And here is episode 6, sorry, not much to say this week. This is by far the shortest episode to date!
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The Amazing Ed
Double D sighs as he and the other two Eds walk out of the science room. "Why do you do it Eddy? Honestly, do you enjoy being in detention?" he asks as Eddy and Ed laugh like a couple of hyenas. "Relax Sockhead; a little joke never hurt anyone." Eddy replies. "Except for those kids that the green stuff fell on! They screamed like dad when my aunt comes to visit." Ed says. "Eddy, chemistry class is a serious and dangerous class, one wrong move and BOOM! You could have blown the whole class to kingdom come." Double D scolds as they approach the lunch room.
In the cafeteria the Eds sit down with Kevin, Jonny, Plank, Paul, and Rolf. "Oh, man I heard that Gobel's head was about to burst!" laughs Kevin, "Yeah, it was supposed to be as red as a tomato!" says Paul, "Three hairs Ed boy, you amuse Rolf with your shenanigans!" laughs Rolf, "It's all fun and games until someone gets their skin burned gentlemen." Double D says, rolling his eyes.
Just then the P.A. goes on, "Is this thing on? I hate these things you can, oh, it's on, uh. Students of Peach Creek Jr. High, this is Principal Antonucci speaking, this Thursday we will be having a talent show at seven PM, sign ups are at the office, first prize winner will receive a one thousand dollar gift card at the mall," There is a huge gasp from all the students, "Second prize winner shall receive a total of one hundred jawbreakers, and third place winners will get a lovely vase. Thank you and good luck."
"Guys, get ready, we are entering that talent show." Eddy says in a monotone voice, he gets up and walks to the office, as Kevin and Paul start whispering. "I just know this will lead to a lot of pain and" "Cookies!" cheers Ed.
"Eddy we can't win this! What makes you think we can?" Double D asks, "Because if you haven't forgotten my dear Double D, we can because we are the main characters so we will be victorious!" "But what will we enter? We can't enter the talent show with no talent." Double D says as Eddy keeps on walking, "Well how about your old pedal steel guitar?" Eddy asks, causing Double D to pause, "Well, that is a possibility, but you know I hate that thing!" "What about me Eddy? I can do my juggling or my" "No Ed, we're not doing that ever again." Eddy says quickly.
"Wait, why don't we enter Ed's incredible strength? It's a natural talent." Double D suggests, "You got a point there Sockhead, we can enter Monobrow's muscle!" "No musicals today guys! Who do I look like, Julie Andrews?" Ed says, "Ed do you even know what we're talking about?" asks Eddy.
"No, not really, no." Ed answers. As they arrive to the sign up they see Kyle is already writing his name down, "Hey guys." He greets as he walks away. "Well a good day to you as well Kyle." Says Double D waving, Eddy grabs a pen and writes their names down, "This will be easy, that gift card is as good as ours." Eddy says with that look in his eye.
Just then Rachel comes in "Hi Double D, Ed, No Neck." She greets as she walks in. "What are you doing here emo girl?" Eddy asks, "Eddy!" says Double D, "Oh I don't mind Double D, the words of an idiot have no affect on my mind." She says with a smirk. "Oh good one Vampire." Eddy says with anger in his voice, receiving a punch from Rachel, "You think he would have learned by now." Rachel says taking the pen from the counter, "That's what Double D says." Says Ed, "So Rachel, are you signing up for the presentation as well?" Double D, "Yeah, I and my band are going to be the main course Thursday."
"You have a band?" asks Double D, "Yeah it's called Eternal Moonlight, I'm the singer, Sean's the guitarist, Dean is on the drums, and Bill is on the keyboard." She explains, "We are also in the talent show, well may it be a fair and honorable contest." Double D says shaking her hand. "Double D, the more you and get to know each other, the more I wonder how you got stuck with dumb and dumber over there." She says motioning to Ed and Eddy, "Am I dumb or dumber?" asks Ed, "Good luck." Says Rachel.
"She is going down." Eddy says bitterly, "Ed, he's at it again!" cries Double D as Eddy grabs them both and runs off.
Later at the junk yard the Ed and Double prepare for the talent show, Eddy is not there because of his detention. "That's it Ed now try this oven." Double D says, "You got it Double D, want to see my moves?" he asks picking up the oven and then spinning it on his finger tip. "Oh, Ed that's a good trick you should do that at the show. So far so good, I do say we stand a quite good chance at winning the talent show."
