Part two: The chapter with too many references
PREVIOUSLY ON SONIC DA HEDGEHOG:
Knuckles: "We have to find the bomb!!!"
Tails: "We only have 24 hours!!!"
TICK- TOCK. TICK- TOCK. TICK- TOCK. TICK- TOCK.
Rouge: "My precious…"
Omega: "GIVE ME THE RING!"
Rouge: "My precious…"
Sonic: "They told me you killed him… You killed my father!!!"
Shadow: "No Sonic… I AM YOR FATHER!"
Sonic: "NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
And now… Sonic DA movie part two… Year 2150- 100 years into the future.
Shadow, Rouge and Omega arrived at their destination. The future.
It was a field of flowers.
"…" Mephiles stood, apparently confused. "What the crap? This isn't supposed to happen!!!" Mephiles said in rage.
"I agree." Shadow said. "I was expecting a bleak and hopeless city, nearly ruined by some all- powerful monster."
"I know! That's what was supposed to happen!!!" Mephiles said. "I don't understand it!" Mephiles kicked a rock in anger. The rock, which was actually a painting on a wall along with the entire scenery, fell down to reveal an entire city in ruins and flames.
"GASP!" Shadow, Rouge and Omega said.
"AHA! It was a movie set!" Mephiles realized. "NOW tremble in fear before the might of the future!!!"
Omega, Shadow and Rouge looked at the endless destruction.
"…Cool." They said.
"WTF!?!?!?!? THAT'S IT! I'M GOING SOMEPLACE ELSE!!!!" Mephiles used Chaos control to warp the heck out of there. But then he returned.
"Oh… by the way…" he smiled deviously. "I'm bored, so I'm going to torture Shadow to my hearts content!" Mephiles then in a surprise move, grabbed Rouge and Omega and pulled them into his vortex, which disappeared as Shadow frantically reached for it.
"NOOOO!!!!!" Shadow cried out. "ROUGE NEVER GAVE ME ANY FOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!!!!!!"
Sonic, Tails and Knuckles flew high above the clouds in Tails new flying machine. For their journey, they took the refrigerator, a chaos emerald, and Tails's shovel. Their destination: Eggmans new base!
They soon found it in the middle of a desert. Tails descended the plane, and all three climbed out.
"HEY EGGMAN!!!!" Knuckles shouted. "GIVE US BACK THE HOTT PRINCESS!!!!!!!" Sonic and Tails slapped themselves in the faces.
"KNUCKLES YOU IDIOT!!!!! WE WERE GOING TO SNEAK INSIDE!!!!!!"" Sonic yelled in rage.
"…oh yeah." Knuckles remembered.
???: "So… you've come back have you!?!?" a voice rang out. "Well behold… MY GREATEST CREATION EVER!!!" a giant mechanical dog with three heads rose from beneath the ground, with Eggmans cockpit in the middle head.
"Behold, the EGG CERBERUS!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!!" Eggman laughed. Sonic glared at knuckles.
"THIS is EXACTLY WHY we were supposed to SNEAK in!!!!" He said.
"Yeah, thanks a lot Knuckles…" Tails said.
"SHUT UP!!!" Knuckles said to everyone.
"As punishment, you are going to destroy the Egg Cerberus by yourself." Sonic said.
"…" Knuckles looked up at the growling dog machine, 300 times his own height. "…uh…" he looked around, but Sonic and Tails were already gone.
"This is going to be FUN!" Eggman smiled.
The truth was, Sonic and Tails had actually started to climb up the Egg Cerberus. Their plan was to use Knuckles as a distraction (and inflict as much pain as possible onto him) while they climb to the prison chamber in the Cerberus to rescue Elise.
"Hey Sonic, how do we even KNOW that there is a prison chamber in Eggmans machine?" Tails asked as they climbed into its depths.
"Elementary my dear Tails." Sonic said, now wearing a hat and blowing bubbles out of a pipe. "It's because this fan fiction is so stupid, that we are actually able to bend its course in the story by a certain length, and thus, by saying that there is a prison chamber, there actually IS a prison chamber." Sonic explained.
