, who made even less sense, they were locked away in the studio water tower, also never to be released."
The film ended after that.
Yakko then continued, "Then, in the early 90's we escaped, and that started the era of Animaniacs."
"However, the ride wasn't to last, because in 1998, they cancelled us, and we were sent to the water tower once again." Wakko sniffed a bit in sadness.
"Well," Wally said, "if you do get expelled, you still have a home with them."
"No, we don't.," Dot said. "You see, we were sent here because we were to chaotic for Plotsy's taste, and they thought that they would send us here, for a new home. So, if we get the boot, we go out on the street." The three Warners started to cry openly. Then they heard a voice. "We aren't gonna let that happen!"
The Warners turned their heads in surprise, and saw every Acme Loo student, minus Max, standing in front of the door. Wally asked, "How long were you standing there?"
"Long enough, Lobito. Long enough.," Rhubella said. A white duck with red hair and a purple shirt said, "Yeah! We'll keep you here, or my name ain't Gosalyn Mallard!" Buster said, "We'll help in anyway we can." Babs, now in the guise of a judge, said, "But, in order to exonerate you of these allegations, you must learn to control yourselves." Spinning back to normal, Babs then finished, "And if I spin into a clown again, no mallets, okay?" The Warners smiled, not their usual goofy smiles, these smiles were genuine, and pure. "OKAY!" The Warners now made the step in the right direction. But, unknown to them, they were being watched. The question was by who?
"Well, it seems the Loosers got a couple of new accomplices, but if they mess up again, they go bye-bye! Let's give them a gentle push...OFF THE EDGE!"
Me: Uh, oh! Look's like trouble in Acme Acres! Who could be plotting against the Acme Loo students? As if you didn't know!
Wally: No flames, or I'll go Fangface on you!
