Chapter Five
"Um, what?" Buffy asked in obvious shock. "Snyder, what is wrong with you?"
Principal Snyder frowned as he looked down at one of his students. If she would only give him a legitimate reason to expel her, he would in a heartbeat. Until then he just had to hope that he would not need to be in her path. "Principal Snyder to you, missy," he stated. "You heard me correctly," he added.
"But-but why?" Xander asked with equal confusion and shock as Buffy.
"Something weird is going on here," Snyder stated.
Buffy rolled her eyes. "This is Sunnydale High," she stated. "Of course something weird is going on here. You don't need to add to the weird-ness by scanning the library for drugs you know don't exist," she argued.
"Oh, but I do, and I will," Snyder said. "This discussion is closed unless you would like suspension," he added before walking down the hallway.
Cordelia rolled her eyes as the principal retreated down the hallway. Once he was out of hearing range she muttered, "Someone sure hasn't had any sex this decade."
"Others probably are as we speak," Xander added as the Scoobies began walking back to the cafeteria.
"Ugh, Xander," Willow exclaimed as she slapped Xander's arm. "That's disgusting."
Xander shook his head. "No, it's a beautiful expression of love," he stated.
"Love does weird things," Buffy admitted. "But that doesn't explain the Giles-Jenny thing."
"Where are they?" Willow asked.