Tekken Tag Tourney 2 Chapter 6; What's up with this talk show???
Disclaimer: *sing-song voice* Tekken you're so fine, you're so fine, too bad you're not mine, Tekken *farts* And no, I don't own anything else to that extent *pukes*
A/N: o_O Ahh!! Don't worry, I'm not that whacked out. By the way this is a side-chapter with me playing around with a talk-show environment. Narrator is having therapy at the moment which won't matter anyway with this chapter. No fighting!!! (not much anyway) P.S. I hope I got what you wanted Snake Edge. If not, I tried.
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Hwoarang: Live from Tokyo, Japan; it's Sunday Morning Live. Now your hosts, Ling Xiaoyuuuuu and Jiiiiiiiiiiin Kazaaaaaamaaaaa!!!!!
*Tekken characters in crowd and Jin + Xiaoyu in chairs*
Jin: Thank you for that Hwoarang. Now today we'll be showing you-
Xiaoyu: Special Education memories with Tekken characters-
Jin: a Halloween costume contest-
Xiaoyu: Stupid Devil tricks-
Jin: And most of all-
both: The Top 10 or so list!!!!!!!
Xiaoyu: But 1st we have confessions from Tekken fighters who were in special ed. as children.
Jin: So with that said, will someone from the audience share your experience with the world about your most embarrassing moments to later be used against you by everybody you know.
*everybody raises hand*
Jin: How about you? *points to the feeling-better-now-than-from-the-last-chapter Julia*
Julia: Yay!!! *sits in chair* Well it all started back in grade school *commence flash-back mode*
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I remember it like yesterday. All of us were in the same room with our teacher Mrs. Chang, which happened to be my mom.
Mrs. Chang: Julia sweetie, please stop torturing those butterflies.
young Julia: *has them in jar* But mom, they are butterflies. So they all deserve to die. *starts poking them with pencil* Bwhahaha!!!
Mrs. Chang: Jin, you really shouldn't be eating your toes.
young Jin: But they taste soooooo yummy!!!! *licks them*
Mrs. Chang: Forest, eating paste isn't good for you.
Forest: But my daddy puts it on his food all the time.
Mrs. Chang: *to herself* No wonder why I never eat at his restraunt. *out loud* Ling, your hair shouldn't be used as a paintbrush.
Xiaoyu: But Hwoarang ate the hair off mine. *shows hair-less paintbrush*
Chang: Now what have we told him about eating hair.
Hwoarang: Must eat hair, must have no hair, nobody should have hair... *pulls out scissors and starts hacking at peoples hair*
Mrs. Chang: Ugh, Steve stop KICKING that dog, Christie, stop hitting yourself with that, Miharu, don't put that in the light socket *zap*, and somebody get me an aspirin!!!
*end flashback*
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current Jin: Those were good times weren't they?
Xiaoyu: Sure were. We now have a tape of our parents in special ed.
Jin: Roll it!
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*young kids being shot on tape*
Mr. Wang: Settle down class. My name is Mr. Wang and I'll be your sub.
*all laugh*
Wang: OK whatever, Jun, will you answer the homework question for me?
Jun: The Devil speaks through me. *hiss*
Wang: Riiiight, Kazuya, will you answer?
Kazuya: The bunnies are after me!!!! Wahhhhhhh!!!!!!! *swats them away*
Wang: How about you Marshal?
Marshal: I like paste. I'll make a paste food restraunt.
Wang: How about Michelle?
Michelle: *swinging tomahawk at imaginary butterflies* They're out to get me! They deserve to die!!!
Wang: Kids!!! Nina stop flashing us, Anna stop mooning us, Lee stop painting yourself purple, Ganryu you won't be able to fit that bowling ball in your mouth, Marduck stop acting like a duck, King don't drink that, Yoshimitsu stop stabbing Kunimitsu, Bruce stop making Bryan cry like a sissified baby, Lei don't shoot Baek with that, and somebody please call a paramedic!!!!!!!!!!! *has heart-attack*
Kazuya: Quick what's the # to 911!!!
