Me: Well I finally ran out the mob. I guess tiring them out during the movie was a smart move.
Chavonne while resting a headache: Be quiet! Ow.
Me: Ok geez. Well at least can you do the disclaimer since you're the only cast member that doesn't hate me.
Chavonne while glaring at me: Chavonnie26 only owns me, Charles and herself. And Sabrina belongs to princessbinas.
Me: Great let's get on with the movie.
"All right people let's get ready to shoot." Chavonnie26 said nicely.
Everyone looked at her like she had gone crazy and they had every right to. The day before she was screaming and yelling and now she was bringing in brownies and cake and being nicer than nice.
'Something doesn't smell right and it's not just the smell of Sam and Beastboy's tofu' I thought.
"Look I'm sorry about yesterday. I was a jerk. And if you want me to stop directing this movie I understand." Chavonnie said while looking at the floor.
'Wow she looks so young. I guess she just wanted to look more commanding and not like the little girl she is' I thought.
"Friend Chavonnie of the 26 we do not wish for you to stop the directing we just wish to understand why you were acting so different yesterday." Starfire told her while approaching her like someone might approach a bomb.
"I've never been a leader before so I had no idea what to do. I was just so afraid of you guys not listening that I turned up the volume. I'm so sorry." Chavonnie said close to tears.
Even the villains had tears in their eyes after that. Everyone ran to hug her including me. When we were done everyone got to work. After I was in my costume I saw Chavonnie and Sabrina talking and from the look of Sabrina's face it was great news.
'I wonder what that was about.' I thought as I got into place.
"All right people Lights. Camera. Action." Chavonnie said as we started.
Movie time…
Back at Ghostopilous, the sultan was not happy.
"Slade, this is an outrage." said Danny angrily. "If it weren't for all your years of loyal service... From now on, you are to discuss sentencing of prisoners with me, before they are beheaded."
"I assure you, your highness, it won't happen again." Slade said with false sincerity.
Danny took hold of Tucker's and Slade's hand and put them together.
"Tuck, Slade, let's forget this whole mess and put the past behind us." Danny said.
"My most abject and humblest apologies to you as well, prince." Slade said smiling. He tried to kiss his feet, but Tucker moved them away.
"At least some good will come of my being forced to marry. When I am king, I will have the power to get rid of you." Tucker said angrily.
"That's nice. All settled, then." Danny said, not hearing what Tucker just said. "Now, Tucker, getting back to this suitor business," Danny started to say. He saw that Tucker was gone. "Tuck? Tuck!" he said running after him.
When Danny left the room, Slade's smile turned into snarl. "If only I had gotten that lamp!" he said.
Sam did a perfect imitation of Tucker's voice. "I will have the power to get rid of you!" the crow said.
"To think-we gotta keep kissing up to that chump, and his chump best friend for the rest of our lives..." Sam said getting angry at the thought.
"No, Sam. Only until he finds a chump wife." Slade said, correcting her." Then he'll have us banished."
"Or worse...beheaded." Sam added. They both looked at each other. They each held their necks and gave a very I Love Lucy-esque "Ewwwwww!" They walked out onto the balcony and watched Tucker argue with his best friend since forever. Then, Sam got an idea. An evil idea. Sam got a very evil, despicable idea. She started waving her wings. "Oh! Wait a minute! Slade? What if I were the chump wife?" Sam said excitedly.
"WHAT?!" Slade hissed angrily.
Sam quickly added to her idea. "Okay, I marry the prince, all right? Then, uh, I become sultana!"
Slade suddenly smiled evilly. "Oh! Marry the brat? You become sultana. The idea has merit!"
Sam hopped up and down, getting even more excited. "Yes, merit! Yes! And then we drop the little man off a cliff!" Sam jumped off Slade's shoulder and dive bombed to the floor. "YAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! KER SPLAT!"
Sam hit the floor and started to laugh her head off. Slade joined in. He sat down on the throne.
"Sam, I love the way your foul little mind works!" Slade said laughing even harder.
Slade and Sam started laughing evilly. They each tried to outdo each other with an even more outrageous laugh. It was as if they were holding an "evil villain laugh-off".
Meanwhile, at a random oasis in the middle of the desert, Carpet was coming in for a landing. The rug was wearing an airline pilot's hat. Chavonne was drinking a juice box and Bumble Bee was eating a bag of peanuts. Robin had turned himself into a stewardess. "Thank you for flying Air Carpet, Your Escape Airlines. Do not get up until the rug has come to a complete stop." Carpet landed. As Chavonne and Bumble Bee got off. Robin continued "Thank you. Good bye, good bye! Thank you! Good bye!"
Robin returned back to normal. "Well, now. How about that, Mrs Doubting Mustafa?" Robin said in a smart-aleck tone of voice.
"Oh, you sure showed me. Now about my three wishes-" Chavonne said with a smirk on her face.
"Do mine ears deceive me? Three? You are down by ONE, girl!" Robin said poofing a foam "Number #1" hand on his arm.
Chavonne pushed the hand out of her face. "Ah, no-I never actually wished to get out of the cave. You did that on your own." Chavonne said.
Robin was about to come up with a reply. Instead, his jaw dropped. "Well, don't I feel sheepish." Robin said, turning into a sheep to prove his point. "All right, you baaaaad girl, but no more freebies." the Robin-sheep said.
"Fair deal. So, three wishes. I want them to be good." Chavonne said pondering the possibilities. "What would you wish Robin?" Chavonne asked. Robin was lying in a hammock. Robin gave a look of pure shock.
"Me? Huh. Nobody has ever asked me that before. Well, in my case... ah, forget it." Robin said.
"What? Tell me." Chavonne said curiously.
"Freedom." Robin said.
"You're a prisoner?" Chavonne said.
"It's all part-and-parcel, the whole genie gig." Robin explained. He turned into a muscle-bound god and rose to the cosmos.
"PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER!" Robin said his voice booming. He shrunk down into the lamp. "Itty bitty living space" Robin said in a tiny voice.
"Robin, that's terrible." Chavonne said. "I had no idea."
Robin slowly came out of the lamp.
"But, oh-to be free. Not have to go "Poof! What do you need? "Robin said disappearing and reappearing with his arms crossed.
"Poof! What do you need?" Genie said reappearing near Chavonne.
"Poof! What do you need?" Robin said reappearing and grabbing Chavonne by the shoulders.
"To be my own master, such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in the entire world!" Robin said out of breath.
"But what am I talking about, here? Let's get real here. It's not gonna happen. Genie, wake up and smell the salsa." Robin said, getting a grip of himself.
"Why not?" asked Chavonne.
"The only way I get outta this is if my master wishes me out. So you can guess how often that's happened." Robin explained.
Chavonne thought for a moment. "I'll do it. I'll set you free." Chavonne said.
Robin gave her a look. "Uh huh, right. Whoop!" Robin said, turning his head into Pinocchio's.
Chavonne pushed the nose in, turning Robin back to normal.
"No, really, I promise. After I make my first two wishes, I'll use my third wish to set you free." Chavonne said holding out her hand.
Robin eyed her suspiciously. He shook the hand. "Well, here's hopin'."
Robin changed the topic. "O.K. Let's make some magic!" he said, turning into a magician. "So how 'bout it. What is it you want most?"
"Well, there's this boy..." Chavonne started to say.
"Eehhhh! Wrong!" Robin said. A heart with an "x" slashed through it appeared on his chest. "I can't make anybody fall in love, remember?" Robin said knocking on Chavonne's head.
"Oh, but Robin. He's smart and fun and..." Chavonne started to say.
"Handsome?" asked Robin.
"A techno-geek?" Bumble Bee guessed.
"Gorgeous!" Chavonne said. "He's got these eyes that just...and this beret, wow...and his smile." Chavonne said.
There was a puff of smoke. Robin, Carpet, and Bumble Bee were all in a Parisian cafe.
"Ami. C'est l'amour." Robin said.
Chavonne continued, "But he's the prince. To even have a chance, I'd have to be a…" suddenly, Chavonne got an idea.
"-hey, can you make me a princess?" Chavonne asked.