Rolf comes into the Junkyard with a kart being pulled by Victor, "Here you go Double D Ed boy, Rolf has brought you the no longer working equipment you asked for. Are you pleased?" Rolf asks as Victor stops, the kart is filled with old and rusty farm equipment for Ed to practice with. "Why yes Rolf this is excellent, thank you." Rolf leaves as Ed comes over.
"Well Ed, what do you think?" asks Double D, Ed picks up an old tractor piston and eats it! "A little to much salt, but not bad." He says, "Good lord Ed, if I could live in your world for just 10 minutes..." Double D sighs.
Just then Eddy walks in to the dump. "Teachers… So what's up so far?" Asks Eddy as he walks over to them. "So far so good, Ed is as strong as a mountain. I don't even see the point in training really." Double D reports, "Ah you're right Double D we got this in the bag." He says walking towards home, "Come on Ed we're going home." Calls Double D, "You sure are." Says Ed as he follows.
The next day in the lane, Kevin and Paul set up the bike. "Alright CK, I'll time you while you ride up and down, remember, the faster the better." Paul says taking up a stopwatch. "Right, we shall be awesomely victorious!" Kevin cheers as he rides to the end of the lane. "You got it Kev! You got it man, just keep going!" Paul says. Kevin rides down the lane with a furious speed. "No need to worry, everyone should just give up right no-" just then Kevin's bike hits a tree root and Kevin flies into a tree which falls down.
"Oh that's gotta hurt!" Paul says, he quickly runs to Kevin's side. "Oh CK are you alright? Of course you're not duh." He says as he picks up Kevin and runs to Kevin's house.
Later on as Kevin is taken to the hospital Paul walks over to Double D's house, he knocks on the door and Double D answers it, "Hello Paul, can I do anything for you today?" he asks, "DD, Kev broke his arms while practicing our act, so we're out of the show." "Oh Dear, I hope Kevin will recover soon." Double D says, "Yeah, well good luck, I hope you guys win." Paul says and he walks away.
Meanwhile Eddy sneaks into Rachel's backyard as she and the other goths still practicing. Eddy looks to see all of their equipment is plugged into an outlet in the back. Eddy takes out a pair of scissors. "Say bye-bye to practice emos!" he says as he aims for the main cord but he misses and the blade goes right into the top outlet! Eddy is zapped cartoon style showing off his skeleton, he moans and slowly walks away. As the music ends Sean sniffs, "Is something burning?" he asks as he smells Eddy's burnt skin. Dean shrugs, "I smell something, like a zapped bug." Says Bill.
It is already Thursday night and the talent show is ready to begin! "Man, is it me or was this episode written in like two hours?" asks Kyle as he gets lined among the others in the auditorium. "You guys got everything ready?" Eddy asks two stage hands who nod, "Good, well Monobrow are you ready for you're big night?" "You bet I am Eddy, I will go out there and do something that forgets!" Ed cheers, "Good, I think, you got that whatever it is ready Double D?" asks Eddy, "Sadly, yes Eddy, and it's called a pedal steel guitar!" Double D says.
"Hey Double D, I didn't know you played PSG." Says Rachel, she and her band are just ahead of the Eds. "My parents made me practice as a child, I personally detest and loathe this vile instrument." He explains with a hint of anger. "I hear ya man, back in sixth grade my parents made me play the trombone! That thing was heavy as hell." Says Bill, sympathizing with Double D.
Then the show begins and the lights shut off, a spotlight shines on the stage as Principal Antonucci walks out to the stage. "Greetings parents and students and others to Peach Creek Jr. High's annual talent show!" there's a huge applause from the audience, "And now our first act, the AKAs led by Tex Robins!" He walks off the stage as the band named the AKAs walks on, "Get ready for "Underground" by Tom Waits!" calls Tex as the applause dies down to hear them perform.
Later after a few musical numbers, a comedy act or two Principal Antonucci calls up Rachel and her band. "And now, give it up for Eternal Moonlight!" he announces. "Okay guys, this is it." Says Sean as he grabs his guitar and heads up.
