EnterMyHumbleAbode says: Yup. She's Beaten Me In All Areas: Length, Style And Funnyness. Gah. But It Is Really Good!
LozzT-In-Time says: I love this chapter! It's amazingly written and action-packed but really funny too!
ninja_marshmellows_r_attacking says: I HAVE MY LAPTOP BACK! Hurayyy! So I am now able to write chapter 5 :) So here it is, hope you enjoy!
CHAPTER FIVE
Ashh POV
So, there we stood, on a high street full of zombies. All I could do was stand, frozen in my place. My two friends were also still, like stone figures in the middle of the road. The scent of our flesh and blood must have been appealing to our unwanted guests, as masses of the undead started to come (at a very slow pace I may add) towards us.
A long moment later, the decaying humans were still not within striking distance.''Oh, come on! we could walk away from these things!'' I screamed, starting to get a little inpatient. Lizzy and Lozz simultaneously turned there heads and looked at me in disgust.
''What?'' I said , raising my eye brow ''Look, if I turn around and walk...''
Lizzy cut me off there, she was facing the other way and pointed. When I turned around I saw hundreds of zombies just standing, looking at our terrified faces.
''Oh man.'' I stuttered. Lozz raised one arm and pointed her index finger in the air.
''Back to the newsagents!'' she screamed, in the same tone she always does when standing in that quickly turned and sprinted to the shop over the road. Swerving in-between the living dead as we ran.
Once we were inside, we barricaded the windows with the shelves, stacked high with tinned food. We were just about finished when quiet mumbles where heard behind us: ''Brains...'' it stuttered in a emotionless tone. We turned around and gasped at the creature before us. Panicking, I picked up a can of tango and threw it at the decaying shopkeepers head. He dropped to the ground within seconds ''You've just been tangoed! '' I screamed , with a grin spread across my face. Lozz started to laugh whilst kicking the shopkeeper around the floor.
''Damn it Ash! That was the only can of tango in the whole shop, and you wasted it!'' Lizzy screamed. Lozz left the shopkeeper and walked calmly towards our aggravated friend. she stopped 20cm away from her and raised one hand slowly, showing no emotion, she slapped Lizzy with a lot of force.
''Shut up! Were surrounded by zombies that are hungry for our flesh and all you can think about is DAMN POP!'' she screamed, anger now filling her face. Lizzy and Lozz were locked in each others deathly stares. I stepped forward and pushed the two apart.
''Look, grab something to use as a weapon. Were getting out of here.'' I said. I tried to sound in control and calm but my hands were shaking, giving away my true emotion.
We split up and searched the shop; I found a paper weight and an inflatable hammer. I stood there for a moment weighing up the pros and cons of each item when Lozz walked through the door holding a pitchfork from out back
''Hey! That's not fair! I have a inflatable hammer and you have a pitchfork! Go and change it now!''
She let out a sigh, then threw the pitchfork behind her and headed for a different isle. Once she was gone, I picked up the gardening tool: another grin flashed across my face.
''Mwahaha!! '' I cried in an evil tone .
''You've took my pitchfork haven't you ?'' Lozz said from two isles down.
''How did you know!'' I said in a low voice , surely she couldn't of heard that.
'' I know everything.'' she replied.
A few minutes later we all gathered at the door of the shop.
''So were all ready to attack '' I said and the two girls nodded once ''OK, I've got my pitch fork, thank you Lozz '' I smiled and Lozz glared at me ''Lizzy you have your … earphones ?''
Her smile reached her eyes. ''Yep, and a rolled up mag!'' I sighed and held my eyes shut with my thumb and index finer, staying in that position as I asked Lozz: ''And what have you got then ?''
''A baguette '' she replied
''Right..'' I trailed off ''So you plan to make the zombies a sandwich? Great.''
She glared and swung for the back of my head with her baguette. It was like someone threw a house brick at me. I fell to the floor in an instant. The next thing I remember, I was sitting up against a shelf full of tinned pet food, the rims starting to hurt my back a little. Lozz was laughing and Lizzy was sitting listening to music.
''OK, Lozz I take it back, that is a good weapon. Just don't knock me out again.'' I murmured whilst getting back on my feet, rubbing the place where the baguette had hit my head. ''Lets go.''
I swung the door open and took a step outside , the zombies turned there heads slowly before stumbling towards us. '' charge! '' I cried as the three of us ran out into the crowd of the undead.
Lizzy swung round her earphones faster than a ninja in the moves, zombies were falling left, right and centre.
Lozz stood in one place, hitting the zombies heads like she was playing baseball with the Cullens.
My face dropped, once I cleared a small space around myself with the stolen pitchfork I could see a zombie sneaking up on Lozz '' Lozz turn around !'' I screamed. As she turned she swung her baguette. The zombie fell to the ground within seconds.
A/N: So, here we go again! Just a couple more chapters to go and then we'll think about writing up a sequel - a fanfic version of our Episode Two script: We Have Crabs!!! So review and tell us what you think!