Robin pulled out a book with the words "ROYAL COOKBOOK" on the cover. "Okay, let's see here. Uh, King Crab, Kingdom Hearts, King of Spades, Queen of Hearts..." Robin muttered while flipping through the pages.
"Caesar's salad?" Robin said as an arm with a dagger popped out of the book and tried to stab him.
"Et tu, Brutus?" Robin said as he resumed flipping through the book.
"Ah, to make a princess." Robin said finding the page he was looking for. He slammed the book shut and looked at Chavonne slyly.
"Now is that an official wish? Say the magic words!"
"Robin, I wish I was a princess." Chavonne said.
"All right!" Robin said happily.
"Woof woof woof woof!" he said briefly turning into Arsenio Hall. Robin then turned into a fashion designer.
"First, that fez and vest combo is much too third century. These patches-what are we trying to say-beggar? No! Let's work with me here! "Robin said taking Chavonne's measurements.
Robin wrapped the measuring tape around Chavonne and then released it. Chavonne whirled around. When she stopped, she was in a royal princess's outfit and in human form. (Think Jasmine but black with white accents)
"I like it, muy bonito! Now, still needs something. What does it say to me? It says mode of transportation." Robin said.
He spotted Bumble Bee.
"Excuse me, bug girl! Aqui, over here!" Robin said to Bumble Bee.
Bee didn't like where this was going. She hid behind Carpet. Robin zapped the poor metahuman. Bee levitated over. Robin had created a game show stage. Chavonne was at a podium with her name on it. Robin wore a plaid jacket, held a microphone, and was wearing a black toupee.
"Here she comes, and what better way to make your grand entrance on the streets of Ghostopilous, than riding your very own brand new camel!" Robin said. A door with Robin on it opened and revealed an ornery-looking camel with Bumble Bee's wings.
"Watch out, it spits!" Robin said as Bumble Bee spat on cue.
Robin wasn't too sure about this choice.
"Mmm, not enough." Robin said clapping his hands together. Bee turned into a white horse.
"Still not enough. Let's see. What do you need?" Robin said, absentmindedly clapping his hands together. Bumble Bee turned into a duck, an ostrich, a turtle, a '57 Cadillac, and then back to normal. Robin figured it out.
"Yes! Esalalumbo, shimin dumbo! Whoa!" Robin said zapping the poor girl. Bumble Bee turned it an elephant with her wings.
"Talk about your trunk space, check this action out!" Robin said. Bee looked at her reflection in a pool of water. The former metahuman screamed and jumped into a tree. The tree bent over from the weight.
"Bumble Bee. Wow, look at you!" said Chavonne.
"Next, we need a servant." Robin said tapping his chin.
His face then lit up and he poofed up Sabrina the human-fairy hybrid who was strapped down onto a conveyor belt and headed towards a large machine that said "ACME BEAUTIFICATION MACHINE 900" on the side. "What happened." She said then took a look around.
"Oh, I've got a bad feeling about this!" Sabrina said as she entered the machine. There was a flash of light and Sabrina screamed. The machine spit her out. She now wore a pink dress and she was wearing so much perfume a flower shop smelled less fragrant.
"She's got the outfit, she's got the elephant, she's got the servant, but we're not through yet. Hang on to your turban kid; because we're gonna make you a star!" Robin said cracking his knuckles.
Zaps, Poofs, and flashes of colours came from the oasis. Ghostopilous was in for one big arrival it would never forget.
Back on set….
"Great job people let's take a break then we'll continue." Chavonnie said as she went toward the wardrobe room.
'What's she doing?' I thought but I shook it off.
Soon the break was done and Chavonnie came out of the dressing rooms dressed as a juggler. Everyone went slack jawed at her. Some of the boys were even drooling.
"So I take it you'll be doing the next scene with us then?" Raven asked her while dressed as a bell ringer.
Chavonnie nodded and got into position.
"All right people. Lights. Camera. Action." Chavonnie said and with that we went to work.
Back in the movie…
Danny was in his throne room. He had all his miniature people stacked like Jenga pieces. He had finally stacked the last one, when Slade burst into the room with Sam in human form, sending the figures crashing down.
"Sire, I have found a solution to the problem with your friend." Slade said pulling out a scroll.
"Oh, really?" Danny said, clearly interested but even more interested in Sam.
"Right here. 'If the prince has not chosen a wife by the appointed time, then the sultan shall choose for him." Slade said reading the scroll.
"But Tucker hated all those suitors!" Danny said while drooling at Sam. Sam backed away. "How could I choose someone he hates?" Danny said.
"Not to worry, my liege. There is more. If, in the event a suitable princess cannot be found, a prince must then be wed to...hmm...interesting." Slade said.
"What? Who?" Danny said.
"The royal vizier's daughter if he has one! Why, that would be...my little girl Samantha here!" Slade said with fake shock.
Sam glared at Slade for using her full name.
"Why, I thought the law says that only a princess can marry a prince, I'm quite sure." Danny said confused.
"Desperate times call for desperate measures, my lord." Slade said using his staff to hypnotize Danny.
"Yes...desperate measures..." Danny repeated.
"You will order the prince to marry my daughter." Slade said.
"I...will order...the prince...to..." Danny started to say. "...but she's too hot for him!" he said the spell temporarily breaking.
Slade was losing his patience. "The prince will marry her!" Slade said getting the staff in Danny's face.
"The prince will marry..." Danny started to say. Suddenly, all three of them heard a loud trumpet fanfare. The ground started to shake in rhythm.
"What? What is that? That music! Ha ha ha. Slade, Samantha, you must come and see this!" Danny said running to the balcony.
A parade was going on in the streets of Ghostopilous. Apparently, the rhythmic ground shaking was caused by a herd of brontosaurs. This was not all that was in the parade. There were flag twirling Kataras, Juggling Chavonnie26s, Fire blowing Human Jakes, Bell ringing Ravens, Sword twirling Beastboys, Acrobatic Sokkas, boys twirling colourful cloths, and many other things. Leading the procession was Robin dressed in a high school marching band uniform. As the fanfare gave way, the paraders started to sing:
Flag twirling Kataras: Make way for princess Voni!
(People stop what they are doing and watch the parade)
Fire Breathing Jakes: Say hey! It's princess Voni!
(Robin appears in the crowd)
Robin: Hey, clear the way in the old bazaar
Hey you, let us through, it's a bright new star
Now come, be the first on the block to meet her eye!
(The brontosaurs blow the trumpets hanging from their necks.)
Robin: Make way, here she comes,
Ring bells, Bang the drums.
(As Robin sings this, he makes sound effects using various pots and pans. He then jumps into The Lunch Lady's arms.)
Robin: You're gonna love this gal!
(Two brontosaurs part revealing Bumble Bee marching behind them. Sabrina and Carpet is flying next to the elephant. Peacocks on Bumble Bee fold their tail feathers revealing Chavonne in her princess outfit.)
Robin: Princess Voni, fabulous she, Voni Ababwa!
Genuflect, show some respect! Down on one knee!
(Robin pulls a rug out from under Skulker, Jinx, and Mammoth, making them bow. Bumble Bee tips her fez to the guards.)
Robin: Now try your best to stay calm!
(Danny is tapping his toes to the music.)
Robin: Brush up your Sunday Salaam!
(Sam starts to dance. Slade glares and Sam stops sheepishly.)
Robin: Then come and meet his spectacular coterie!
(Robin runs behind a row of girls, scooping them up into a tower of women, Chavonne shakes their hands.)
Robin: Princess Voni, mighty is she, Voni Ababwa!
(The girls all fall on top of Chavonne. Robin secretly zaps Chavonne. Chavonne gains even more super strength and picks up all the girls.)
Robin: Strong as ten regular women, definitely!
(Robin turns into an old man and starts to spread gossip among the citizens. He tells this next line to Lao Shi and Batman.)
Robin: She beat the galloping hordes!
(Robin turns into a little kid, complete with a tuft of hair, eyelashes, and a single tooth. He tells this next line to Kid Flash, Speedy and Aqualad who had gotten better.)
Robin: A hundred bad guys with swords!
(Robin turns into a middle aged man with a black beard. He says this next line to Dr Drakken and Shego.)
Robin: Who sent those goons to their lords? Why, princess Voni!
