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"Hey, Sakura wait up!" yelled Tobi, and a husky Hidan

"What do you want?" asked Sakura

"Well, you can't go waltzing around the Akatsuki HQ now can you, baby?" asked Hidan putting his arm around her.

"Tobi and Hidan, also have to show you to everyone here and the leader," Tobi said pulling her hand to come forward. They walked forward and walked up to a person.

Sakura looked at his face, he had the eyes like that one boy in the village. Which boy was it...that blond boy...no...that boy that begged her not to go...yeah that's him...Sasuke Uchiha. That boy in front of her had the Shardingan eyes.

"I know you...your Itatchi Uchiha...I know your brother...he really cared for me...but I didn't care," she said looking at him, as Hidan and Tobi looked at her with surprise.

"Hn, oh really?...you two can go now I can take her from here," he said pushing the two boys away with an arm. Then he wrapped his other arm around her.

"My brother doesn't have a bad taste in women..." he thought looking at her body.

"Hey, umm Itatchi-san?" she asked waving and snapping her fingers in front of his face.

"Yes?..." he asked with no emotion.

"Oh, umm...never mind," she said looking back down.

"Hey, what's your name anyway..."Itatchi asked.

"I'm Sakura...Sakura Haruno..." she said looking down

"A Haruno! Oh my God!!...I have always wanted to meet a Haruno, and I meet the most famous one of them all!" Itatchi said jumping up and down and hugging Sakura.

Just then a person, that Sakura swore had blue skin, bumped into her I on her back and she fell. With her in Itatchi arms.

"Ow..." Sakura whispered. A moan escaped from Itatchi's mouth, and then he pulled Sakura's head in for a kiss.

"Mmmmhmmm!!" Sakura was trying to get out of the kiss.

"Oh, I'm sorry...I don't know what came over me..." he said breaking the kiss.

"It's o-okay," Sakura said sitting up. Another moan came through Itatchi's mouth. Sakura didn't get why he was moaning this time. Then she figured it out...she was sitting on his groin. So she quickly got up.

"That's amazing!...I kissed three boys already...but I don't really like them though," Sakura was thinking.

"Ooooooh... Itatchi you animal...but the rules are no sex in the hallway..." the man with blue skin that knocked Sakura over.

"So...ummm...Sakura this is Kisame...he's my partner," Itatchi said getting up. Then Itatchi knocked on doors next to him.

"What?...What do you want..." said a large person...not large as in like, "big"...but as in, he was a human plant.

"Zetsu, this is Sakura Haruno..."

"So...I'm going back...to my plants..." Zetsu said slowly going back into his room. Then Itatchi knocked on the second door, again.

"WHAT!!" yelled a person from within the room.

"You have to see so-"

"Does it involve...MONEY?"

"Yes, K-" the door swung open.

"WHERE'S THE MONEY!!" yelled a man, with stitches all over his body.

"Kazaku meet, Sakura Haruno..."

" Where's the DAMN MONEY?" asked Kazaku

"There is no money, Kazaku..."

"Itatchi...DON'T JOKE WHEN IT COMES...TO MONEY!!" and with that said he slammed the door. Then, Itatchi knocked on one more door, it was bigger then most of them.

He kept knocking no answer.

"I got it, Itatchi," she said cracking her knuckles. She swung her arm back, and flung it forward in a fist position. Then, just about she was about to thrash the door down...it opened.

(A/N- Imagine this part in slow motion) "Aw shit!" yelled Sakura, she couldn't pull back now. The person stood there with wide eyes, frozen with fear.

WHAM! A blow to the stomach. The person held onto their stomach, and fell to the floor, grimacing in pain.

(A/N- Okay it's back to normal speed)

"Ohh...I'm so sorry..." Sakura said with her arm over his shoulder.

"Sasori, this is Sakura and...yeah...you can take her to the leader..." Itatchi said leaving as if nothing happened at all.

She spotted a bed. So she decided to pick up Sasori's arm, and put around her and helped him to his bed. Then she felt something touch her breast. She got steaming angry and flipped him onto his bed. When he hit his bed, it nearly broke.

"Not you or anyone can touch me there," she yelled, and walked over and pulled a chair up to his bed.

"Aw, it felt so nice though," he said, but the next thing he felt was a slap on the face.

"Your as worse as Hidan," she said stretching her hands.

"Hmpf... am I, doll?" he said watching her strip of his coat, mesh shirt, and the fishnet.

"Yes, you are...does it hurt...here?" rubbing the top of his stomach, near the ribs.

"No," he moaned, and closed his eyes.

"How about here..." rubbing the middle of his stomach

"No..." he moaned.

"How about he-"

"YES, YES!! OW, OW, Ow, Ow, ow,ow..." said with eyes wide opened.

"Okay then..." she said, then did hand signs. Her hands now glowing green. She pressed her hands where the pain was.

"S-Sakura..." Sasori moaned, and Sakura rolled her eyes. She rubbed that spot, and watched it heal.

"Okay, all done, now show me where the leader is..."

"Aw...but I wanted to play a little with you..." and another hit was delivered on Sasori...his groin.

"Ow...that r-really h-hurt..." he said curled up in a ball

"Be a man...and get over it"

"Well, you aren't the one who got kicked so fucking hard...on the GROIN!" he yelled still in his little ball.

"Fine do you want me to heal it..." Sakura then realized she would regret what she just said.

"Yeah...I would really like that..." he said unzipping his pants

"Uh...I take that back...I'll just go ask someone else to show me where the leader is..." she said running to the door. Just as she reached the door handle, something pulled her all the way back to Sasori's bed.

"You bastard!" she yelled, she realized Sasori could control her with the puppet strings he has.

"Is it true that Haruno's can heal anything with any part of their body?" Sasori asked sitting Sakura on the chair. She knew she couldn't go anywhere, with his puppet strings an all.

"Yes, it's true..." she sighed.

"Come on I want you to enjoy yourself doing this," he said and picked up Sakura by the waist and put her down in front of his pulled down pants, but he still had his boxers on.

"I really despise you right now you know that..." she said

"I can see, now can you hurry with the healing" he said, but to Sakura's luck someone was knocking on the door. That gave Sakura an idea.

"I'll get it..." she said, the leaned over and kissed his neck. The person grew impatient and knocked on the door louder.

"G-go open t-the d-door Sa-Sakura" he moaned while she was kissing his neck.

"Okay..." she whispered on his neck, and gave it one last lick. Sasori moaned again. She got off the bed and walked up to the door and opened it. It was Hidan...well, it was better then no one.

"Hey Sakura the leader wants to see you no-...little busy aren't we, Sakura"

"Help me Hidan get me out of here and to the leader now, make something up to get me out of here"

"Okay...SO SAKURA DEIDRA, TOBI, AND I WERE THINKING WE CAN TAKE YOU TO A LATE LUNCH RIGHT NOW..."

"Hm? Okay, but what about the leader?..." she said following Hidan out the door.

"Hey, Sakura..." to late the door was slammed on Sasori and his puppet strings.

Out of Sasori's Room

"Thanks so much Hidan!" she said hugging him, and gave him a kiss on the cheek.

"Your welcome, now let's get you to the leader," he said, Sakura nodded in agreement. Then they both quickly walked to the leader's office.

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