Ab~ Sorry it's a bit late guys, that obviously wasn't our intention.
Em~ The first paragraph is based off the make it pink make it blue argument throughout sleeping beauty :)
Also listen to the song Everything Is Alright - Motion City soundtrack while reading this chapter
Also Love Sac isn't something perverted, it seems it's a type of bean bag chair...
Ab~ IT'S NOT A BEAN BAG CHAIR. Wash your mouth. You should be ashamed of yourself.
~Bella~
"No Rose! It's my freaking room! And I don't even like pink! Why the hell should you get to choose?" I yelled.
"Bella, you're room can't be blue! Blue is a depressing color, and-"
"Depressing? Blue is my favorite color! I HATE pink!" I screamed. Okay, so I didn't hate pink. A fair amount of my tops were actually pink, but I did not, under any circumstances, want pink walls.
"Bella. Your walls are gonna be pink! Deal with it," she yelled back, grabbing the can off the shelf. I followed her down the isle and ignored the stares we were getting.
"ROSE! You can't just- Whoa..." I stopped mid-yell and stared at a can of paint.
"Bella it's already decided, stop look... Oh wow, that's really pretty," she said, looking at the same shade of silver I was.
"Rose go grab that can of black paint," I said.
"Perfect," she grinned.
"Oh, Idea! We can write shit on the silver walls with the black paint and vise-versa!" I concluded doing my 'I'm really happy' dance dance in the middle of the store.
"I'm going to just pretend I understand whatever the fuck it is you're doing," Rose said, playing with her hair as I concluded my solo.
"That was my happy dance that has never been performed the same way twice," I informed her with a wink.
"Oh, of course," she said, grabbing a can of the silver paint.
"You know you love it," I grinned, picking up the black paint and walking with her towards the cash register.
"You're insane," she giggled, setting the paint up on the counter.
"Yes, embrace the insanity, Rose. Embrace it!" I said, handing the tattooed dude behind the counter the credit card.
"Repel, repel, repel... repe- Embrace. God dammit," Rose muttered before taking the now bagged and paid for cans of paint and running outside towards the car.
"See Rose, insanity is the new sanity!"
"God, save our souls," she said, looking at the sky.
After five hours of raiding stores and driving all over Washington state we finally headed back to my place with a car full of stuff. Stuff being posters, paintings, rugs, lamps, a love sac, curtains, a bed spread, and way too many pillows. When we pulled up in front of my house again at a quarter after six we gathered as many bags of shit as we could and ran them into the house.
"Okay, so there is no way we can paint and get everything set up tonight, so lets just work on it after school, m'kay?" Rose said.
"Sounds like a plan," I agreed.
"Awesome. Hey, I should head home, B. School tomorrow and everything.." she trailed.
"Your picking me up at 8:20, right?" I questioned.
"You got it," she said, as we walked to the door.
"Alright, see ya then. Now, get off my property!" I joked.
"Bye Bella," she said, squeezing me lightly, before jogging to her car.
"Bye Rose! Lets fuck shit up tomorrow!" I called after her.
After Rose left I relinquished the credit card to Charlie and forced him to help me carry all my stuff upstairs while Tanya finished up dinner. We ate some chicken enchilada pasta, I gave my compliments to the chef, and then headed upstairs to shower in my bathroom and go get in some Z's before my first day of hell~ oh, excuse me~ school began.
I woke up at about 7:30 and started the painful process of prepping myself for school. I hated Mondays. I quickly washed my face and brushed my teeth before throwing on my favorite ensemble. Black converse hightops, my torn up gray skinny jeans, and my Breaking Benjamin concert tee. I put on a little makeup, slid on my lucky purple hoodie, and threw my backpack over my shoulder before running downstairs to the kitchen to make myself some breakfast.
I was really genuinely surprised to find Tanya there all gussied up in what I assumed to be her uniform for work while she baked what I thought were Hello Kitty waffles.
'Destroy her beauty...and it shall be mine' I heard Tanya muttering, but shrugged it off and walked in.
"Good morning," I chirped as I opened up the fridge to find myself a bottle of water.
"Why, good morning Bella, I hope you like Hello Kitty waffles!" she said with a wide smile on her face.
"Who wouldn't like a good waffle in the morning? Let alone a waffle with Hello Kitty imprinted on it!" I told her happily as I set my backpack down on the table so I could sit and eat.
"I was hoping that we could all have a nice family breakfast this morning, but your Dad got called in for a bank robbery, so it looks like its just the two of us!" Tanya informed me as she brought over two plates of waffles over along with some yummy looking syrup.
"So, am I driving you to school today?" Tanya asked me with wide eyes as we began to eat our breakfast.
"Surprisingly no. I'm carpooling with Rose everyday now," I told her smiling at the thought of having friends.
"That's good, and I made you a doctors appointment for Thursday, Charlie said he talked to your Mom and she said you were due for an appointment. I figured I could check you out of school early and go there. Then we can just kind of hang around town maybe catch a good movie or go out to dinner with your Dad." She informed me as I scarfed down the last few bites of my waffle.