(Tucker comes out to his balcony to watch)
Acrobatic Sokkas: She's got seventy-five golden camels!
(Robin turns into a parade reporter. He is parodying the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.)
Robin: Don't they look lovely, June?
Cloth-Twirling Boys: Purple peacocks, she's got fifty-three!
(Robin pops in again, this time wearing a blond wig, fur coat, and lipstick.)
Robin: Fabulous, Harry, I love the feathers.
(A big gorilla parade balloon appears, being held by a group of Far Frozen Yetis.)
Robin: When it comes to exotic-type mammals...
(Robin turns into a tiger and says this line to the three urchins.)
Robin: Has she got a zoo?
(He turns into a goat.)
Robin: I'm telling you,
(He disappears.)
Sword Twirling Beastboys: It's a world-class menagerie!
(Robin reappeared in the harem balcony, as a large man.)
Robin: PRINCESS VONI! Beautiful is she, Voni Ababwa!
(As Robin sings, the harem boys gossip about Chavonne in distinct Long Island accents)
Robin: That physique! How can I speak, weak at the knee!
(As Robin sings this, Robin zaps Chavonne again, tightening her outfit at her curves.)
(Tucker rolls his eyes, thinking that Chavonne is just, another rich, selfish princess)
Robin: Well get on out into that square!
Adjust your turban and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at princess Voni!
(Tucker scoffs and walks back into his room.)
(The parade starts coming to the palace. Bumble Bee swings her head majestically.)
Bell Ringing Ravens: She's got ninety-five white Persian monkeys!
(Skulker, Jinx, and Mammoth dance and sing this next line.)
Guards: She's got the monkeys, let's see the monkeys!
Balloon holding Yetis: And to view them, she charges no fee!
(Chavonne throws gold coins to the crowd.)
Crowd: She's generous, so generous!
(As the parade reaches the palace stairs, they start to walk up. It's a miracle that the stairs can hold all the weight.)
Juggling Chavonnie26s: She's got slaves, she's got servants and flunkies
All Paraders: Proud to work for her! They bow to her whim love serving her
(Danny rushes to the doors.)
Paraders: They're just lousy with loyalty to Voni!
(Danny tries to open the doors.)
Paraders: Princess Voni...
(Slade and Sam block the doors. They feel a rumble. Slade turns around. The parade bursts into the room, crushing Slade and Sam behind one door.)
Paraders: PRINCESS VONI! Amorous she! Voni Ababwa!
(Robin slides down Bumble Bee's trunk and puts his arm around Danny.)
Robin: Heard your prince was a sight, handsome to see!
(Slade pushes the door away. Slade and Sam are smashed into the wall. Sam looks like road kill and Slade looks like he's going to bite someone's head off.)
Robin: And that, good people, is why, she got dolled up and dropped by
(As Robin sings this, he points to the parade.)
Paraders: With sixty elephants, llamas galore
With her bears and lions
A brass band and more
Her forty fakirs
Her cooks and bakers
Her birds that warble on key!
Make way for princess... Voni!
(On this last line, Sabrina and Carpet fly down to Danny, with Chavonne standing on the carpet. Slade tries to push the parade back outside. The entire parade and Robin goes back inside the lamp. As the music stops, Slade finally gets the doors shut. He's braced against them and looks very exhausted and annoyed.)
"Splendid, absolutely marvellous." Danny said clapping.
"Ahem. Your majesty, I have journeyed from afar to seek your best friend's hand in marriage." Chavonne said with a slight echo in her voice.
"Princess Voni Ababwa! Of course. I'm delighted to meet you." Danny said shaking Chavonne's hand.
"This is my royal vizier, Slade. He's delighted too." Danny said, mentioning to a very angry looking Slade with Sam standing next to him.
"Ecstatic." Slade said sarcastically.
"I'm afraid Princess Abooboo," Slade started to say.
"Ababwa." Chavonne said, correcting him.
"Whatever. You cannot just parade in here uninvited and expect to-" Slade tried to say again.
"My word." Danny said looking at Carpet and Sabrina with her wings. "I've never seen anything like this before." Danny said pulling one of Sabrina's wings. Sabrina pulled Danny's ear in return. "This is quite a remarkable device." Danny said laughing.
Sabrina was insulted. "Device?! I'm no device! I'm a living breathing –"Sabrina said, before Chavonne covered the hybrid's mouth. The fairy stopped talking.
"I don't suppose I might..." Danny said.
"Why certainly, your majesty. Allow me." Chavonne said helping Danny onto Carpet's back.
Slade slammed his foot down on Carpet.
"Sire, I must advise against this." Slade said.
"Oh, loosen up, Slade. Learn to have a little fun." Danny said kicking away Slade's foot. Carpet flew off. Carpet flew through the room. He performed loops, dive bombs, air barrels, etc.
While this was going on, Slade was getting suspicious of Chavonne.
"Just where did you say you were from?" Slade said.
"Oh, much farther than you've travelled, I'm sure." Chavonne said smiling. Slade did not return the smile.
"Try me." Slade said.
Meanwhile, Sam was trying to duck out of Carpet's way. "Look out, Sammykins!" Danny said laughing.
"Hey, watch it. Watch it with the dumb rug!" Sam said looking back and was hit as the rug came back sending her into a pillar. She hit the floor.
Little sultans on carpets buzzed around her head chanting "Have a cracker".
"Out of the way, I'm coming in to land. Slade, watch this!" Danny said performing a ten point landing.
"Spectacular, your highness." Slade said dryly.
Carpet was so dizzy, that he could barely crawl.
"Ooh, lovely. Yes, I do seem to have a knack for it." Danny said running up to Chavonne. "This is a very impressive youth. And a princess as well." Danny said. He whispered to Slade, "If we're lucky, your daughter won't have to marry Tucker after all. So can I have her number?"
Slade took the sultan aside. "I don't trust her, sire." Slade said desperately.
"Nonsense. One thing I pride myself on Slade, I'm an excellent judge of character." Danny said sternly.
"Oh, excellent judge, yeah, sure...not!" Sam said, brushing dust off her.
At that moment, Tucker walked into the room. Nobody noticed him.
"Tuck will like this one!" Danny said.
"And I'm pretty sure I'll like Prince Tuck!" Chavonne said.
"Your highness, no. I must intercede on Tucker's behalf." Slade said.
This made Tucker angry.
"This girl is no different than the others. What makes her think she is worthy of the prince?" Slade hissed in Chavonne's face.
"Your majesty, I am Princess Voni Ababwa!" Chavonne said, pricking Slade's beard. It sprang in all directions. Slade fixed it without looking. "Just let him meet me. I will win your prince's heart." Chavonne said.
"How dare you!" Tucker shouted. Slade, Sam, Chavonne and Danny looked surprised. They pretended to be innocent. Danny looked down at his feet. Chavonne whistled, looking in a different direction. Slade and Sam banged their arms against their legs.
"All of you, standing around deciding my future? I am not a prize to be won!" he said storming out of the room.
"Oh, dear. Don't worry, Princess Voni. Just give Tuck time to cool down." Danny said as he and Chavonne exited.
Slade looked angrier than a taunted rhino. His right index finger glowed bright red. "I think it's time to say good bye to Princess Abooboo." he said snarling.
Later that night, Chavonne paced back and forth in the courtyard. "What am I going to do? Tucker won't even let me talk to him. I should have known I couldn't pull off this stupid princess wish." she said panicking.
Bumble Bee was trying to eat a banana. She accidentally smashed it to a pulp. She threw it on a pile of smashed bananas. "It's no wonder why there are only two species of elephants left in the world." she grumbled.
Robin and Sabrina were playing chess. "Move!" Robin said impatiently. The half fairy did, and knocked away Robin's last piece.
"Checkmate." the girl said smiling. Robin's jaw dropped.
"That's a good move." Robin admitted. He turned into Rodney Dangerfield and said "I can't believe it, I lost to a half-bug hybrid." Robin Dangerfield said.
"Hey I'm half fairy not half bug!" Sabrina said indignantly.
"Robin. I need help!" Chavonne called. Robin appeared as Jack Nicholson.
"All right, ghosty, here's the deal. You wanna court the little guy, you gotta be a straight shooter, do ya follow me?" said Robin Nicholshon.
