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Crash opens the chest and sees that Sora left. "Gah! Finally!" Crash said opening the chest. Then he looked around and sees Spyro talking to a group of toys. "What's he up to now?" Crash asked himself as he tried to climb over. Then his foot got caught and he fell down. He then got up and listened.
"It seems as if I am accepted in your cult. Your chief, Sora, has put his name on my paw" Spyro said showing them his paw. "Wow. And in permanent ink" Yoshi said. Crash saw this and was getting angry. "Well.. I best get back to repairing the portal" Spyro said walking off.
Crash then looked at his shoe and saw Sora's name. Crash then sighs. "Don't let it bother you" Pasadena said walking up to Crash. "Oh, nothing's bothering me" Crash lied. "Listen. I know Sora's excited about Spyro. But you know he'll always have a special place for you" Pasadena said as Stitch walks by. "Yeah, like the attic" Stitch said chuckling as he went by. "Alright! That's it!" Crash said storming off.
Spyro is seen examining the portal. "Hand me some of that sticky paper" Spyro said. Then one of the toys went off to get it. As Spyro was seen still working on the portal, Crash comes along. "Listen you reptile. You stay away from Sora, he's mine. And nobody is taking him away from me" Crash said. "What are you talking about? Where's that sticky paper?" Spyro asked. "And another thing.. stop with this stupid... hero.. thing.. it's getting on my nerves" Crash said. "Are you challenging me?" Spyro said. "Oh so you want to do it the hard way huh?" Crash said punching his fist. "Don't try it" Spyro said. "Oh yeah? Tough guy!" Crash said grabbing Spyro's horns and they snap off. "Gah! My horns!" Spyro said then started to panic. Crash then just looked annoyed. Then he put Spyro's horns back in place. "How dare you try something like that! I could have had serious brain damage!" Spyro said. "Wait.. you really think you're Spyro the Dragon? All this time I thought it was an act. Hey guys look, it's the real Spyro the Dragon!" Crash said laughing mockingly. "You're mocking me aren't you?" Spyro said. "Now what gave that idea? Spyro! Look! A gem!" Crash said pointing above Spyro. "Where?" Spyro asked. Then Crash started laughing. He then laughed so hard he fell on his back. Spyro then slowly turned to him and gave him an angry look.
Evil laughter and barking was heard from out the window. Crash stopped laughing and Bolt hid under the bed. "Uh oh" Crash said. "It's Vegeta" Bolt said. "I thought he was at summer camp" Yoshi said. "They must have let him out early this year" Crashzilla said as he was relaxing on the shelf. All of them then went to the window and saw Kid Vegeta throwing rocks at a toy. "Who is it now?" Stitch asked. "I can't tell. Does anybody have binoculars?" Crash asked. A random hand hands Crash binoculars and the string goes behind his head as he looks and sees a G.I. Joe. "It's a G.I. Joe action figure" Crash asked. Spyro moves up to take a look. "What's going on?" Spyro asked. "Nothing that concerns you dragons. Just us toys" Crash said rudely. "I better look anyway" Spyro said taking the binoculars unintentionally strangling Crash. Spyro takes a look and sees the G.I. Joe action figure. "Why is that solder strapped to a bomb?" Spyro asked. But all he heard was choking noises. He then looks and sees Crash all blue. "Oops" Spyro said. He then quickly took off the string around Crash's neck and Crash gasped for air. "Sorry about that" Spyro said. "You can ask you know" Crash said. "True. Now.. about that?" Spyro said pointing at kid Vegeta and a metal dog. "Well the metal dog is Evil Goderd. The psycho kid is Vegeta. And that's a G.I. Joe action figure strapped to bomb that's being lit... The bomb is lit!" Crash shouted and everyone took cover. The bomb then blew up and pieces of the action figure fly all over the place.
"And he's gone!" Vegeta said happily and laughing evilly. "I could have stopped him" Spyro said. "I would love to see you try. Of course you would have made a good fireworks attraction" Crash said. "The sooner we move, the better" Pasadena said.
A/N: Sorry for it being short and everything, but as I said before I'm trying my best to make these chapters as good as I can. Now I haven't really worked on this in a long time and I do apologize for that, but now I'm going to try to get this, The Lizard King and Godzilla and Mothra: Junior's Return done before I do anything else. So again, I'm sorry for this little messy chapter, but I got caught in other things. So anyway, hope this was ok for you and I hope you are enjoying this parody.