"Sounds good, I think the new Harry Potter just came out so we can probably catch that," I suggested, putting my plate in the sink. She nodded and handed me some cash for lunch, I muttered a quick thanks, and a goodbye before she scampered out for work. I later learned she worked as a receptionist in a dentist office. Doesn't that sound like fun?
I looked at the clock and saw it was just 8:10. Good, that should give me enough time to go practice some dental hygiene.
I finished brushing my teeth and locking up the homestead right as Rose pulled up to the house.
"Good morning!' I trilled, getting myself settled in the passenger seat.
"Good morning, Bells. Okay, so now we just have to pick up Emmett and we can head to hell," Rose informed me as we pulled off my street.
"Sounds fantastic," I joked, "Speaking of hell, is there any specific people I should avoid?"
"I recommend staying away from Royce King, Jessica Stanley, Mike Newton, Tyler who gives a shit, and Eric Yorkie. You obviously should talk to Emmett and me, and we have a couple other people to introduce you to later," she informed before cranking the radio up to play music loud enough to wake us up.
"Cool beans," I replied over the music, and Rose grinned at me, then turned her attention back to the road.
When we pulled into Emmett's driveway, Rose turned down the music and pulled the keys out of the ignition.
"Okay Bells, here's the deal, we have to round up 12 cats from various points within this house, and make sure they all eat their food. Then see to it that Grams is comfy... And, of course, drag Emmett out of bed,"
"Gotcha,"
"Alright, let's do this," she said, unbuckling her seat belt and hopping out of the car. I quickly followed suit and trailed behind her and into the house.
"Oh! Hello dearys! Our Emmett is still in bed. How are you lovely girls this morning?" Grams questioned from her place on the couch. I noticed that, to my amusement, Grams was watching Bridezillas instead of The View like a typical old person.
"Watching Bridezillas, I see," I said to her as Rose went to go wake the bear.
"Oh, yes. I'd prefer Wife Swap or Supernanny, but Emmett canceled that channel to save money," she huffed, and I giggled.
"Would you like to watch with me?" she asked, patting the spot next to her on the sofa.
"Well, I should see if Rose needs some help first, but thanks!" I said, setting my half open backpack next to the door.
"Emmett! Get your ass up! Come on, we need to find the cats then go take Bella to hell early so we can help her get her schedule," I heard Rose say as I walked down the hall.
"Rosieeeeeeee! Let's just go back to sleep," Emmett grumbled in reply.
"Samurai, hey buddy, come here." I whispered over to Samurai before picking him up and sneaking into Emmett's suprisingly clean room.
Rose raised an eyebrow as I tip-toed into the room, I put a finger to my lips and made my way over to Emmett's bed. I gave Samurai this look that I knew he would interpret as 'it's time to shine'.
I threw Samurai up in the air as he poised himself to attack and he landed, with claws out, directly on Emmett's head.
Emmett screamed, "Holy shit fuck! What the hell? Samurai get the fuck off me." Samurai looked pleased with himself.
Emmett threw him off the bed and he landed on his feet beside me. After weaving in and out of my legs a few times, he strutted out of the room, undoubtedly pleased with himself. Emmett rose from the bed looking utterly aggravated.
"Bella... I should've known you were behind this." he said, shooting daggers in my direction.
"Hey, don't hate the player hate the game." I told him in reply as Rose started giggling.
"I think I have scratch marks! Rose do I have scratch marks?" Emmett freaked out which of course led to Rose rolling her eyes before leaning over him to check him over for scratches.
"No, you don't, you big baby," Rose told him sighing before going off to feed the cats.
"I hate you," Emmett told me calmly as he started to lay out clothes on his bed.
"That shirt doesn't go with that jacket," I informed him.
"It does- Oh yeah I guess it kinda doesn't." Emmett agreed before switching out jackets and shooing me out the room so he could get dressed.
I strolled into the kitchen just as Rose finished pouring water in each of the Kitty's bowls.
"Emmett can't even dress himself." I told Rose as I grabbed out the cat food and followed the instructions that were written out. I gave out one scoop to the kittens and two to the big cats.
"Oh, don't I know it Bella. The day he discovers how to color coordinate is the day Avalanche gains an iron gut."
I giggled, "God, I love his cats."
"Don't you?" she replied rhetorically.
"Yeah. Hey, how do all of their name fit them so perfectly?" I asked, and Rose laughed out loud.
"We called them all Kitty for at least two weeks before actually giving them a name," she explained.
"Ah," I replied, running a hand down Sprinkles oddly dotted fur before placing her next to her bowl.
"Hey, are we ready to go?" Emmett asked, coming into the kitchen with his bag handing off his shoulder.
"Yup, let's blow this popsicle stand," Rose replied, grabbing her purse of the counter.
"Bye kids. I'll see you after school," Grams called as I slung my own bag over my shoulder.
"Bye Grams!" We said in unison.
Em~ I would like to inform all of you that we will meet Edward in the next chapter :)