"What?" said Chavonne. All these impressions were going over her head.
Robin made a chalkboard appear. As he said a word, he pointed at the chalkboard, making the word appear.
"Tell...him... The...TRUTH!" Robin said. He flipped the chalkboard over to reveal the word "Truth" in large casino letters.
Chavonne walked through the chalkboard, making it disappear.
"No way! If Tucker found out I was really some crummy street rat, he'd laugh at me." Chavonne said.
Her tiara turned into a lampshade with Robin's face on it.
"A man appreciates a woman who can make her laugh!" Robin said trying to cheer Chavonne up. Chavonne pulled the chain, turning Robin back to normal. Robin handed her the tiara.
"Chavonne, all joking aside, you really oughtta be yourself." Robin said seriously.
"Hey, that's the last thing I want to be. Okay, I'm gonna go see him. I gotta be smooth, cool, and confident. How do I look?" Chavonne asked.
"Like a princess." Robin said sadly.
Chavonne rode up to Tucker's balcony on Carpet. He was on his bed sighing. Next to him was Valarie still as a tiger.
"Prince Tucker?" Chavonne asked from a distance. Valarie looked up and growled.
"Who's there?" Tucker asked.
"It's me-Princess Voni." Chavonne said making her voice gain the echo effect. "Princess Voni Ababwa."
"I do not want to see you." Tucker said.
"No, no, please prince. Give me a chance." Valarie growled and advanced towards Chavonne.
"Just leave me alone." Tucker said.
Valarie jumped and swiped at Chavonne's arm. But she dodged
From below, Robin and Sabrina watched. "How's our girl doing?" Robin said loudly. Sabrina who was silently watching cut her neck with her finger.
Robin stopped talking.
As Chavonne tried to get the giant tiger away from her, Tucker eyed Chavonne suspiciously.
"Wait, wait. Do I know you?" Tucker said.
Chavonne quickly put her tiara back on. "Uh, no, no." she said quickly.
"You remind me of someone I met in the marketplace." Tucker said.
Chavonne started to sweat.
"The marketplace?" Chavonne said as a bee buzzed around her head.
"I have servants that go to the marketplace for me. Why I even have servants who go to the marketplace for my servants, so it couldn't have been me you met." Chavonne said.
Tucker and Valarie shared a look. They weren't buying it.
"No, I guess not." Tucker said.
The bee appeared again. It was a miniature Robin, dressed in a bee costume.
"Enough about you. Talk about him! He's smart, fun, the beret, the eyes. Anything-pick a feature!" The "Robin" bee said.
"Um, Prince Tucker? You're very..." Chavonne started to say.
"Wonderful, glorious, magnificent, punctual!" Robin said.
"Punctual!" Chavonne finally said.
"Punctual?" Tucker said.
"Sorry." Robin said.
"Handsome." Chavonne said, correcting herself.
"Nice recovery." Robin said.
"I'm rich too, you know." Tucker said smiling.
"Yeah." said Chavonne.
"The best friend of a sultan." Tucker said, walking towards Chavonne.
"I know." Chavonne said getting nervous.
Tucker was now practically in her face. "A fine prize for any princess to marry." he said.
"Uh, right. Right. A princess like me." she said.
"Warning! Warning!" Robin said, buzzing in Chavonne's ear.
"Right, a princess like you. And every other stuffed dress, swaggering, peahen I've met!" Tucker said, pulling down Chavonne's tiara over her eyes.
Robin imitated a pilot making a crash landing. "Mayday! Mayday!" the genie shouted.
"Just go jump off a balcony!" Tucker said walking away.
"Stop him! Stop him! Do you want me to sting him?" Robin asked.
"Buzz off!" Chavonne said.
"Okay, fine. But remember-bee yourself!" Robin said going back to the lamp.
"Yeah right." Chavonne said.
"What!?" Tucker said.
"Uh, you're right. You aren't just some prize to be won." Chavonne said. "You should be free to make your own choice."
Tucker and Valarie looked confused.
"I'll go now." Chavonne said. She jumped off the balcony.
"No!" Tucker shouted.
"What?" she said, her head popping out from behind the edge.
"How-how are you doing that?" Tucker said, clearly amazed.
Chavonne and Carpet rose up into view.
"A flying carpet is a very remarkable creature." Chavonne said.
"It's lovely." Tucker said looking over carpet somehow missing Sabrina who was hanging on for dear life to the bottom.
"You, uh, you don't want to go for a ride, do you? We could get out of the palace, see the world." Chavonne said.
"Is it safe?" Tucker said, staring at the carpet.
"Sure. Do you trust me?" Chavonne asked.
"What?" Tucker said, remembering that sentence from a few days before.
"Do you trust me?" Chavonne said, holding out her hand exactly like before.
"Yes!" he said smiling.
Chavonne took his hand and helped him onto Carpet.
"Hang on!" Chavonne said as they zoomed off quickly. The speed knocked both of them into a sitting position and caused Sabrina to almost vomit. Tucker looked down and gasped as they flew over the palace walls. Music started out of nowhere. Chavonne started to sing as they reached the clouds.
Chavonne: I can show you the world...
Shining, shimmering, splendid.
Tell me, prince, now when did you last let your heart decide?
(Carpet zooms down low enough and Chavonne picks a flower from a windowsill. She hands it to Tucker.)
Chavonne: I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways, and under
On a magic carpet ride!
(They flew into the sky, above the clouds.)
Chavonne: A whole new world!
A new fantastic point of view!
No one to tell us no,
Or where to go,
Or say where only dreaming...
Tucker: A whole new world!
A dazzling place I never knew, but when I'm way up here,
Its crystal clear!
Now that I'm in a whole new world with you!
Chavonne and Tucker: Now I'm in a whole new world with you!
(They fly into a migrating flock of storks.)
Tucker: Unbelievable sights! (One stork looks over and sees the quartet. It shrieks.)
Indescribable feeling!
Soaring, tumbling, and freewheeling
through an endless diamond sky!
A whole new world!
Chavonne: Don't you dare close your eyes.
(They fly into the middle of a herd of horses galloping. Tucker pets a foal on the head.)
Tucker: A hundred thousand things to see!
Chavonne: Hold your breath- it gets better!
Tucker: I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far,
I can't go back to where I used to be!
Chavonne: A whole new world.
Tucker: Every turn a surprise
Chavonne: With new horizons to pursue
Tucker: Every moment red-letter
(As they sing these lines, they pass a human Robin, who's carving a statue of Princess Blackfire. He turns to look, not watching what he's doing. He accidentally chips off Blackfire's nose. The princess runs out and starts yelling at the sidekick.)
Both: I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you.
(They fly low past an apple tree. Chavonne picks it and hands it to Tucker, exactly the way she did before. Tucker smiles.)
Both: A whole new world
That's where we'll be
Chavonne: A thrilling chase.
Tucker: A wondrous place
Both: For you and me...
(As the song ends, they hold hands as Carpet flies off into the distance.)
Later, they sat on a roof and watched fireworks in China.
"It's all so magical." Tucker said.
"Yeah." said Chavonne.
Sabrina who had followed them the entire way there rolled her eyes. "This is way too cliché." the hybrid thought.
Tucker decided to burst the bubble. "It's a shame Bumble Bee had to miss this." he said innocently.
"Nah. She hates fireworks." Chavonne said.
Sabrina's head perked up. She made a slashing motion across her neck with her finger, signalling Chavonne to stop talking from her hiding place under carpet.
"She doesn't really like flying either even though she has wings. Or avocados. Or rock and roll." Chavonne said. She realized her mistake. "That is...oh no!" she said. Sabrina slapped her forehead.
"You are the girl from the market! I knew it. Why did you lie to me? And how were you able to change your hair and eye colour "Tucker said. He pulled her tiara down.
"Tuck, I'm sorry." Chavonne said.
"Did you think I was stupid?" Tucker said angrily.
"No!" Chavonne said.
"That I wouldn't figure it out?" he said.
"No. I mean, I hoped you wouldn't. No, that's not what I meant." Chavonne said looking at Sabrina for support.
"Just tell him the truth." the half fairy said plainly.