"Oh." Tails said. "Then if I say that the prison chamber is around the next corner…" Tails and Sonic raced down the hall, and the next corner had a prison chamber in it.
"Cool! Manipulating this story rocks!!!" Tails exclaimed excitably. They went into the prison chamber, and found Elise.
"Huh… Sonic!?" she said.
"Yep! And Tails too!" Sonic said, pointing to Tails.
"…Why is he called Tails?" Elise asked.
"Uh… can't you tell?" Tails said. Elise nodded her head in a 'no'. "…It's… because I have… two tails…" Tails sweatdropped.
"…I don't get it." Elise said in confusion.
"Look, see, I have multiple tails, and thus, Sonic named me TAILS." Tails tried to explain.
"…It doesn't make sense." Elise said, still confused.
"Look, it's really quite simple-
"WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!!!" Sonic screamed. "We have to get out NOW." Sonic ushered them outwards, and all three raced through the halls to go to the exit-
Which was blocked by a bunch of robots. That saw the trio.
"DESTROY ALL INTRUDERS!" They said, and went towards Sonic, Tails and Elise with laser blasters in their hands. However, Tails stepped forth and proceeded to whack all of the robots with his shovel, and managed to defeat them all by himself. They then jumped out, and landed back onto the ground to witness Knuckles fighting the Egg Cerberus
And losing badly. He was bruised on every corner of his body, and barely standing. Eggman was becoming quite bored of killing Knuckles over and over again, when he spotted Sonic and Tails carrying Elise to safety.
"HEY! THAT'S MY CAPTIVE! I STOLE HER FAIR AND SQUARE!" Eggman said angrily in his cockpit. He turned the Egg Cerberus to them.
"HAH! Now let's see how YOU deal with the Cerberus!!!" Knuckles said triumphantly, hoping that Sonic would get killed. Sonic analyzed the situation. He stopped running, and turned back to face the mechanical dog.
"Murgelflurgel!" Sonic said in a dramatic voice. The Egg Cerberus disintegrated into a million pieces.
"DAMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
Eggman fell to the ground and survived due to Olga's law (if an object were to receive impact from a powerful force, it is possible for the object to remain intact should the force be too great.). Meanwhile, Sonic, Tails and Knuckles sat down with Elise far away from the ashes of the Egg Cerberus.
"So, who wants to eat?" Sonic said, pulling out their refrigerator from the Airplane.
"…You brought a refrigerator with you!?" Elise questioned.
"Yep!" Tails said. He reached into the fridge and pulled out a soda. He undid the cap and drank a little bit.
"Ah! Nothing like a cold soda, right guys?" Tails said.
"Yep!" Sonic and Knuckles said, also drinking coca cola.
"…Wait a minute… HOW CAN THE SODA'S BE COLD IF THE REFRIGERATOR ISN'T PLUGGED IN!?!?!" Elise said in disbelief.
"Because this story's stupid." Sonic said. Elise simply shrugged and took a soda from a fridge.
"So…" she began. "Why are you called Sonic?" Elise asked. Sonic looked at her like she was retarded.
"…uh, because I can run fast…?" Sonic answered.
"…I don't understand…" Elise said, trying to think of how that was possible. As they tried to explain it to her, Knuckles walked over to the refrigerator. He paused, thinking for a second.
"…And that is why my name is TAILS and his name is SONIC." Tails explained.
"That makes no sense…" Elise said. Sonic and Tails slapped their faces.
"Hey guys! Do we have any cheese in the fridge?" Knuckles asked.
"Yeah, we should." Tails said, then turned his attention back to Elise. "Now let's try this ONE more ti-
Tails then realized that Knuckles was about to open the fridge. And he also noticed that Elise was dangerously close to the fridge.
"KNUCKLES!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The refrigerator exploded because Knuckles punched it. Because Elise was so close to the explosion, she was sent flying a little. At the exact same time, Mephiles's portal to the present opened up. Mephiles, Rouge and Omega steppes out of it, when suddenly, Elise (who was flying) went right through the portal as it closed up.
"…What the crap!?" Mephiles said in disbelief.