"Good luck my friends." Says Double D to the goths, "And to you Double D." says Sean, Bill and Dean merely nod, "Thanks, Double D, well here we go." Rachel says as she walks with them to the applauding audience. Eddy speaks up, "I wonder what they're gonna sing about, probably something dark or depressing or…" "Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong!" cheers Ed, then the song begins, and Eddy's jaw drops as both Sean and Rachel sing, as Rachel plays the guitar, as Bill jams on the keyboard and Dean plays the drums as Sean sings.
The fortunate ones
To be fast and free and young
I want to count myself among
The fortunate ones
We won't be denied
We know that time is on our side
We've got the passion and the pride
We won't be denied
This generations
With fire in our eyes
Strong are the ties that bind us
We don't need no alibis
Nothing's gonna stand in our way
Nothing's gonna stand in our way
Nothing's gonna stand in our way
Not tonight
We want it all
And tonight we got the call
We're running high but we won't fall
We want it all
We won't be denied
Like a breaker at high tide
We're gonna take this sweet joy ride
We won't be denied
Grew expectations
Moments in the sun
We've waited all our lives
And now we know our time has come
Nothing's gonna stand in our way
Nothing's gonna stand in our way
Nothing's gonna stand in our way
Not tonight
Nothing's gonna stand in our way
This generations
With fire in our eyes
Strong are the ties that bind us
We don't need no alibis
Nothing's gonna stand in our way
Nothing's gonna stand in our way
Nothing's gonna stand in our way
Not tonight
The song ends and the audience goes wild, cheering and applauding for the group. Rachel and Sean grin at each other and they all take a bow to the audience. Eddy looks at Double D and Ed in shock, "We are boned!" Eddy cries out, "Don't give up just yet Eddy, we still have a chance." Double D says encouragingly. "Ah, you're right Sockhead; we can still kick their butts." "Okay Eddy, but should I use my left or right foot?" asks Ed.
As Eternal Moonlight walks offstage Principal Antonucci walks back on. "Well that was cool or whatever the kids say anymore, well know next up is Ed, Edd, n Eddy with Ed's incredible strength, or something, oh get on with it." He says walking off for the Eds to perform.
Eddy, Double D, and Ed walk up and stand in positions. Double D sighs as he pulls out the Pedal Steel Guitar and Eddy walks up to the microphone. "Ladies and guys! Are you ready to see Ed the great perform deeds like Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Steven Segal, Jean-Claude Van Damne, and Hulk Hogan combined?" Eddy yells as the audience cheers and laughs. "Then watch and be amazed at Ed!" Eddy cheers, walking to the left of the stage as Double D begins playing his Pedal Steel Guitar to match Ed's movements.
Ed stands still at first, and then waits as a car is dropped on the stage by the stagehands; Ed picks it up as if it were a penny. The Audience gasps and claps in amazement, Ed then looks up and gives the signal, the stagehands drop a bus on top of the car! Ed hold, perfectly fine. The audience applauds even more. The stagehands then drop an entire house down! Ed quickly puts the car and the bus his left hand and quickly grabs the house with his right, and then throws the car and the bus on top of the house!
The audience applauds even more, "Wow! This doesn't seem physically possible! Woo!" cheers Zoe from the audience, "Hey Zoe, why didn't you sign up? This looks like your thing." asks Paul, who is sitting next to her, "Oh, I tried, but they said it was illegal in the U.S. or something like that." Zoe answers, "Oh, wait what?" says Paul in confusion.
The Act continues as Ed prepares for the final part. "Oh man, this is really working!" Eddy whispers. Double D keeps on playing, building up suspense for the final move. Some hooks come down and pull the car, house, and bus away to the ceiling, Ed jumps off stage and runs out side. There is some murmurs of confusion at first, and then the entire school is lifted up by Ed!
"He did it, he actually did it." Says Eddy in amazement, Double D just stands still in awe, yet somehow keeps playing the petal steel guitar. "One school, hold the traffic cones!" Ed cheers from outside, "Wow, is this dude on steroids?" asks Sean, Dean shrugs. "This put's a dent in our chances." Says Bill to Rachel who growls.
Ed then lays the school back down and rushes back in to receive applause. "Thank you, oh thank you." Says Ed bowing, as Eddy grins like a maniac. Just then the cable that is holding the car snaps and falls! Double D looks up and sees the car plummeting at him, he screams and braces himself and the audience gasps in horror! Just then Double D is pushed out of the way by Rachel! The pedal steel guitar is dropped by Double D and is crushed by the car!