"Who are you? Tell me the truth!" Tucker demanded.
"The truth...the truth is...I sometimes dress as a commoner to escape the pressures of palace life." Chavonne said.
"Oy vey." The hybrid muttered sadly.
"But I really am a princess!" Chavonne said.
"Why didn't you just tell me?" Tucker said.
"Well, you know, um...royalty going out into the city in disguise, it sounds a little strange, don't you think?" Chavonne said.
"Not that strange." Tucker said. He then cuddled with her.
Sabrina looked puzzled. She tried to remember if she ever changed her mood that fast when she was fully human.
Sabrina closed her eyes. "Ah. To be fully human again." she thought.
Later, they returned to his balcony.
"Good night, my beautiful princess." Tucker said.
"Sleep well, prince." Chavonne said. They leaned in for a kiss. Sabrina decided to spice things up. She bumped Carpet who bumped Chavonne, causing Chavonne and Tucker to kiss sooner than expected. Tucker walked back to his room. He turned and winked, before entering the room.
"Yes!" Chavonne said, falling back on Carpet. They slowly went back down to the courtyard.
"For the first time in my life, things are starting to go right." Chavonne said. Suddenly, four sets of hands grabbed her.
She tried to shout for help, but a gag was tied around her mouth. She looked for Bumble Bee. She then saw the elephant hanging in a net. Carpet and Sabrina were tied to a tree by a guard. Chavonne's arms and legs were chained to her body. Chavonne looked up to see Slade and Sam still in human form, the former was holding his staff.
"I'm afraid you've worn out your welcome, Princess Abooboo." Slade said. As he walked away, he told the guards "Make sure she's never found."
A guard hit Chavonne on the head, and Chavonne fell unconscious. She was thrown off a cliff into an ocean. Chavonne regained consciousness and realized she was tied down to a large boulder. She hit the bottom and passed out. The lamp fell out of her pants pocket and rubbed against her hands. Robin came out in a towel and shower cap. He had a bath brush and a rubber ducky.
"Never fails. Get in the bath and there's a rub of the lamp." Robin said squeaking his rubber ducky. He saw Chavonne.
"Kid, snap out of it! You can't cheat on this one! I can't help you unless you make a wish. You have to say "Robin I want you to save my life." Got it? Okay. C'mon Chavonne!" Robin said shaking Chavonne. Chavonne's head moved as if nodding.
"Close enough." Robin said turning into a submarine.
"Awooga! Awooga!" Robin said imitating a siren. As they rocketed to the surface, he said various things in German. They reached the surface and Chavonne woke up coughing.
"Thanks, Robin." she said hugging the genie.
"I'm gettin' kind of fond of you, kid." Robin admitted. As they flew back to Ghostopilous, Robin said "Not that I want to pick out curtains or anything."
Meanwhile, Tucker was in his room working on his PDA and humming "A Whole New World". Suddenly, Danny came into the room with his eyes glowing red.
"Tucker!" Danny said in a monotone voice.
"Oh, bro-I just had the most wonderful time. I'm so happy." Tucker said happily.
"You should be, Tucker. I have chosen a wife for you." Danny said.
"What?" Tucker said. The other door opened revealing Slade and Sam who was still human smiling sinisterly. Slade had with him his staff.
"You will wed Slade's daughter Samantha." Danny said. Tucker gasped.
"You're speechless for once I see. A fine quality I hope you intend on keeping." Slade said.
"Danny, I choose Princess Voni!" Tucker said, running towards Danny.
"Princess Voni left!" Slade said.
"Better check your crystal ball again, Slade!" Chavonne said, appearing on the balcony.
"Princess Voni!" Tucker said.
"You!" Slade snarled.
"How in the he-" Sam started to say.
"Tell them the truth, Slade! You tried to have me killed." Chavonne said, getting in the vizier's face and cutting Sam off.
"What? Ridiculous nonsense, your highness. She is obviously lying." Slade said bringing the staff closer to Danny.
"Obviously...lying." Danny repeated. Chavonne suddenly noticed the snake staff's eyes were glowing.
"Bro, what's wrong with you?" Tucker said.
"I know!" Chavonne said grabbing the staff from Slade and throwing it on the floor.
"NOOO!" Slade said, as it was destroyed.
The spell on Danny ended. "Oh, oh, oh my!" said the confused Sultan.
"Your highness, Slade's been controlling you with this!" Chavonne said handing Danny the broken staff.
"What? Slade? You, you traitor!" Danny shouted, finally taking control of his life.
"Your majesty, all of this can be explained." Slade said as Chavonne, Tucker, and Danny advanced on him.
"Guards! Guards!" Danny shouted.
"Well, that's it-we're dead, forget about it. Just dig a grave for both of us. We're dead." Sam said, as she transformed back into her bird form.
Slade suddenly saw the lamp in Chavonne's pocket. He made a grab for it, but was grabbed by two guards.
"Arrest Slade at once." Danny said.
"This is not done yet, girl!" Slade shouted at Chavonne.
Slade then took out a small ball that he slammed it down into the floor, causing a big explosion. Chavonne ran to grab Slade, but the vizier and bird was gone.
"Find him, search everywhere!" Danny shouted.
"Tucker, are you all right?" Chavonne asked.
"Yes." Tucker said. They leaned in to kiss, but Danny barged between them.
"Slade, my most trusted counsellor, plotting against me all this time. Just horrible. How will I ever-" Danny started to say. He then saw Tucker and Chavonne in each other's arms. Danny was happy.
"Can it be true? My best friend since forever has finally chosen a suitor?" Danny asked. Tucker nodded.
"Ha ha! Praise Allah! You two will be wed at once! Yes, yes. And you'll be happy and prosperous, and then my girl, you will be sultana! And I can get back to my normal life and never have to wear this stupid turban again!" Danny said while throwing said turban into the air and doing the conga line with some of the guards.
"Sultana?" Chavonne said.
"Yes, a fine upstanding youth like yourself, a person of your unimpeachable moral character is exactly what this kingdom needs!" Danny said happily while almost floating in joy of never having to see the sultan's turban again.
As Tucker and Chavonne hugged, Chavonne looked concerned.
Meanwhile, Slade and Sam burst into Slade's secret lab. As Sam started to panic, Slade leaned against the door with the biggest grin he had ever smiled.
"We gotta get outta here! We gotta get- I gotta start packing, your highness. Only essentials." Sam said as she started throwing stuff into a bag.
"Travel light! Bring the guns, the weapons, the knives." The bird said as she threw weapons into the bag.
"Maybe a hand grenade, okay two hand grenades, but no more than that. The tongue depressor, I like it, I don't know why. The gum massager. Socks, cough drops, mace, and how about this picture of us? I think I'm making a funny face." The bird rambled on.
As she said the last line, she made a weird face. Meanwhile, Slade was laughing like a lunatic. Maybe, even more.
"Oh, boy-he's lost it. He's cracked." the bird said. She started knocking Slade's forehead. "Hello? Slade? Slade? Get a grip, Slade!" Sam said.
Slade suddenly grabbed Sam's neck. "Good grip!" the bird croaked out.
"Princess Voni is nothing more than that ragged urchin Chavonne. She has the lamp, Sam." Slade hissed. As he said each word, his grip became tighter.
"Why that miserable little-" Sam growled. Slade's grip became even tighter.
"But you are going to relieve her of it!" Slade said.
"Me?!" the bird coughed out obviously confused and a little bit worried.
Meanwhile, Chavonne was in her own room in the palace. She was very sad.
"Sultana? They want me to be sultana?" Chavonne said.
Robin came out of his lamp.
"Huzzah! Hail the conquering hero!" Robin said. He turned into a one man band and started to loudly play "Starts and Stripes Forever." Chavonne walked away with her head hung. Robin stopped. He turned into a game show host again.
"Chavonne, you've just won the heart of the prince. What are you gonna do next?" Robin said. He made a Mickey Mouse hat appear on Chavonne's hat. Chavonne threw it off. Robin looked confused. He put on reading glasses and flew over to Chavonne. He held a script. It was labelled Chavonneladdin.
"Your line is: I am going to free the handsome "Robin" genie." he said whispering to Chavonne.