"NOOOOO!!!!! KNUCKLES YOU IDIOT!!!!! THE PRINCESS JUST GOT SENT AWAY TO THE DISTANT FUTURE!!!!!! WHICH IS PROBABLY REALLY COOL LOOKING, BUT DISASTROUS!!!!" Sonic said in rage.
"uh…" Knuckles was beaten into pulp by Tails and Sonic. They scooped up his ashes and dumped them into a nearby trashcan which was conveniently near by.
"Um, does anyone want to explain why a random hot girl just wizzed by into my time portal?" Mephiles asked.
"Because Knuckles is an idiot." Sonic said. "Now we have to rescue her AGAIN!!! By the way, who are you?"
"I am Mephiles the dark!" Mephiles proclaimed proudly. "I will rule the world and stuff, so I stole Shadows powers until I can find my TRUE body!!! But for some reason, I feel like reading a playboy right now…"
"Oh really? Cause we have one right here!" Sonic said, holding up said explicit magazine.
"YES! I-I mean wait… NO!!! I shall resist!!!! I must resist!!!! I shall-
1.275 seconds later…
Mephiles sat with Sonic reading a playboy on the ground.
"I don't know why, but I find this very fascinating!" Mephiles smiled. Rouge on the other hand, merely scoffed at their pervertedness.
"Seriously Omega…" Rouge rolled her eyes.
"AFFERMATIVE." Omega replied.
"You know… it's weird… Shadow would be looking at that kinda stuff with them…"
"UM, ROUGE… SHADOW WAS LEFT BEHIND IN THE DISTANT FUTURE." Omega pointed out. Rouge's eyes widened.
"W-what?" She said, almost afraid of the answer. Omega repeated his statement.
"WHAAAAAAAATTTT!?!?!?!" Rouge screamed in panic. "WE HAVE TO RESCUE HIM!!!!!"
"ROUGE, NOT TO BE RUDE OR ANYTHING, BUT I WOULD HAVE SUSPECTED THAT YOU WOULD HAVE LOVED FOR SHADOW TO BE GONE." Omega said.
"THIS IS NO TIME FOR THAT!!!!" Rouge said in anger. "We have to find a way to rescue him NOW!!!"
"AHA!" Omega exclaimed. "MY DEDUCTION WAS CORRECT! YOU DO LIKE SHADOW AFTER ALL!"
"I DO NOT!!!!!" Rouge blushed. "Now shut up and help me think of something!!!!"
"Hah! You can do naught but plead me to spare him from my wrath!!!" Mephiles suddenly said.
"…Will that get Shadow back here?" Rouge asked.
"No!!!" Mephiles said gleefully. "It's impossible!!! It's not like you can simply WAIT 100 years!!! Hahaha!!!"
"…Wait one hundred years…" Rouge murmured to herself. Suddenly, she had it.
"OMEGA!!!" she yelled. "I have a plan to save Shadow!"
"YES?" Omega asked. Rouge quickly snuck around Sonic and Mephiles reading, and grabbed the Chaos Emerald from the fridge. She went back to Omega and gave it to him.
"You must store the Chaos Emerald within your chest, and then wait 100 years to give it to Shadow so that he can use it to warp to this time!" Rouge explained.
"WHA-?" Omega said. "I CANNOT DO THAT!"
"You have to! You have to remember all the good times you've had with Shadow!"
Omega thought back.
FLASHBACK
Shadow: "Hey Omega! Let's go blow up the Doctors base just for the hell of it!
FLASHBACK 2
Shadow: Hey Omega, I found this great new place to find some hentai magazines, let's go!"
FLASHBACK 3
Shadow: "Omega, let's use you maximum destruction program to play a prank on Rouge and blow up her room!"
END FLASHBACKS
"Wait… THAT WAS YOU WHO BLEW UP MY ROOM!?!?!?" Rouge said angrily.
"YES. BUT YOU ARE CORRECT… SHADOW IS A TRUE FRIEND! WE MUST RESCUE HIM FROM THE REALLY COOL BUT REALLY DEADLY FUTURE!" Omega then snatched the Chaos Emerald from Rouge, and put it inside his protective armor. He waved to Rouge.
