CHAPTER 52: Howard Hughes's Grand Daughter.
"We… missed you so much" –tells Matthew McConaughey, whipping a bit while being kneeled down before his empress.
Then the ominous and radiant figure steps a bit forward and gently says: "d'aww, come here, my men. I know you've missed me despite us having been having brain to brain in a regular basis and you having your Gail sex dolls; because only Gail is good enough for either of you, you have your taste spoiled to the point you only go for the best woman in existence, don't you?" –she opens up her arms in a welcoming gesture as the famous men gather to hug her warmly. She giggles and says: "You need the real deal; I can take care of that, but we can't do it in front of all these people. Let me ask them what they want …I've never seen them before".
"I swear I can kill myself if I have to go any longer without you" –Robin Williams says.
"What the fuck is going on, dude? Has it just been implied that all these world class actors and a world leader are in love with this woman? …and they have… SEX DOLLS OF HER? This is becoming too much" –Sean Paul says being fed up with the events around him.
"Hey, don't be an asshole; these guys share a deep and intense love for this woman and you aren't one to judge them in their endeavors" –Mary Sue interjects making use of her righteous wisdom.
"And you are not one to talk back to me. I am the leader of this squad and you maggots may only speak when spoken to" –states Sean Paul while threateningly shaking his fist at Mary Sue but his expression is quickly changed when we turns his sight at the mysterious woman who's about to speak.
"You don't seem fit to me to be the leader of anything; so you're demoted …and the girl can take your position" –the woman says.
"Who are you to demote me? I've never seen or heard of you… this is ridiculous" –replies Sean Paul looking back at his men with an 'am I right' expression on his face.
"My name is Gail Chord Schuler; I am the supreme empress of earth" –states Gail.
Then, Sean Paul completely baffled and confused says: "What? I did not know earth had an empress… seriously; WTF is this shit?"
"now it does… now move aside because now I will only talk to these soldiers through this girl. What's your name dear?" –asks Gail as she comes down the hill.
"My name is Mary Sue" –replies Mary Sue.
"ahh… since the great Gary Stu sacrificed himself for our cause; it was prophesized that someone like him would come along someday… and I feel in my heart that someone is you" Gail speaks while putting her hands over Mary Sue's shoulders as she gives her a loving smile.
"Golly Gee Willikers, sweet and wise empress; I don't know what to say" –says Mary Sue at a loss for words.
Mary Sue up to this point had always been a sassy and condescending bitch, always threating everyone around with disrespect and dismissal, but now she seems to have come across someone she can truly respect and admire.
"Now we must stop Loree McBride and her Jesuits. Loree must be raping Brent Spiner in this very moment as we speak. Here, have the Mary Sue rifle; it can fire any kind of projectile after scanning it …hey, the rifle's got your name.. I just now realized that" –says Gail as she hands the weapon to Mary Sue.
"Thanks you so much; it's beautiful. Hey, are Jesuits those priest we fought earlier?" –asks Mary Sue after taking the rifle.
"If you had to fight any sort of priests here, yes. This planet is infested with them. Now let's go; we have a lot to do" –states Gail as she inspires everyone by raising her sword.