"Robin...I can't." Chavonne said sadly.
"Sure you can. You just go: Robin, I wish you free." Robin said using Chavonne as a ventriloquist's dummy.
Chavonne pulled away. "I'm serious. Look, I'm sorry-I really am. But they want to make me sultana-no! They want to make Princess Voni sultana. Without you, I'm just Chavonne."
"But Vonz, you've won!" Robin said.
"Because of you! The only reason anyone thinks I'm anything is because of you. What if they find out I'm not really a princess?" Chavonne said. "What if Tucker finds out? I'll lose him. Robin, I can't keep this up on my own. I can't wish you free."
Robin looked both hurt and angry. "Hey, I understand. After all, you've lied to everyone else. Hey, I was beginning to feel left out." Robin said sarcastically. "Now, if you'll excuse me, master." Robin said with a sneer. He went back inside the lamp.
"Robin, I'm really sorry." Chavonne said. A tongue came out of the lamp and gave her a raspberry. "Well, fine. Then just stay in there!" Chavonne said slamming a pillow on top of the lamp. She looked up to see Sabrina, Carpet and Bumble Bee staring from outside the window. They saw the whole thing.
"WHAT ARE YOU FREAKS LOOKING AT?!" Chavonne shouted.
Carpet and Sabrina looked hurt. Bumble Bee looked furious. "Come Sabrina, Carpet." The former meta-human said.
"I guess there's no room for us in Chavonne's world anymore. Oh and when you see my best friend come and tell me because you're not her" Meta turned elephant said stomping off. A single tear rolled from the elephant's eye. Sabrina and Carpet slowly walked away.
"Look, I-I'm sorry. Wait, Bumble Bee- wait-I'm sorry, I didn't—Sabrina, Carpet, wait, c'mon." Chavonne said. Her friends didn't come back.
Chavonne sighed. "What am I doing? Robin's right-I gotta tell Tucker the truth."
"Voni, oh Voni-will you come here?" Tucker called from a distance.
"Well, here goes." Chavonne said putting on her tiara. She walked out into the garden. "Tucker? Where are you?"
Unbeknown to Chavonne, Sam was wearing a fake beak, and standing on stilts to blend in with the other flamingos. She was the one who was calling Chavonne.
"In the menagerie, hurry." Sam said in Tucker's voice.
"I'm coming." Chavonne said. She ran past Sam, not noticing her.
Sam laughed. She turned and found a flamingo staring her in the face. The flamingo thought Sam was a male flamingo which was surprising since she was entirely black with the exception of her purple feet, eyes and beak.
"Ya got a problem, pinky?" the crow said. She swept the bird's feet from under it. Sam ran into the palace. She found the lamp under the pillow.
"Boy, Slade's gonna be happy to see you!" Sam said. He imitated Slade's voice.
"Excellent work, Sam!" Sam mimed. Sam talked normally.
"Ah, go on." Her voice turned back to Slade's.
"No, really-on a scale of one to ten, you are an eleven!" Sam flew away with the lamp, still pretending that Slade was praising her.
"Ah, Slade-you're too kind. I'm embarrassed, I'm blushing." Sam said.
Meanwhile, Danny made an announcement to the people of Ghostopilous. "People of Ghostopilous, My best friend has finally chosen a suitor!" he said.
Tucker was peeking from behind the curtain. Chavonne came running up to him.
"Tucker?" Chavonne said. He whirled around.
"Voni, where have you been?" he said.
"There's something I've got to tell you." Chavonne started to say.
"The whole kingdom has turned out for Danny's announcement!" Tucker said.
"No! But Tucker, listen to me, please!" Chavonne said.
"Good luck." he said pushing her through the curtain. She was now next to the temporary sultan.
"...Voni Ababwa!" Danny said, finishing his speech.
"Oh, boy!" Chavonne said, realizing how large the crowd was. The crowd cheered.
From above, Slade and Sam watched in Slade's tower. "Look at them, cheering that little pipsqueak." Sam said.
"Let them cheer." Slade said, rubbing the lamp.
Robin came out; he did not notice either of them.
"You know Chavonne, I'm getting reallyyyyyy-" Robin started to say. He turned around and saw Slade. "-I don't think you're her." Robin said. Robin checked a "Chavonneladdin" playbill. "Tonight, the role of Chavonne will be played by a tall, dark and sinister ugly man."
"I am your master now." Slade said. He threw Robin to the ground and put his foot on the genie's face.
"I was afraid of that." Robin said.
"Genie, grant me my first wish. I wish to rule on high, as sultan!" Slade shouted.
Dark clouds started to circle the palace. The roof tore off and Chavonne and Danny went intangible.
"Bless my soul. What is this? What is going on?" Danny said. His hat started to lift off his head. He grabbed it, but his whole body lifted up. His clothes tore off his body, leaving him in his polka-dot boxer shorts. The clothes flew on to Slade and mixed together to make a sultan's outfit. Slade laughed.
"Slade, you vile betrayer." Danny said angrily.
"That's Sultan Vile Betrayer to you." Sam corrected. The bird was wearing her own mini-tiara.
"Oh, yeah? Well, we'll just see about that!" Chavonne said. She pulled out her pockets and found them empty.
"The lamp!" Chavonne said.
"Finders-keepers, Abooboo." Slade said.
Suddenly, Chavonne heard the citizens scream and point. He turned to see Robin. Robin was about the size of Godzilla compared to Godzilla. As the people ran away, Robinzilla picked up the palace and tore it from the ground. Chavonne whistled for Carpet. Carpet was sitting on a rock. He turned around to tell Chavonne off, but saw Robin. He flew to Chavonne and they flew up to stop Robin.
"Robin! No!" Chavonne shouted.
"Sorry, kid-I got a new master now." Robin said sadly. He put the palace on the top of a high mountain.
"Slade, I order you to stop!" Danny shouted.
"There's a new order now-my order! Finally, you will bow to me!" Slade said.
Danny frantically started bowing. Tucker stopped him. "We'll never bow to you!" he shouted.
"Why am I not surprised?" Sam said rolling her eyes.
"If you will not bow before a sultan, then you will cower before a sorcerer!" Slade shouted. He turned to Robin. "Genie, my second wish-I wish to be the most powerful sorcerer in the world!" Slade said.
Robin extended his hand, regretfully. Chavonne tried to stop him, but a lightning bolt shot out of his hand and zapped Slade. Slade started to glow and changed back to his original form. He had new staff.
"Ladies and gentlemen, a warm Ghostopilous welcome for Sorcerer Slade!" Sam said.
Slade floated back down. "Now where were we? Ah, yes-abject humiliation!" he said, zapping Tucker and Danny. They both bowed against their will. Valarie came running in in her red huntress suit but still as a tiger and ran at Slade. Slade zapped the tiger and turned her into a pussy cat.
"Oh Prince!" Slade said to Tucker. "There's someone I'm dying to introduce you to."
"Slade! Get your hands off him!" Chavonne shouted.
She, Carpet and Sabrina flew at Slade. Slade zapped Chavonne and Carpet and Sabrina were knocked away. Slade started to sing:
Slade: Princess Voni, yes, it is she,
But not as you know her!
Read my lips and come to grips with reality!
(Slade brings Tucker and Chavonne closer in the air.)
Slade: Yes, meet a blast from your past,
Whose lies were too good to last!
Say hello to your precious princess Voni!
(On this last line, Slade zaps Chavonne back to normal)
Sam: Or should we say Chavonne?
Chavonne: Tucker, I tried to tell you.
Slade: So Voni, turns out to be merely Chavonne!
Just a con, need I go on?
Take it from me!
(As Slade sings this, he zaps a charging Bumble Bee back to normal. He uses his powers to make Chavonne turn upside down.)
Slade: Her personality flaws,
Give me adequate cause!
(He slaps Chavonne)
Slade: To send her packing on a one-way trip
So her prospects take a terminal dip,
(He zaps Chavonne, Bumble Bee and Sabrina and they go flying into a palace tower. Carpet flies in after them.)
Slade: Her assets frozen, the venue chosen
Is the ends of the earth- WHOOPEE!
(Slade zaps the tower and it launches like a NASA space rocket.)
Slade: So Long!