"FAREWELL, ROUGE!" And then, Omega shut himself down, and put his timer to wake him up in 100 years. Rouge smiled, knowing that there was still hope. Tails, who was watching the whole thing, spoke to Rouge.
"Hey Rouge…"
"Yeah?"
"Just a thought… But why didn't you simply teleport to the future using Chaos control?"
Rouge smacked herself upside the head.
100 years into the future…
Shadow: "NOOOO!!!! ROUGE NEVER GAVE ME ANY FOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!"
Suddenly, just as the portal was closing, Elise flew out of it and toppled Shadow over from the impact. Shadow shoved the girl off, and got up.
"Well that was random…" Shadow commented. He helped Elise to her feet and asked "Do you have any food?"
"Uh… No?" Elise said
" WELL #$%!!!!!!!" Shadow cursed. He sighed in annoyance and asked "So what are you doing here?"
"Well… the refrigerator blew up, and I got sent here into the future." Elise shrugged. Knuckles must have punched the refrigerator again… Shadow thought.
"Well, it looks like it's you and me! We have to fight the overwhelming zombie horde all by ourselves!" Shadow said coolly.
"Wha-? This is Sonic!!! There are no Zombies in Sonic!!!"
"Sure there is! I saw it in a Will Smith movie! The guy is from the future, and in the future they try to cure cancer, but fail miserably, and the entire population gets turned into zombies!"
Meanwhile in the present…
Sonic: "Why do I get the feeling that someone other than me just broke the fourth wall involving another series?"
"WTF!?!?! THIS ISN'T THE MOVIE THOUGH!!!!!" Elise cried out. Suddenly, a whole horde of Zombies sprang around the corner, hissed, then charged towards Elise and Shadow.
"Oh no?" Shadow raised his eyebrows. Elise was still baffled when Shadow instantly pulled a machine gun from thin air.
"DIE ZOMBIES!!!!!" he roared, as he charged towards them, with Elise still standing, mouth agape.
Meanwhile…
Knuckles awoke. He rubbed his head for a second, then observed his surroundings. He appeared to be at the end of a large line, in a bizarre white place that appeared to be in the sky.
"Next." a voice said. The line moved. Knuckles took a step forward, still wondering where he was. He looked around and noticed a sign sticking out that read: CONGRADULATIONS! YOU'VE DIED! WELCOME TO SOUL SOCIETY!!!
"THAT'S RIGHT! SONIC KILLED ME!!!" Knuckles smacked his head. "And now I'm in a weird place called 'Soul Society'!"
Sonic (looks upwards from reading): "There it is again!!!!"
Eventually, the line thinned out, and Knuckles was in front. He came up to stern looking man with black hair, white robes, and a sword at his side wearing a nametag saying Hello! My name is: Byakuya.
"Welcome to Soul society." The man called Byakuya said. "State your cause of death."
"I was uh, killed by my best friends because I accidently blew up the refrigerator trying to open it." Knuckles replied. Byakuya paused.
"Wow. That's just sad." He stated.
"SHUT UP!!!!!!" Knuckles roared. Byakuya wrote some things down on a piece of paper. "So do I get to go back to life?" Knuckles asked.
"No. You must stay here in soul society until we are able to reincarnate you." Byakuya said, still not showing emotion.
"How long will that take?"
"Oh you know… one… two…"
"Days?" Knuckles asked.
"Hundred thousand years." Knuckles's jaw dropped. He was about to plead Byakuya to bring him back to life, but he was interrupted by an inhuman howl.
"Oh #$%." Byakuya said while retaining his emotionless expression. From the east side came a ginourmous toad like black creature with a white mask on.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!!?!?!?" Knuckles said, scared.
"A hollow. It is up to the duty of us Soul Reapers to destroy them." Byakuya answered.
"Oh… so you're going to kill it?" Knuckles said relieved; the guy DID look pretty strong…
"Not my shift. I'll let the interns take care of it." He answered. After he spoke, four soul reapers appeared, each with their own unique swords, and attacked the hollow. All four Soul Reaper interns were defeated in an instant.
...
