A/N Yay, longish chapter! I'm thinking about changing the title to Monster of the Mushroom Kingdom, what do you people think?

Luigi and Yoshi strolled quietly through the forest. The green plumber wasn't sure why he wanted to search here, but it seemed like a good place to start. The light of the setting sun filtered through the trees, landing in patches on the ground. The duo started to figure out their plan of attack, hoping that the vampire was here and Luigi wasn't wrong about this forest

"So, we should go here first and then here..."

An hour passed, but they found nothing. They spilt up, in hopes that could cover more ground. As it got darker, Luigi found that he was losing concentration. When the sun set finally, Luigi was stumbling around, tripping over everything.

Why do I feel so tired all of sudden? Luigi thought to himself. Then everything went black.

It was dark, and Yoshi was getting tired of searching. Hopefully, Luigi would end the search for the night, and would start again tomorrow. Now then, where was his buddy? Yoshi entered a clearing when he got the strange feeling that he was being watched. The bushes rustled, and Yoshi spun around to face them.

"What was that?" He slowly drew an egg and prepared to fire.

Several minutes passed, and just as Yoshi was about to leave, the bushes rustled again. Then a very familiar person stepped out. It was Luigi, except he looked very different.

"AAAAAHHHH!" Yoshi blindly threw the egg, turned around, and starting sprinting away.

He stopped for a moment to pick up Luigi's cap, and to aim and fire another egg. The dinosaur didn't care if it missed, he was too busy thinking while trying to get out of there.

His only thoughts were: Luigi is the vampire. Luigi. Is. The. Vampire.

Luckily, he got out of there quick enough, and soon he was pounding on Mario's door.

"Mario! MARIO!"

"What? What's wrong Yoshi?"

"LUIGI'S THE VAMPIRE!"

"What? You're kidding me, right?"

"I'm not kidding! He attacked me! I don't think he knows, though."

"Okay then. Come in, I gotta go call Peach."

"Can I sleep on your couch?"

"Sure."

Mario picked up the phone, and started dialing Peach. If he was lucky, Peach would be awake and he wouldn't have to deal with an angry princess.

"Hello? Mario?"

"Peach! I need backup!"

"Why? Isn't Luigi with you?"

"Well, apparently he's the vampire." Mario hoped it was a good enough explanation.

"Okay. They'll be over as fast as they can." Peach then hung up.

Mario sighed. Poor Luigi, now he was going to get hurt and it wasn't his fault.

Peach smiled. So they finally found the vampire. Who would have expected it was timid Luigi? Finally, her plan could get started when Mario captures Luigi. She laughed, thinking of how Bowser would beg to surrender.

Mario and several armed Toads ran through the forest. With the noise the Toads were making, Luigi must be deaf or something if he hasn't heard them. A bush rustled to the side, and Mario motioned to the Toads to stop.

"I'm going to check it out. You guys stay here."

"Yes sir!"

The plumber cautiously crept into the bushes, hoping that whatever it was wouldn't attack him. His foot brushed against something, and he looked down. It was Luigi, out cold, with very sharp teeth.

The Toads looked up when the bushes rustled. Mario walked out, with Luigi on his back.

"Sir! Do you need help?"

"Just help me take him to the castle."

The trip to the castle was quiet, except for the occasional Toad's sword hitting the ground. Mario was glad he didn't to fight Luigi, but he was still worried. How do they cure him? Peach met the group as they entered the castle.

"So, did he put up a fight?"

"No. He was out when I found him."

"Take him to the room next to mine. I'll take care of him there."

Mario carefully dragged Luigi up to the room. It was just a simple bedroom, with only a bed. He pushed his brother onto the bed, and left, not knowing what Peach was going to do.

"Bye Mario! Have a good night!"

"Bye!"

Peach turned around and smiled. Stupid Mario, he should had remembered the meeting.

Random update time. I have five other stories on the way, and their titles are: Trust Your Doctor, (Finally, a story not featuring Luigi! It has zombies as well!) Cracks in the Universe, (theory fic) Mini Luigi, (Why, why do Mini Marios have no stories?) Boo Tag, and The Cake is a Lie (random lol fic.) Review?