Sam: Good bye, see ya!
Slade: Ex-princess Voni!
(As the last line is sung, Robin looks sadly at the tower as it blasts off into the distance. He hangs his head in shame.)
"MUAHAHAHAHAHA! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA!"Laughed Slade. Slade's evil shadow grew and covered Ghostopilous. Tucker and Danny huddled in a corner as Slade approached. All hope was lost. Ghostopilous was doomed.
Back on set…..
"That was perfect people after lunch we'll finish the movie. We're almost there." Chavonnie26 said as she threw off the tarp covering the foods she brought in.
When everyone saw it I knew Vlad would have a lot of drool to clean up. Chavonnie had brought in both vegetarian food and enough meat to please even Cyborg. By the time everyone was done eating only the table was left.
"All right people let's get back to work. Lights. Camera. Action." Chavonnie said and we got back to work.
Back to the movie…
The tower crashed somewhere in the Himalayas. As Chavonne jumped out, she almost died from shock. Her clothes were designed for a hot, humid environment. As her lips turned blue and her eyelashes started to frost, she looked for her friends.
"Sabrina! Carpet! Bumble Bee! Where are you?!" Chavonne cried.
Suddenly, she saw a frozen pink wing sticking out from a pile of snow. Chavonne rapidly started digging. She came across Sabrina, Bumble Bee and Carpet, who were close to death.
"Oh, this is all my fault-I should have freed Robin when I had the chance." Chavonne said pitifully.
Later, Chavonne had built a fire and Bumble Bee and Carpet were huddled close to it. Sabrina came back.
"Did you find any food?" Chavonne asked.
The half fairy nodded. She pulled out a dead snow owl. Chavonne and Bumble Bee grimaced.
"What!" Sabrina said. "It had just died when I found it."
Later, as they ate the last of it, Chavonne started to feel very sad.
"Slade has won because of me. It's my fault that Tucker and everybody else in Ghostopilous are suffering. I've been living a lie. I should have told Tucker the truth when I had the chance. That princess was right. All I'm ever going to be is just a street rat." Chavonne said.
Chavonne looked up. She realized what she had to do.
"I'm going back." she said.
"What?" Sabrina said. "Are you crazy? Slade will kill you the moment he sees you."
"That's why you're coming to." Chavonne said.
"What?" The hybrid said again.
"Sabrina, this is our kingdom we're talking about. All our friends are in danger." Chavonne said.
"Count me in." Sabrina said.
"Me too." Bumble Bee said.
As they flew back to Ghostopilous, they didn't realize how difficult their mission was going to be.
Meanwhile, Red clouds swirled overhead the palace. Inside the palace, Slade was sitting on the throne and Danny was wearing a court jester's outfit and was tied to marionette strings. Sam was shoving crackers down the ex-sultan's throat.
"Puppet ruler wants a cracker? Here's your cracker. Shove 'em all right down your throat. Here, have lots!" Sam said cruelly.
Tucker was standing next to Slade. He was dressed in a slave boy's outfit.
"Leave him alone!" Tucker shouted. Sam stopped for a second, and then continued.
Slade grabbed an apple from the fruit bowl he was holding. "It pains me to see you reduced to this, Tucker." he said taking a bite. "A strong desert fox such as yourself should be taught by the most powerful man in the world." Slade continued.
He waved his hand and a crown appeared out of nowhere. "What do you say, my boy? Why, with you as my apprentice..." he said offering him the crown.
"Never!" he said, grabbing a glass of wine and throwing it in his face.
"I'll teach you some respect!" he yelled.
He fell back as he raised his hand to slap him. He stopped.
"No. I have a better idea." He turned towards Robin. Robin was sitting on the edge of the balcony in foetal position. The poor genie was close to or already had a nervous breakdown.
"Genie, I have decided to make my final wish." Slade said. Robin turned around sadly.
"I wish for Prince Tuck to love me like a father." Slade said, smiling evilly.
Meanwhile, Chavonne, Sabrina, Bumble Bee, and Carpet raced towards the palace. Back at the palace, Robin had turned into Buckley again. "Ah, master- there are a few agendas, some quid pro quo-" Robin said.
"Don't talk back to me, you stupid traffic light coloured lout! You will do what I order you to do, slave!" Slade shouted. Tucker turned and saw Chavonne. His heart soared with the fact that she was alive. She motioned for him to play along.
He stood up and put the crown on him head. "Slade! I never realized how incredibly smart you are." he said while pretending to be impressed.
Robin's jaw dropped with shock.
"That's better." Slade said, rolling Robin's jaw back up like a curtain. "Now, tell me more about...myself." Slade said, walking over to Tucker.
"You're brave, well dressed..." he continued.
Chavonne, Sabrina and Bumble Bee jumped down from the window. Robin saw them. He was immediately pulled out of his gloom.
"Vonz! Vonz! Buddy! You're Alive!" Robin shouted. Chavonne shushed him and Robin closed his mouth shut, like a zipper. He flew over to Chavonne, Sabrina and Bumble Bee.
"Vonz, I can't help you!" Robin said. His head turned into Slade's who now wore his mask. "I work for senor psychopath, now." Robin said turning back to normal.
"Hey-I'm a street rat, remember?" Chavonne said, re-zipping Robin's mouth.
"I'll improvise." she said, sliding down a pile of treasure. Slade's back was to Chavonne.
"Go on." Slade said.
"And your beard...is so...twisted! I wish I could grow a beard like that" he said, putting his arm around Slade. He twisted his finger, but was actually signalling Chavonne to come closer. Sam finally spotted Chavonne.
"SLAD-" the crow started to say before Bumble Bee who had shrunk grabbed her and shut her beak. "Don't even think about." Bumble Bee said.
Tucker was saying more stuff to Slade, when a struggling Sam and Bumble Bee knocked over a bowl. He turned to look, but Tucker grabbed him and hugged him. Chavonne scrunched her face and stuck out her tongue in disgust. Sabrina looked like she was going to vomit. Bumble Bee and Sam's eyes bulged out of their heads.
"Yuck!" they said in unison. Robin fainted.
"That was-" Slade started to say. He then saw Chavonne's reflection in Tucker's crown. He whirled around.
"You!" he snarled. "How many times do I have to rekill you, girl?" he said, zapping Chavonne.
Tucker ran to stop him, but Slade knocked him down. Chavonne grabbed the staff and ran.
"Get the lamp." Chavonne shouted to Tucker. Tucker ran towards it. But, Slade recovered the staff and zapped Tucker. He was trapped in a giant hourglass.
"Ah, ah, ah, prince-Your time is up!" Slade said. Sand began to fall on top of him.
"Oh, nice shot, Slade!" Sam said. Bumble Bee punched the bird on top of her head. Sam fell unconscious.
Bumble Bee ran towards the lamp.
"Don't toy with me!" Slade shouted, zapping Bumble Bee. The metahuman turned into a toy version of herself.
"Bumble Bee!" Chavonne shouted.
Sabrina and Carpet zoomed towards Slade while singing the theme from the Superman movies. "Nymph and Carpet to the rescue!" the fairy hybrid said.
"You're a little hard-headed, aren't you girl?" Slade said, zapping Sabrina and Carpet.
They both turned to stone and crashed to the floor. They shattered into a million pieces.
"Sabrina! Carpet!" Chavonne shouted.
Chavonne rushed towards the lamp.
"Get my point?" Slade shouted as large swords appeared out of nowhere and dropped in a circle around Chavonne. Slade laughed evilly as Chavonne pulled a sword out and ran at Slade. "I'm just getting warmed up!" the former vizier said as he blew a ring of fire around Chavonne.
"Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?" Chavonne said.
"A snake, am I?" Slade said hissing.
"Perhaps you'd like to see how ssssssnake-like I can be!" he said.
His teeth grew longer and his tongue became long and forked. His mask and staff disappeared. He reared up and turned into a 50ft long black and purple cobra. The ring of fire around Chavonne became part of Slade's body. Slade lunged at Chavonne, but she jumped out of the way.
On Slade's third try, Chavonne hit Slade with the sword. Slade roared.
Robin turned into four cheerleaders. "Rickem, rockem, rackem, and rake-stick that sword into that snake!"