The audience cheers wildly for Rachel as she sits next to Double D. "Hey Double D you okay?" asks Eddy and who walk over to them. "Yes, I believe I am undamaged and, good Lord!" he cries out as he sees the pedal steel guitar is crushed. "Sorry about your PSD Double D." says Rachel, "Don't apologize! Thank you!" he says, hugging her "I'm free finally, free I say!" Double D laughs, "Oh, excuse me." He says as he notices the audience's looks. "Did I do good guys?" asks Ed, "Ya did more than good Lumpy, ya did great." Eddy says patting Ed on the back.
Principal Antonucci walks up and says, "Well that was certainly thrilling wasn't it? And now for Nazz and Jenna in their fantastic dance routine!" he announces as Nazz and Jenna walk out in dance uniforms, waving to the crowd. As Antonucci walks off to the left he feels a hand grabbing his shoulder, he turns to see its Jonny.
"Please Mr. Antonucci, please let me and Plank be in the show! This year Plank's got some killer jokes!" Jonny pleas, "Jonny we've been through this! We get tiered of it every year." Antonucci says, "I'm sorry Jonny, but the answer is still no. Although, you would have a better chance of getting in then the Kanker sisters after what happened last year." he says, Jonny sadly walks away. "Man buddy, these guys have one weird sense of humor not to like your jokes." Nazz and Jenna's dance ends and they both take a bow, "Gracias folks!" calls out Jenna to the cheering audience.
Antonucci gets back up and says "Thank you girls, and now, give it up for Kyle Melanosky." He announces as the audience applauds. Kyle walks out with his guitar and stand up to the micro phone and begins.
I walked across an empty land
I knew the pathway like the back of my hand
I felt the earth beneath my feet
Sat by the river and it made me complete
Oh simple thing, where have you gone?
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin
I came across a fallen tree
I felt the branches of it looking at me
Is this the place we used to love?
Is this the place that I've been dreaming of?
Oh simple thing, where have you gone?
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin
And if you have a minute, why don't we go
Talk about it somewhere only we know?
This could be the end of everything
So why don't we go somewhere only we know?
Somewhere only we know
Oh simple thing, where have you gone?
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin
And if you have a minute, why don't we go
Talk about it somewhere only we know?
This could be the end of everything
So why don't we go? So why don't we go?
Oh, this could be the end of everything
So why don't we go somewhere only we know?
Somewhere only we know
Somewhere only we know
Kyle ends his song as the audience bursts into applause and cheers for him. He looks around smiling. "Well, thanks everyone." He says as he walks offstage. Kyle joins the Eds, Nazz and Jenna, the Goths, and the other entries. "That was excellent Kyle." Compliments Double D, "Hey, double crosser no praising the enemy." Whispers Eddy.
After a few more songs and other acts, Principal Antonucci walks on the stage to announce the winner. "Well, I have to say this has been the best talent show yet, nobody sued us! And now for the first prize, Dean, if you would." He asks, Dean nods and begins a drum roll. "And the winner of the talent show is, dramatic pause, a tie between Eternal Moonlight and Kyle Melanosky!" he says as the audience cheers and applauds. Eddy's jaw hits the floor, as Kyle and the Goths run out to collect their prize. "Well, there will be 500 dollars for each of you, and thank you for your contribution." He says as Kyle shakes hands with each of the goths.
Eddy just stands there for a few seconds. "Double D, Eddy looks like he might blow up again." Warns Ed, "And second place prize goes to the Eds!" announces Antonucci. "Double D, what was that prize again?" asks Eddy, "A hundred jawbreakers." Double D answers . "Yes!" cheers Eddy as he runs out to the stage, Double D and Ed follow him. "See Eddy, even though we lost we still win in a way." Says Double D, "Whatever Sockhead!" Eddy cheers. "Hey guys, nice job." Says Rachel offering her hand to shake. Eddy grins and shakes it. "Best talent show ever." Says Sean as the audience still cheers.
Well episode 6 is done at last! I was going to end it with the stage falling, but since the accident in Indiana a few weeks ago I decides against it.
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Somewhere only we Know: .com/watch?v=SGBLiGFaddo
Nothings gonna Stand in our way: .com/watch?v=73dc1D8YHBg
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