"Well that sucks." Byakuya said monotonously. He turned back to the line. "Next." He said.
"SCREW THIS!" Knuckles ran out of line and up to the frog hollow.
"GRAaAaAaAaAaAa!!!!" The hollow roared at Knuckles.
"DOOR OPENING ATTACK!!!!" Knuckles yelled, and in the same fashion that he opens doors, Knuckles' punch made the hollow explode. The hollow collapse on the ground as more soul Reapers appeared.
"He just killed a class A hollow by himself!" a short girl with black hair exclaimed.
"Unbelievable!!" a very tall boy with Red hair said, shocked.
"That's right!" Knuckles smiled. "All me baby!"
"You…" the Red haired boy said. "Would you like to become a Soul Reaper!?" Knuckles considered it.
"Yes!" Knuckles said happily.
"Great!" The girl spoke. "My name is Rukia, and his name's Renji…"
Meanwhile…
Sonic and Mephiles were still drooling over the Playboy. Tails was repairing the plane, since Sonic told him he couldn't look at the magazine. Suddenly, a shadow fell over the magazine.
"Get away!" Sonic said without looking up. The figure swiped the magazine away. Sonic and Mephiles looked up to see white hedgehog.
"Silver!" Mephiles said.
"Chuck Norris!" Sonic said. They both looked at each other. "I-I mean uh… Silver!" Sonic said.
"Indeed, Sonic the Hedgehog! I have regained my power, and now I'm going to kill you!" Silver got into a fighting stance.
"But why!?" Sonic said. "I've never done anything…" Sonic paused. "…catastrophically bad!"
"Because you are going to release the Flames of Disaster! I must prevent that from happening at all costs!" Silver said. He then noticed Mephiles.
"…Say, don't I know you from somewhere…?"
"Uh, uh, no you don't!"
"And how did you know my name?"
"B-because I um-
"It's almost like YOR the main bad guy of this crappy movie!" Silver said suspiciously.
"Uh… LOOK! BLAZE IS STRIPPING!!!!"
"I'M NOT INTERESTED!!!!" Silver blushed, but turned to look anyway. While he looked, Mephiles used Chaos control to warp out of there.
"Wow, crush on a friend?" Sonic smiled.
"NO!!!!!" Silver turned redder. "Anyway, I must destroy you!" Silver chucked a brick at sonics-
"OW!!! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU NAIL A BRICK THERE!?!?!!?"
"Cause." Silver said. Then, he pulled out Tails's shovel and Nailed Sonic in the same spot again.
"WTF!?!?! HOW DID YOU GET TAILS' SHOVEL!?!?"
"I'm a kleptomaniac." Silver said.
"Wow." Sonic said, disspointed.
"In fact… my klepto- prowess is so great… THAT I CAN STEAL THINGS WITH MY MIND!!!!" Silver then began to use his powers! Elsewhere…
Gaara: "My sand gourd!"
Train: "My gun!"
Luffy: "My hat!"
Asuna: "My sword!"
Tsuna: "My gloves!"
Byakuya (still emotionless): "My Zanpakuto." Renji stared at Byakuya.
"Doesn't it bother you AT ALL that your sword was just STOLEN!?"
"Can't say. Don't have any emotions."
All these objects and more were taken from all the other anime series, and Silver made them all hover around the sky.
"Behold! My power!" Silver said.
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID." Sonic said in a demented voice.
"Uh… got other objects so that I can beat you?" Silver replied.
"YOU JUST MADE SEVERAL DOZEN ANIME REFERENCES!!!!! THAT'S MY JOB!!!!!" Sonic said angrily. "PREPARE TO DIE!!! I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU UP WORSE THAN WHAT ZERO DID TO RIDO KURAN!!!!!"
And… that's the chapter!
Silver made Sonic mad by making several dozen anime references…
Who's going to win?!?!
What became of Knuckles?!
Is Shadow beating the zombie horde!?
Where did Mephiles go!?
AND WHEN THE HELL IS BIOSHOCK TWO COMING OUT?!!?
Find out all this and more on the next episode of- Dragonball ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Sonic: "STOP MAKING REFERENCES!!!!"