"You stay out of thissss!" Slade hissed.
Robin turned into a single cheerleader and waved a small pendant with an "S" on it. "Slade, Slade, all others fade." Robin said weakly. "If he can't do it, GREAT!"
Chavonne used the distraction to run towards the hourglass. But, Slade blocked her path. Chavonne slipped and lost the sword.
Chavonne jumped on a large gem, and slid over and grabbed the sword. She made a sharp turn. Slade was too big to make the turn and crashed out of a wall and hung outside the palace. Chavonne jumped on his back and stabbed Slade, causing him to bleed.
Slade howled in pain. Chavonne again tried to free Tucker. She almost reached the hourglass, when Slade grabbed her. "You little fool! You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on earth!" Slade said. With every word, he constricted Chavonne harder.
Sam was enjoying this. "Squeeze her Slade! Squeeze her like a little-" Sam started to say, before Robin knocked her away.
"Without the genie, girl, you're nothing!" Slade said.
"The genie!" Chavonne said getting an idea. "Robin has more power than you'll ever have!" Chavonne said defiantly.
"WHAT?!" Slade shouted.
"He gave you your power, he can take it away!" Chavonne said.
"Chavonne, what are you doing? Why are you bringing me into this?" Robin said.
"Face it, Slade-you're still just second best!" Chavonne said.
"You're right! His power does exceed my own! But not for long!" Slade said. He circled around Robin.
"The girl is crazy. She's a little punch drunk. One too many hits with the snake. "Robin said. His hand turned into a snake and he hit his head with it.
"Slave, I make my third wish! I wish to be an all-powerful genie!" Slade said.
"All right, your wish is my command." Robin said reluctantly. "Way to go Chavonne." he said sarcastically.
Robin zapped Slade. He turned back into his original form, only he was 100ft tall and had a ghost like tail. Tucker's hand disappeared under the sand. Chavonne broke the glass. Sand and Tucker came pouring out. Slade was pressed against the ceiling.
"The power! The absolute power!" Slade said, his voice booming. He burst through the ceiling and reached the cosmos.
"What have you done?" Tucker said to Chavonne.
"Trust me!" Chavonne said.
A black lamp appeared at the bottom of Slade. He was too busy creating matter and warping the universe to notice.
"The universe is mine to command, to control!" He said, laughing evilly.
"Not so fast, Slade! Aren't you forgetting something?" Chavonne said. Slade looked down at Chavonne. "You wanted to be a genie, you got it! And everything that goes with it!" Chavonne said.
Golden shackles that looked a lot like Robin's appeared on his wrists. "NO!" Slade said.
Chavonne held up the lamp and Slade started to get sucked into it.
"I'm getting out of here!" Sam said flying away. Slade grabbed her by the tail feathers.
"Phenomenal cosmic powers!" Chavonne said as Slade and Sam were sucked in. "Itty bitty living space."
"Chavonne, you little genius, you!" Robin said.
Things started returning back to normal. The sky turned green again. The palace fixed itself and went back to its normal place. The Bumble Bee action figure turned back into Bumble Bee. The pile of gravel turned back into Sabrina and Carpet.
Tucker and Danny reappeared in their normal clothes. The kitty cat turned back into Valarie, who jumped into Danny's arms who collapsed from the weight. Chavonne was left holding the black lamp. From inside the lamp, Slade and Sam shouted at each other.
"Get your blasted beak out of my face!" Slade shouted.
"Oh, shut up, you moron!" Sam shouted.
"Don't tell me to shut up!" Slade said.
"Allow me." Robin said, taking the lamp from Chavonne. He put on a baseball cap. "Ten thousand years in the cave of wonders ought to chill them out!" Robin said winding up his arm and throwing the lamp. Slade and Sam continued to argue as they flew into the distance. Tucker walked over and held Chavonne's hand. They both looked sad.
"Tucker, I'm sorry I lied to you about being a princess." Chavonne said.
"I know why you did." Tucker said.
"Well, I guess...this... is goodbye?" Chavonne said. Robin, who was peeking from behind the wall, was shocked.
"Oh, that stupid law. This isn't fair-I love you." Tucker said.
"Chavonne, no problem. You've still got one wish left. Just say the word and you're a princess again." Robin said wiping away a tear.
"But Robin, what about your freedom?" Chavonne said.
"Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude. This is love." Robin said putting his arm on Tucker's shoulder. "Chavonne, you're not gonna find another boy like him in a million years. Believe me, I know. I've looked." he said.
"Tucker, I do love you, but I've got to stop pretending to be something I'm not." Chavonne said.
"I understand." Tucker said.
They looked into each other's eyes. Chavonne turned to Robin.
"Robin, I wish for your freedom."
"One bona fide princess pedigree coming up. I-what?" Robin said shocked.
"Robin, you're free!" Chavonne said smiling. She held up Robin's lamp. It started to float up to Robin. It glowed. A magic pink wind started to swirl around Robin. Robin had tears of joy in his eyes. Everybody watched as the wind swirled faster and faster until it stopped.
Robin's tail turned into a pair of legs. The golden shackles around his wrists evaporated. The lamp stopped glowing and fell to the ground. Robin picked it up. It was an ordinary oil lamp now.
"I'm free." Robin said smiling. The tears welled up again. "I'm free!" Robin said happily.
He handed the lamp to Chavonne. "Quick, quick, wish for something outrageous. Say "I wish for world peace." Wish for world peace. Try that!" Robin said.
"I wish world peace." Chavonne said.
"NO WAY!" Robin said laughing hysterically.
He bounced around the balcony like a pinball.
"Oh does that feel good! I'm free! I'm free at last! I'm hittin' the road. I'm off to see the world! I-" as he said this he was packing a suitcase.
He saw Chavonne looking sad. Chavonne tried to smile.
"Robin, I'm-I'm gonna miss you." Chavonne said.
"Me too, Chavonne. No matter what anybody says, you'll always be a princess to me." Robin said, hugging Chavonne.
Sabrina and Bumble Bee's lip started to quiver. They didn't hold it back. They cried hysterically. "It's-It's sooo beautiful!" they said in unison while hugging each other.
Danny stepped forward. "You've certainly proven your worth as far as I'm concerned. It's that law that's the problem."
"Danny?" Tucker said.
"Well, am I sultan or am I sultan? From this day forth, the prince shall marry whomever he deems worthy." he said.
Tucker smiled and ran into Chavonne's arms. "Her! I choose...I choose you, Chavonne."
They tried to kiss, but Bumble Bee got into the way. She hugged the both of them. "Oh, I'm so happy! The bad guy's defeated, Robin's freed, my best friend has gotten her happy ending, and I'm going to live in a palace!" Bumble Bee said without thinking.
Robin turned himself into a tourist, complete with Hawaiian shirt, jeans, golf clubs, and a baseball cap. He pulled everyone in for a group hug. "Oh, all of ya. Come over here. Big group hug! Mind if I kiss the meta?" he said kissing Bumble Bee. Bee then zapped him.
"Owww! Well, I can't do any more damage around this Popsicle stand. I'm outta here! Bye, bye, you two crazy lovebirds. Hey, bug girl: ciao! I'm history! No, I'm mythology! No, I don't care what I am-I'm free!" Robin said flying off to freedom.
A few days later, fireworks exploded in the night sky. Chavonne and Tucker rose up to the sky on Carpet.
Chavonne: A whole new world
Tucker: A whole new life
Chorus: For you and me!
As they kissed and flew off into the distance, they flew past the moon. The moon laughed and turned around, revealing Robin's face. Suddenly, Robin pushed the scene away as if it was a strand of film. "Made ya look." he said disappearing.
So ends our tale of an ordinary street rat that proved that things are not always as they seem.
THE END
Back on set….
"That was perfect people now let's party!" Chavonnie said and we had the party to end all parties.
When we were done everyone went home and that was it. The movie was soon released and was an instant hit. It got a standing ovation but it was all thanks to Chavonnie26 and Sabrina.
'I wonder if we're related and if I'll ever see her again' I remember thinking as I compared our looks and found she could be my twin.
I did see her again eventually but that's a story for another day.
Me: That was perfect people and since I have nothing to say I'm out. Peace to y'all.