*all shrug*
*Wang burps*
*author barfs at overused joke*
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Jin: Okay, they wonder why we turned out so stupid dummies.
Xiaoyu: Is their anyone here that wasn't in special ed?
*Paul and Kuma raise hands err.... paws*
Paul: Just because I'm a biker and have this hair, people think I'm stupid. Hey I have a 175 I.Q. and Kuma has a 215. So don't judge us by how we look.
*all stare in awe*
Xiaoyu: Uhh..... Oh yeah! Time for the Halloween costume contest. Anybody wearing a costume come down here.
*both announcers start pacing rows of contestants*
Jin: So why did you dress as a duck MarDUCK?
Marduck: Quack quack quack.....Quack!!!
Xiaoyu: Very nice. Next we have Yoshimitsu dressed as a combination of Star Wa-
Yoshimitsu: Shh!! Copyright infringement.
Jin: Oh, Next up, King with a jaguar mask on.
King: But I always have this-
Xiaoyu: Sure you do, now we have Eddy dressed as some disco guy.
Eddy: The names Tiger, disco Tiger.
Jin: Walking up we see *sigh* my uncle dressed in purple.
Lee: Call me Violet, no wait!, Purple Pansy Man!!! *dons purple cape*
Xiaoyu: A. King, do you mind?
A. King: Sure. *casts Meteo on Lee*
Lee: X_X *dies*
Saddam Hussein: Oh my God, he just killed Lee.
Osama Bin Laden: The bastard.
*all look at them*
both: RUUUNNN!!!!
*both get tackled and held down*
Jin: I've just been informed that their was a raffle for the bodies of these two and it says here that Nina Williams and Bryan Fury have won the right to do what they please to them.
Nina: I'll take this one. *grabs Saddam* I shall peel your eyelids of and give you a strict diet of sleeping pills. ^_^
Bryan: And I shall peel your *grabs Osama* skin off and throw you into a pool of vinegar. ^_^
Lei: Glad it's not me. ^_^
Bryan: You're joining him too.
3 torturees: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *get drug off*
Xiaoyu: Back to uh.. costumes *steps over Lee's body* we have Ogre dressed as an angel.
Ogre: And I also have a pretty little harp too. *shows*
Jin: Cute, and last we have Christie Montiero which I assume is dressed up as J-Lo.
Christie: *wearing her P.2 costume* I was going for more of the Betty Boop look this time. *boo-boo-be-doop*
Xiaoyu: All right, the votes are in and the winner is............ Lee for the purple rotting corpse costume look.
Jin: Congrats for him. And now what you have been waiting for. The top 10 or so list.
This week the top 10 things heard by the game creators that show Tekken is going downhill.
10. Why don't we add a disproportioned Koala bear to the list of characters.
9. How about another mimic-all character to boot.
8. Let's see what Heihachi looks like with his hair down. *points to Paul*
7. Let's resurrect all the characters in some lame excuse to milk their popularity.
6. How about having Lei dress in all pink and call him Magenta.
5. Or better yet have Nina wear nothing but Scotch tape next time around. *pervs* v_v
4. We shall never let Heihachi die. *bwahahahaha*
3. How about letting them fly on rocket packs and shoot fireballs.
2. We should let them run around a city shooting cops and other people. *cough* GTA *hack*
And #1.......
1. Wasn't Yoshimitsu originally from Soul Calibur?
*bad tune starts playing*
Jin: That's all the time we have folks. Sorry Devil, we went overtime and won't have time to see you.
Devil: O....oook.....kay..... *cries* Nobody.......loves...me.
Xiaoyu: That's right. See you later folks.
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A/N: AAhhhhh!!! Writer's block is the pits. Sorry about the lame top 10. You guys could give me some ideas for them and I'll feature them *cough another lame voting idea*. All right, more fighting to come and this could be another segment or story all together.................Well how long did you expect me to have fresh ideas before running cold!!! *starts getting drug off* Ssssaaaaaavvvvvveeeeee mmmyyyyy sssstttttoooooorrrrrrryyyyyyyy......